Newbie

Lainey

hey, how you all doin.. i'm a brand new newbie.. nice forum.. so anyone wanna introduce themselves

ferdi

Originally posted by Lainey
i'm a brand new newbie

you sure are

Sleepy

I wonder what your real name is? :P

Barbie_666

pay no attension 2 them....they took the piss outta me 4 ages....

Sleepy

dats cos you write in pink :P

Barbie_666

guess wot colour my hair is?!?:p

ferdi

Originally posted by Barbie_666
guess wot colour my hair is?!?:p

blonde

phenom

i'm a brand new newbie

come on one more post and you become a cool newbie.:)

Stark

Hello welcome. Soon you'll be bitter and cynical, and you'll fit in just fine. We're just going to mock you and insult you to help you along your way. (you can read my profile for my introduction).

Mercury_Tilt

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ferdi

a good analagy merc,

every where it says 'Hotel California' replace it with 'boards.ie'

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here

and this is quite an accurate description of the way we have things set up here:

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out (log out) any time you like
But you can never leave

Sleepy

sings/ you can check out any time you like... but you can never leave!

Squall

Hmmm maybe we should make up a boards jingle

Barbie_666

hmmm.....intresting........
jingle...he he he!!!:p

Kalina

Welcome Lainey!

Kold

GET OFF THE ROAD!

Gordon

MTV GET OFF THE AIR.

NOW!

Welcome Lainey, you will learn to despise this place soon enough.

Sarky

Welcome.

Now conform, dammit.

Sleepy

To see that line coming from a guy who glued eyeballs into his beard is quite amusing tbh :P

Guy:Incognito

Look I can be nice, leave her alone, evil doers. Oh yeah, hi, welcome,wilkommen, Bonjour, Guten tag, Ciao!
etc etc

rymus

welcome Lainey.. did you remember to get your serial number tattooed on at the gate?

Lainey

ahh. i don't mind.. sure i can give a slagging as good as ican take it people.. so fire away.. ha ha.. only i won't slag til i'm not a newbie anymore.. then BEWARE;)

Lainey

Originally posted by Sleepy
I wonder what your real name is? :P

and my real name is not lainey.. it's elaine he he

Sarky

Originally posted by Sleepy
To see that line coming from a guy who glued eyeballs into his beard is quite amusing tbh :P

Hey! That was in the name of Art!

Lump

Welcome to the place that is boards.ie


John

Karoma

(to the tune of Barney..)
I love me..
you love me..
let's all post about mee....

:rolleyes:

Barry Aldwell

I get the feeling this will be the first of many "OMFG LOL LOOK @ ME I R TEH NEW!!!" threads that will become the new bane of Monty's life.

Sleepy

Originally posted by Lainey
and my real name is not lainey.. it's elaine he he

I guessed that alright! A friend of mine has the same nickname.

smoke.me.a.kipper

hi, a/s/l?

Lainey

Originally posted by Sleepy
I guessed that alright! A friend of mine has the same nickname.

i use the same name and password for everywhere.. not enough room on my phone for loads of passwords .. i'm kinda all over the shop here tryin to find stuff..

Rabies

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper
hi, a/s/l?

leave the poor girl alone for a week or two before you try to jump her













a/s/l ?

rymus

Originally posted by Lainey
i use the same name and password for everywhere..

Down with that sort of thing

not enough room on my phone for loads of passwords

Once again, the curse of not having a long term memory strikes an innocent internet user.

Sleipnir

Jeez, a new male noobie posts to say 'Hello' and is duly ignored.

A female appears and the guys on boards start milling about in a testosterone-fueled fever

(some sort of on-line male/male domination test with horns and the like may be in order)

Oh yeah, welcome and all that.

Rabies

Originally posted by Sleipnir
A female appears and the guys on boards start milling about in a testosterone-fueled fever

boobies.





That is all

LoneGunM@n

Welcome to that which will become the be-all & end-all of your life for the distant future

Lainey

Originally posted by Rabies
leave the poor girl alone for a week or two before you try to jump her


Eh, wasn't really gettin what the message was saying ha ha.. may get used to your lingo..
and as i said i don't mind the slagging, sure i just might start slagging back soon (when i know someone to slag)..
i was checking my e mails last night and felt very important with 17 e mails... until i noticed they are all notifications.. d'uh.. may read the small print i think
Anyhoo, thanks so much to everyone who replied.. nice irish forum then









a/s/l ?

mr_angry

Don't forget the good old Boards initiation ritual - to be truly accepted, you must grow a breard, wear glasses & a t-shirt emblazened with some band's tour dates, and talk nerdy all the time.

The fact that you are female is irrelevant. Grow the beard dammit!

Cabaal

Welcome Lainey
The overlords have assigned you the number 52345, from now on you will be known by that number.

You no longer have a name...

Lainey

Originally posted by mr_angry
Don't forget the good old Boards initiation ritual - to be truly accepted, you must grow a breard, wear glasses & a t-shirt emblazened with some band's tour dates, and talk nerdy all the time.

The fact that you are female is irrelevant. Grow the beard dammit!

will the t shirt emblazoned with some bands tour dates do??? thats as far as i'm willing to go..spend too much money on waxing to let beard grow now he he:D

Okie

Originally posted by mr_angry
Don't forget the good old Boards initiation ritual - to be truly accepted, you must grow a beard, wear glasses & a t-shirt emblazened with some band's tour dates, and talk nerdy all the time.

Where have you hidden the cameras? WHERE?

Tell me DAMMIT! :ninja:

whosurpaddy

hmm. i once knew a girl who went by the name lainey. u from dub?

welcome btw.

Lainey

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
hmm. i once knew a girl who went by the name lainey. u from dub?

welcome btw.

nope.. i'm a lilywhite.. pure but bendy

whosurpaddy

ooooooo matron.


put that away.:eek:

Lainey

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
ooooooo matron.


put that away.:eek:

now now.. i was referring to gaelic skills of the lilywhites..

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by Lainey
now now.. i was referring to gaelic skills of the lilywhites..

so was I........theres no place for balls in here ul break something.:p

Lainey

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
so was I........theres no place for balls in here ul break something.:p

ahh, ok, i will put the ball back in the press.. i wouldn;t want to break anything he he.. what if its just a small one..?????

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by Lainey
what if its just a small one..?????

:eek: :eek: :eek: dont be telling people that, ill get a repuation

Lainey

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
:eek: :eek: :eek: dont be telling people that, ill get a repuation

maybe you already have one.. maybe i was told all about ya already...
only joking.. don't know anybody here..

Karoma

may require some assembly

Lainey

Originally posted by Karoma


may require some assembly

eh, don't do boxes but thanks for your help;)

tman

i'll do YORE box!

or, erm... welcome to boards.
whatever