Ohh Dear...

Dont Ban Me

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A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said,

"Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

"Listen love." he replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."

He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.


The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.


After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that

noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"


"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."


At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.


The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 Pounds for that!" To which the old woman replied,

"And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers."

IgnatiusJRiley

oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lofto

very good..............

quank

posted a bit back
alrigh joke

never saw someone eat shrimps like that though

Dont Ban Me

Originally posted by quank
posted a bit back

Was wondering how long it would be before someone was going to start bi*ching about it being posted before!! My god man have you nothing better to do than moan about a joke you've already heard?
Why post at all??

People like you reck my head!! If you've nothing good to say, then why say anything?

:rolleyes:

quank

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
Was wondering how long it would be before someone was going to start bi*ching about it being posted before!!

emm, have you got some stick up your own arse?
where did i b*tch?
i said it was posted before
if you take that as being b*tchy, you got issues

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
My god man have you nothing better to do than moan about a joke you've already heard?

obviously not.... if i had something better to do... why would i be on the net? :S

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
People like you reck my head!! If you've nothing good to say, then why say anything?

theres a "reply" function for a reason.....

:rolleyes:

Healio

hey c'mon lads chill and read the charter before you's come to handbags!!!!!

UnrealQueen

Good joke!