Clocks go forward! (28/03/04 01:00)

oneweb

Did a search and didn't get any results so...

Don't forget the clocks jump forward an hour tonight (sat27/sun28). Etc...

Agent Smith

afaik they do!
tis great! i'm working tonight and i get a hour off!



woot

getting payed for 8 hr's work when i'm doing 7 hr's!

Woden

yeah they do, notes in work telling staff not to be late tomorrow, i much prefare it when the clocks go back

Dont Ban Me

No they dont! Its a conspiracy, by the donkey hating sector of society to fool us all into thinking we are soul-less minions of the apocolypse!!

Refuse, stand up for your rights, dont do it! Stay in real time, dont transverse into there "time" and be one of them!! I plead with you as a member of this imperfect society, stay with me here......

Who Will Join Me, I Ask ??

Dempsey

Ahh **** my weekend is ruined:D

quank

ugh
school starting an hour earlier....


i agree withcha, dataisgod, i like when time stays still for an hour

Karoma

Originally posted by quank


i agree withcha, dataisgod, i like when time stays still for an hour

er...stays still?

MidnightQueen

Ah ****! Missing out on an hours sleep :mad: Not fair!

Rabies

Originally posted by KittyKat
Ah ****! Missing out on an hours sleep :mad: Not fair!

your a student, just sleep in for one hour more..

MidnightQueen

Originally posted by Rabies
your a student, just sleep in for one hour more..

Ya! I suppose ur right! But i'm still loosing out on an hour of sleep.:mad:

DEmeant0r

eeek! :eek: one hour less sleep

Ste.phen

bastards!
stealing an hour of my life, and i wont get it back for like 6 months!

Karoma

tell ya what, i'll operate a tax return type system : you convince me,on paper, what you would have spent the missing time on... and if i deem it 'productive time lost' i'll return the hour (After 6 months)..

BKtje

Just means the Man u -Arsenal match is a hour closer

littleninja

Thanks for reminding me, would have totally forgotten about that if I hadn't seen the post!!!

/me puts clocks forward

irishgeo

its a waste of time (no pun intended). I mean it is something to do with children walking to school in the morning so it wont be dark.

What children walk to school these days.

Dempsey

Just lost the hour there:(

BlitzKrieg

meh...


well my body clock is all screwed up...maybee this will help clear it up.

Lump

WOWOW, I just got in from work.... an hour "early"


John

loismustdie

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it just ain't fair


i hope i don't die before they go back again or i'll have lost an hour of my life

Originally posted by oneweb
Did a search and didn't get any results so...

Don't forget the clocks jump forward an hour tonight (sat27/sun28). Etc...

The way to remember whats what, is...

The clocks spring fowards and fall backwards.

So this being spring, they have sprung foward and in the autumn, it being the fall, they fall backwards

quank

Originally posted by Karoma
er...stays still?

shutup!

:rolleyes:

Agent Smith

Originally posted by Earthman
The way to remember whats what, is...

The clocks spring fowards and fall backwards.

So this being spring, they have sprung foward and in the autumn, it being the fall, they fall backwards

worst joke ever!

zAbbo

Thats not a joke you retard

quank

Originally posted by bazH
Thats not a joke you retard

Someones got issues.

Karoma

frontal lobotomies for some, sense of humour for others!

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Igy
bastards!
stealing an hour of my life, and i wont get it back for like 6 months!

And think of how much interest they will make on it before they give it back to you. And will they give you any - of course not. :mad:

catho_monster

ah man, i wish i'd seen this post yesterday...

been so busy and outta touch with reality that i didnt know...

i feel so pathetic.
and such a loner etc etc etc

sceptre

Originally posted by Earthman
The way to remember whats what, is...

The clocks spring fowards and fall backwards.

So this being spring, they have sprung foward and in the autumn, it being the fall, they fall backwards

That's the way I've always remembered. No brain power required (which is nice)

Dont Ban Me

So I take it im on my own in my own time!! Its coooooollll mannnnnnnnn!!:dunno:

funky penguin

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
So I take it im on my own in my own time!! Its coooooollll mannnnnnnnn!!:dunno:

Dont you see, you foolish mortal, time is forever, and shall always force you to do its will! Now put your clock forward, or risk being late for work and being fired!

MWWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by funky penguin
Dont you see, you foolish mortal, time is forever, and shall always force you to do its will! Now put your clock forward, or risk being late for work and being fired!

MWWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ha ha ha, I left work ! So I could wage battle with time! Its a full time job you know! teee heee heee

funky penguin

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Ha ha ha, I left work ! So I could wage battle with time! Its a full time job you know! teee heee heee

But time is ever present! You, however, will die long before time reaches the pinical of its power! You shud pass your time fighting traditions to the next generation!

I hope you dont use condoms, cos u'll need everyone you can get!


Oh! Csi miami is on! Stupid clocks goin forward!

Karoma

Originally posted by funky penguin


I hope you dont use condoms..

:ninja:

sceptre

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
So I take it im on my own in my own time!! Its coooooollll mannnnnnnnn!!:dunno:

Naw, my kitchen clock has just entered one of its annual "one hour wrong for six months" periods. It's one of those mirror image clocks (hands go backwards) so it confuses most people even when it shows the right time.

Dont Ban Me

Yes, my army is every growing! We shall call ourselves...

