Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

DeVore

Hi all from Canada...


I was over here snowboarding and broke my femur (thigh bone) clean in half and now have a shiny new titanium rod in my leg and two screws. \o/

I'd love to tell you all I did it attempting some kinda gnarly toeside 540 inverted but actually I just crashed into a tree sidesways after landing badly off a small jump. Stupid trees. I'm never donating to Save The Tree's fund again.

Anyway, I'm on my way back and I'll be on and off from now on. The debate was due to (finally) start today but I'm going to delay it by probably a week.

Hope all is good here, everything seems to be going ok (Lump got banned .... hahahaha, n1 Monty)...

DeV.

yellum

Chicks dig scars. Post some pics !

Boston

I'm back as well, my how things have changed

jd

Originally posted by DeVore
Hi all from Canada...


I was over here snowboarding and broke my femur (thigh bone) clean in half and now have a shiny new titanium rod in my leg and two screws. \o/

wahey
I have one too- do you have a matching plate along the outside of the femur as well??...were the drugs good?
my scar is bigger than yours...:p

DeVore

No matching plate along the outside and my scars are erally quite small and healing well... its amazing what they can do with keyhole surgery.

I got to see my x-rays and they look *keeewwwwlll* ... really icky and gross and Frankensteinish....

They put me in skeletal traction for a day. " Mr Murphy, wake up, we need your consent to drill through your shin so we can put a metal bar all the way through and out the other side so we can pull your leg into place" is never something you want to hear when dopped out on Morphene....

DeV.

bizmark

So over all nice holiday then

Jim

Whats the title from?...

gandalf

Dammit that tree was supposed to take Dev out. Never hire a pine to do the job of a chestnut !!!

Gandalf.

Victor

So you're on holidays and got two screws? Fair dues to ye.

Jim

Gen. Urqhart? Is that it? Did he say it?

yellum

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
Whats the title from?...

Sounds like a reworking of a Samuel Clemens quote (Mark Twain) , though he used death and not demise.

sceptre

Simba? He's alive!

Ashante sana, squash banana


Think yellum's right about the quote source

Dr. Dre

I was over here snowboarding and broke my femur (thigh bone) clean in half and now have a shiny new titanium rod in my leg and two screws. \o/

Holy crap, bad luck man.

Karl Hungus

Whoah! Nice one Dev! Here's hoping you smashed up the tree good in return. Glad to hear you're well drugged up at any rate, I know how ****ing painfull broken bones can be. Ever fracture a rib? OMG! :eek:

Wish I had drugs for that nasty time...

Anyway, get well soon man!
Hope to see you next boards beers.

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
Whats the title from?...

Star Trek: First Contact, I beleive...?
Or was that rumours of my assimilation?

Oriel

Originally posted by DeVore
Hi all from Canada...


I was over here...and broke my...in half and now have a shiny new...rod in my...and two screws. \o/

I'd love to tell you all I did it attempting some kinda gnarly...inverted but actually I just crashed into a... after landing badly off a small jump. Stupid .... I'm never donating to .... again.

Anyway, I'm on my way back and I'll be on and off from now on. The debate was due to (finally) start today but I'm going to delay it by probably a week.

Hope all is good here, everything seems to be going ok (Lump got ... .... hahahaha, n1 Monty)...

DeV.

SantaHoe

Originally posted by yellum
Post some pics !

Yeah post up the xrays.
And a pic of the tree.

Nature: 1 - Dev: 0

Cake Fiend

This is fate's way of telling you that you scumbags shouldn't have gone without me.

Take the pain!

Clinical Waste

Originally posted by DeVore
.... " Mr Murphy, wake up, we need your consent to drill through your shin so we can put a metal bar all the way through and out the other side so we can pull your leg into place"..........

RoboCop ?

Asok

Good God!
Tom you should no better than to trust the canadian medical system you could have ended up looking like this!

Lucutus

'plyd'

Beruthiel

you'll have gotten my drunken text by now then
sorry
and sorry for the leg too
a

Asok

<Canadian Doctor> We have the technology we can rebuild him............................but we dont want to spend too much.

I can follow you around now and make six million dollar man noises as you leap and bound to fight evil!

DapperGent

Glad to hear you're on the mend. Will you be able to get the wheelchair into the Fitz?

Morphine is fucking great isn't it?

Lump

Damn our attempts have been foiled....


John

bonkey

Originally posted by DeVore
I was over here snowboarding and broke my femur (thigh bone) clean in half and now have a shiny new titanium rod in my leg and two screws. \o/

Yeah Yeah..enouigh about that. Is your board OK???



jc

ferdi

check it out, its dev:p

Cloud

Owie! Get well soon Tom!

That's my new thing, adding -ie to thingies.

Beruthiel

weirdie...

Doodee

drunkie...

Doodee

Get your revenge and smoke the tree's cousin.

ww)

Cloud

ferdie sigie deletedie. Noie animatedie imagesie.

amp

We've been crashing in SSX3 to commemorate this event.

See ya soon RoboDev!

Gordon

Hope you learn to love the 'bleep bleep bleep' of security metal detectors!

Get walking soon.

Boston

Originally posted by Cloudie
ferdie sigie deletedie. Noie animatedie imagesie.

sounds so much nicer

azezil

I've lumps of metal in me too, we should start a club and throw sexy parties!

Victor

And everyone took it differently when you siad you had a knob up your Az, who knew it was a door knob

azezil

Victor's oppressing me >_<

mr_angry

They put me in skeletal traction for a day. " Mr Murphy, wake up, we need your consent to drill through your shin so we can put a metal bar all the way through and out the other side so we can pull your leg into place" is never something you want to hear when dopped out on Morphene....

So, DeV's cyber-enhancements have begun, eh? Living dictator-tissue over a metal endoskeleton. This foe is beyond any of you - run!

*sigh* Too many film quotes...

Puck

Get well soon DeV.

koneko

Get well soon RoboDev

Only use your powers for the good of mankind (or for money)

Asok

[Morbo] Humans have weak bones morbo will make note of this! nyaaagghhhh [/Morbo]

irishgeo

Get well soon.

God help the next person who says break a leg devore.

Winters

Devore is the 6 Million Euro man...

... que weird "boing" noise.

smoke.me.a.kipper

get well soon devore. hope your on yer foot soon eneough.

po0k

Admin With A Vengence


SnowBoard2: The Wrath Of DeV


Tom exacts his revenge upon Treebeard...

DeVore

Not being online all the time sucks too... God I miss my broadband...

Thanks for all the well wishes. The weird thing is that I got super-megar insurance and had over 12 Million Canadian Dollars worth of insurance for the accident so Steve Austin is a FUCKING POOF!!

My board is fine, in fact nothing else was damaged at all. Morphene fnckin OWNS. I was quite lucky to only break my leg actually as I wasnt wearing a helmet either... could have been nasty!

DeV.

Yavvy

ack in fairness there isnt much need to protect the head is there ?

GuanYin

Originally posted by DeVore
My board is fine, in fact nothing else was damaged at all. Morphene fnckin OWNS. I was quite lucky to only break my leg actually as I wasnt wearing a helmet either... could have been nasty!

DeV.

The assissin will get you next time!

Asok

Next time you wear the tree outfit syke! it chafed my nipples!!

GuanYin

Yes, I know!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Falkorre

gws dev

hehe, somhow methinks boards beers will have to be accesible for the forseeable future now

B