Funniest Paddy Irishman Jokes!

coolio_64

ok lets have it hear and we can have a vote.

I hope this thread wont be closed.

quank

didnt you have this exact same thread like two days ago or something?
:dunno:

/quank frowns on coolio

Funky

I Think Paddy Jokes Are Really Really Racist.

banquo

i think paddy irishman jokes are really really funny.

Walter Ego

Paddy jokes are racist. Paddy jokes are often very funny. But they remain racist.
Until I am allowed to tell my vast repetoir of afro-american jokes I think Paddy jokes should be banned.

Senor_Fudge

here we go get ready for the bin lads ^_^

Walter Ego

Two old ladies are walking along when they see 3 naked well endowed black men standing at a bus stop.

One is shocked and says "Why has the black man in the middle got a white willie?"

The second says "They're not black men, they are Irish coalminers, the one in the middle goes home at lunchtime"


Now who enjoyed it, who was offended by it, and was it racist?:cool:

Senor_Fudge

ya twas good

banquo

hee hee hee.

quank

good joke

but one thing

WHY ON EARTH were they NEKKID?!:rolleyes:

Senor_Fudge

they were off their heads on mushies

Healio

paddy english-man, paddy irish-man and paddyfat-man are on a plane together,

the pilot announces "i regret to inform you but the plane is going to crash"

paddy english man jumps out and says:"god bless England"

paddy irish man jumps out and says "god bless Ireland"

and paddy fatman jumps out and says "god bless the person i land on"

Healio

paddy english, irish and scots man are out for dinner with their respective wives:

paddy english man turns to his wife and says "pass the sugar, SUGAR!"

paddy irish man turns to his wife and says "pass the honey, HONEY!"

paddy scots man turns to his wife and says "pas the milk you FAT COW!"

Healio

paddy english, irish and scots man are playin football in a field.

paddy english man kicks the ball into a cave and he goes in to get it back, suddenly he heres a voice saying: "i am the bald witch of this cave to get your ball back, do something i cannot do!"

paddy english man picks up the ball and does half a milion tap-ups, the witch breaks her **** laughin, then picks up the ball and does a million tap-ups. paddy english man comes running out the cave crying.

paddy scots man goes in and hears the same so he picks up the ball and does 4 million tap-ups, the witch nearly dies of laughter, as she picks up the ball and does 8 million tap-ups. paddy scots man comes out crying.

finally, paddy irish man walks in and heres the same: "i am the bald witch of these caves if you want your ball back do something i cant", so with that paddy irish man whips out a comb and starts brushing his hair!!!

Healio

paddy-************* man jokes arent really racist, they just have the irish man portrayed as the best of the lot (which i totally agree with) but ive heard many of an english person, where the english person is the best, so they probaly are racist but it depends on who tells them.

p.s. Silent Death post your repatwar of afro-american jokes i'll support ye from being banned!!!!

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Healio
p.s. Silent Death post your repatwar of afro-american jokes i'll support ye from being banned!!!!

I can see that working .. :rolleyes:


english, irish and scots man are having breakfast with their respective wives:

english man turns to his wife and says "pass the sugar, SUGAR!"

scots man turns to his wife and says "pass the honey, HONEY!"

irish man turns to his wife and says "you stupid bitch you've ruined my life"

coolio_64

some of them are very funny!!

Walter Ego

Originally posted by Healio
p.s. Silent Death post your repatwar of afro-american jokes i'll support ye from being banned!!!!

I don't think the famous 3 paddies are racist. As a genre I think they are unique within Ireland and we can laugh at ourselves.
On the other hand it would be morally wrong of us to belittle a whole race of people who have no Nuns to guide them simply because they can't put the word Superior after the word Mother.:rolleyes: