Best Practical Joke

pclancy

friend of mine put my number in the buy and sell advertising a car about €8000 cheaper then it should have been and of course my phone has bounced off the wall all day with blokes desperate to buy the car that i dont have!! Im trying to come up with the best possible way to get him back but want to do something really evil (yet obviously very funny!!) to get him back. Unfortunatly my brain has been stuck in a rut all day thanks to my boring job and i cant come up with any good enough ideas.

any suggestions?? Have to get him back good style!

fitz

I've got two words for you that can be put to very creative use:

Laxative Chocolate.

pclancy

lol! gentle choclate relief. Sounds good. I also just got told to wrap his car in clingfilm every time he's not in it so that he has to unwrap it every time he wants to drive it. I like that idea.

Raam

find one of those escort websites and, eh, sort of add his number to the list.

KR

Obscure

....or her number!

Sleepy

You'd probably have to pay for that...

Best one I've ever seen is to put someone's number in the golden pages as a spark/chippy/plumber... they'll never get a minutes peace!

Sleepy

Or put his number in a personals ad as a particularly "unfussy" female in her early twenties

Sleipnir

Best one I did;

Used to work in a place where when the lotto numbers came in, we'd put them on a card in the window of the office so all the customers could check their numbers.
My mate worked in the same place and he always played the same numbers.........

So, one 'Lotto day' we put his own numbers on the card and put that up in the window and went about our business.
He came in to work and wandered about a bit and then went up to the office window with his ticket to check his numbers........

I've never seen someone's face turn that white before......or that red.

Dub13

I put a mates phone number on one of these Irish escorts sites...on the Message boards its free,I read a few of the adds and made up one about him wanting to lend his girl to somebody once he could watch...you no the kind of stuff that goes on on that type of MBs well to say his phone was hoping would be an understatment he had to turn it off for about a week or two.He got a phone call 10 min after I put it up.Class.

pclancy

hmmmm. gay escorts.

bus77

Running someone over with a car.
I tried that before and the person got up laughing.
It might have been crying, i dunno, I just waved as I drove away anyway..

Bottle_of_Smoke

put about 10 cans of frozen shaving foam hidden in his car before he goes to work, minus the cans of course, then when it heats up they expand and he has no idea what the f*cks going on in his car

Okie

I remeber a thread about this a while back. You'll find it here

orangerooster

Put up his number on posters all over portlaoise pclancy-be creative as to what the posters are for.Lost pets,selling something he couldnt have,looking for a hired hand,offering a lift,offering guitar lessons and just say for people to show up at his house guitar in hand.

Cal

A few fresh mackrel hidden in his car / inside his couch / linging of bed / coat (use your imagination). It won't stay fresh for long.

Wait till he goes on holiday and break into his house. Sow cress seeds in his carpet and soak it. Ring the speaking clock in Oz and leave.

Cal.

AL][EN

Last time i was out at the pub with a bunch of my mates we were sitting at the back of the bar at a high table on stools and one of my mates went to the toilet. While he was there i turned his stool upside down and covered it with his coat so the four legs were now sticking up into the air (with the coat covering the whole lot). and of course a BIG gap in the middle, when he came back all the other lads started laughing so i thought he's guess for sure something was up. but nope he fell for it (no pun intended) hook line and sinker he sat down on what he thought was the stool and fell right thought the whole in the middle of the stool everyone got a good kick out of it too (including the bar staff and bouncer)

everytime i go to the toliet from now on when im with my mates i check my chair when i come back

User45701

The greatest one i ever heard was a guy who went away for 2 weeks and left a freind keys to his house to feed his cat.

So when he was gone his friends took apart his car in loads of tiny bits and then re-assembled his car inside his house in the living room.

Hobbes

Get your friend to go to a shop with a few people in it, then ring him and talk to him.

Meanwhile get someone else to ring the owner of the store and tell them that your the guy in the store on the mobile phone and when you get to the counter you want all the money in a bag ready for you.

MrPudding

A piece of fish in the heater box of the car....works every time.

Go to a Star Trek news group and tell them you have just discovered Star Trek and would be interested in getting loads of pictures and a synopsis of what has happened so far. Then give his email address and IM info.

Oh another great one. Phone craftmatic bebs and say you are interested in getting one. I met a woman in the north who had to phone the police to get rid of one of their salesmen out of her house.

Go to the the prison and hire someone who is getting out to wait for him outside the pub some night. Get the crim to beat him within a inch of his life with a lampost.:D How could you not find the funny?

MrP

PS BBQs starting soon.

dgarrad

There's no prank funier than one that involves jelly! What you could do is mix up a whole load of jelly, and then let it set with his phone, keys, wallet, tv remote, etc inside! If you don't want to be really cruel you could wrap them in clingfilm first to avoid longterm damage to items. Then leave the jellified items in their usual places!

Makaveli

Originally posted by User45701
The greatest one i ever heard was a guy who went away for 2 weeks and left a freind keys to his house to feed his cat.

So when he was gone his friends took apart his car in loads of tiny bits and then re-assembled his car inside his house in the living room.

That was a television ad.

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

your all fu*cking evil... april 1st is not about jokes... its just another day! give it up! or put viagra in his food and let him give it up! :-D

Sleepy

It's one of those all time famous pranks that a friend of a friend did while in college studying to be a mechanic...

MarkR

Cling film on the toilet bowl. For added effect you can throw some laxative chocloate into the mix.

AdMMM

ROFL. There'll all brilliant!! I'll have to see to it that try them

woosaysdan

Originally posted by Cal67
A few fresh mackrel hidden in his car / inside his couch / linging of bed / coat (use your imagination). It won't stay fresh for long.

Wait till he goes on holiday and break into his house. Sow cress seeds in his carpet and soak it. Ring the speaking clock in Oz and leave.

Cal.

thats what i was going to say!!! theres always somethinf fishy about that:D

vibe666

a guy who used to work for my old man got in his work van one morning and started it and within a couple of seconds the engine went bang. turned out someone with a grudge over something (he never found out what) had broken the shaft off a broomstick and hammered it into his exhaust so it was flush with the end so it couldn't be easily seen. made a right old mess of the engine.

heard of someone who got their favourite desert with shaving foam instead of cream as a practical joke.

if you work with him, why not just superglue everything to his desk really subtley while he's away for his lunch. phone on the receiver, mouse to the mouse mat, and the mat to the desk. you get the idea.