The Army Of The Time Monkeys

We shall spread the word and force other time fighters to join our cause, we will become strong and together we WILL defeat time and its evilness!!

Pass on my skills to other generations, you say?! Never, I am more ever-present than time, I will defeat it before it defeats me!

Join my cause I say, I urge you, before the proliferation of my army overwhelms you and you end up being a protector of the present day Skelator! :ninja:

funky penguin

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Yes, my army is every growing! We shall call ourselves...

The Army Of The Time Monkeys

We shall spread the word and force other time fighters to join our cause, we will become strong and together we WILL defeat time and its evilness!!

Pass on my skills to other generations, you say?! Never, I am more ever-present than time, I will defeat it before it defeats me!

Join my cause I say, I urge you, before the proliferation of my army overwhelms you and you end up being a protector of the present day Skelator! :ninja:

Hmmmm, your ideas, though utterly hopeless mortal, are intruiging...

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

quarryman

Originally posted by sceptre
Naw, my kitchen clock has just entered one of its annual "one hour wrong for six months" periods. It's one of those mirror image clocks (hands go backwards) so it confuses most people even when it shows the right time.

heh? explain this "magic" clock.

is it cursed?

oneweb

Originally posted by quarryman
heh? explain this "magic" clock.

is it cursed?

They're one of the most furked up things you could imagine. It's like tripping, 'cept you're not. Sometimes they're simply numbered one way and move the other, or numbered anticlockwise and the movement is anticlockwise.

Example:

Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by funky penguin
Hmmmm, your ideas, though utterly hopeless mortal, are intruiging...

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

I take it you wish to join me on my crusade against time? If you will accept it I offer you the position of my Ex O...!!

I await your answer.

Tazzle

Oh for fúcks sake, the clueless buffs in UCC just managed to put the clocks back in the lecture halls, I can bet come my May exams they'll be still on winter time

Stark

Originally posted by irishgeo
its a waste of time (no pun intended). I mean it is something to do with children walking to school in the morning so it wont be dark.

What children walk to school these days.

I hate when they put the clocks back in winter, so that it's dark at 4:30 in the afternoon. For someone with SAD, that's a total ****, bastards.

Rabies

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Yes, my army is every growing! We shall call ourselves...

The Army Of The Time Monkeys

We shall spread the word and force other time fighters to join our cause, we will become strong and together we WILL defeat time and its evilness!!

Your army is weak like your mind...

My underground sect "The 13 pilgrams of the Apocalypse" will overcome your heinous misson to keep time stagnant.

Our misson is bring the clocks forward one hour in spring and back two hours in autumn until time has reverted back to the 18th century.

No more pollution, WMDs, internet. The world will be a better place.

Who will join me.



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Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by Rabies
Your army is weak like your mind...

My underground sect "The 13 pilgrams of the Apocalypse" will overcome your heinous misson to keep time stagnant.

Our misson is bring the clocks forward one hour in spring and back two hours in autumn until time has reverted back to the 18th century.

No more pollution, WMDs, internet. The world will be a better place.

Who will join me.



12 vacancies left
Terms and conditions apply

My mind may be weak, but my powers are not!

I will crush you if you oppose me, you will be forced to capitualte to my presence and power! You will follow me to the promised land of a time free society!!

Join me now I say.............

Rabies

Capitulate not capitualte .... your weak mind shines here...

My minions have brought word that your so called army is a member of the same trade union as An Post. Soon they will strike because of alleged poor working conditions. Your army will grind to halt. Leaving the way free for me to revert time back to better days....

Soon the world will be like the show Little House on the Prairie.

Who will join me

I offer a smoke free work environment and double time on Sundays and bank holidays*.



*no unions allowed

Dont Ban Me

Unions? how dare you use such slander, I would never give my army rights, apart from my main officer as they shall dine with me!

I will offer €0.36 / hour and half time on Sundays!!

I will also offer a dental plan and free ANTI- Rabies vaccines!!

Also each officer will receive a complimentry elephant!

funky penguin

How dare you ask me to join your pathetic time monkey crusade! I serve only Time itself, or more correctly, herself. (she is HOT!)

If she sees fit to feck up your day and take an hour away from your life, so be it! Mwahahahahahahaha! Quack!

Join the dark side and become one with time! We could rule the world and put an end to day time television!

Those who oppose us will suffer the consequences - an eternity of watching nothing but oprea, ricki, jerry, dr. phil, judge judy and that chick with the big red glasses!

You cannot stop us!

funky penguin

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me

Also each officer will receive a complimentry elephant!

Elephants, eh?

No!!!!! Stop this, you foul masculine temptress!

Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by funky penguin
Join the dark side and become one with time! We could rule the world and put an end to day time television!

Those who oppose us will suffer the consequences - an eternity of watching nothing but oprea, ricki, jerry, dr. phil, judge judy and that chick with the big red glasses!

You cannot stop us!

Never shall I join such a futile battle! Resistence is Futile (to quote a phrase!) You will bow before your master and one true lord!!

Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by funky penguin
Elephants, eh?

No!!!!! Stop this, you foul masculine temptress!

You were tempted though wern't you!

Your powers are weak old man!!

funky penguin

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
You were tempted though wern't you!

Your powers are weak old man!!

No, time shall never run out! My Mistress will succeed and never again shall you quote both star trek and star wars in two consecutive posts!