From 2mro, until Friday... POST ALL RAW SPOILERS HERE!

Hanza

Ok. Alot of people, including myself have expressed the fact that we dont want to know the inevitable out come to the new brand extention happening tommorow night. To keep it that way i am ASKING everyone to keep the RAW (and if you can) Smackdown spoilers under wraps until friday.

I will do all I can to avoid all the results, but i dont want to abstain from these boards for a week, and neither do alot of other people. Its not fair on us anyway, especially considering how fast this board has been clocking up threads and replys reciently. We dont want to miss out on other important information.

I hope this is cool. Im sure y'all understand.

Hanza

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I'll actually be avoiding the board for the week. I know someone will post something somewhere. Threads go off topic here a lot, so for example a thread about favourite PPVS could easily turn into a thread discussing Triple H, and someone will come along and say something like "anyone think he'll win the Smackdown world title?".
I'd rather not find out a thing.

Gonzo

same here, wont be viewing the wrestling forum from this evening till saturday morning, i dont want to know anything about raw till i watch it friday night.

Gillie

I think your right!
Last tuesday there was a Post called "New Roster".:rolleyes:
Kinda said it all really!

Skud

on a fictional and more humourous not on pwtorch.com someone posted this

******WARNING This is not a spoiler at all so read it ffs******

What it's Worth: A Better Lottery.
By Marc Donmoyer, I Write on Monday.

I’ve never received as much feedback as I did last week. It was great to hear all the opinions. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it; makes doing this every week seem more valuable. Always feel free to send me porn as well.

Tonight’s the big lottery on Raw. Vince McMahon billed it as a complete lottery for everyone involved with the WWE. No matter who you are, you get a number tonight. That’s what you do when half your main eventers are injured or go away. Fair enough. If I was Vince I’d not only randomize who’s on what show, but I’d also go ahead and throw everything else in there too. Just think of the possibilities of completely throwing jobs, gimmicks, and so many other things into one big lottery:

1) Jonathan Coachman could become the newest Playboy diva, be married to Stephanie McMahon, and be managed by Sean O’Haire.

2) Stephanie could be married to Jonathan Coachman, be managed by Nidia, and be Smackdown’s #1 announcer.

3) Dave Batista could become the new king of Davey night Heat.

4) Jim Ross could get a degree in Thuganomics and bring the U.S. Title home to Oklahoma. Also he could be in charge of cleaning the toilets post Big Show.

5) Kurt Angle could be a top star, announcer for raw, bell ringer, ring announcer, agent, head of production, head of booking, general manager of Raw and Smackdown, be in charge of talent relations, and be sleeping with Dawn Marie & Jackie Gayda.

6) Jackie Gayda could start sleeping with Dawn Marie.

7) Dawn Marie could start sleeping with Stephanie McMahon’s dog.

8) Stephanie McMahon’s dog could become Cruiserweight champion in a 45 second match.

9) Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero could be the new announce team on Smackdown. Latino Heat and Canadian Cold.

10) Tazz could become the guy who shoots the T-Shirt guns.

11) Kane could become the rabid Latino wolverine.

12) Undertaker could become the American Badass Deadman Inc. Walking Phenom. Oh no wait, my bad, that wouldn’t be a change.

13) Michael Cole could wear a thong/do stinkface.

14) Rikishi could become Mr. Ass finally.

15) Eric Bischoff could become the next big thing, be managed by Randy Orton, wear Rico’s outfit.

16) Steve Austin could sell beer.

17) Triple H could sell RVD foam fingers.

18) Christian could screw over Chris Jericho for trying to screw him with help from Teddy Long who never thought Jericho should try to screw Christian in the first place.

19) Trish Stratus could draw Mideons short-lived nudist gimmick mixed with Jackie Gayda’s I forgot my pasties gimmick.

20) Mark Henry could draw himself out of wrestling.

Skud

shouldn't people use the spoiler tags anyway?

Exit

Yeah, but I wouldn't trust everyone to use them.

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by Skud
13) Michael Cole could wear a thong/do stinkface.

No way, he'd enjoy that too much! Quote from Rebellion 2001
Rock: Hey Cole, what do you prefer? English Pie? Or Strudle?
Michael: uuummm
Rock: It doesn't matter what you prefer!

Nero

Muzz

I dont see your point hanza...EVERYONE that ever posts spoilers mentions it in their title. Are you that inbred not to understand ***SPOILERS***. Id say your going for your post count. Good Lad!!!

Skud

now now no need to be abusive...

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by Muzz
I dont see your point hanza...EVERYONE that ever posts spoilers mentions it in their title. Are you that inbred not to understand ***SPOILERS***. Id say your going for your post count. Good Lad!!!

And this weeks "hi i'm new to the forum so i'll piss off whoever i want" award goes to...


Nero

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Nah, it's this guy again... http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=1457436#post1457436

NeroTheExtreme

Oh yeah, forgot about that tard.
Two time shammy award winner - Muzz!

Nero

Muzz

That tard. Ill take that as a compliment from you.

smiaras

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NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by Muzz
That tard. Ill take that as a compliment from you.

I thought you might.
Keep working on that post count

Nero

Xero

so rvd and triple h on smackdown...thats fairly interesting...hbk v benoit in canada for backlash too...smells like a heel hbk which would be a laugh

whosurpaddy

dunno whether their drawing it out on to SD is a good thing. Also I wish they hadent got rid of heyman. him and bischoff are great general managers imo. they both play the sleazy agent type so well.

whosurpaddy

also muzz. 31 posts since August 2002. Now thats workrate! HHH has had more good matches in that timespace:eek:

Washout

I am glad HHH is gone to SD.

the original plan was to have Benoit as a short term champ and HHH regain the belt again.

also would love to see that benoit V michaels match be a ladder match.

does this mean the end of evolution?

whosurpaddy

not neccisarily. nothing to stop all of them being picked on SD.

Skud

Nice to know hayman quit... might be some truth behind newecw.com(only for that reason cause he's a genius)
and RVD might get pushed on sd!

Muzz

The point i was making about the post count has obviously gone right over your head. The fact that you have that many posts goes to prove the amount of ****e you talk on these boards. Pointless entries!

whosurpaddy

and the point of your last post was? btw it helps if you address who your aiming ur bile at, what with us being only mindless wrestling fans.

dlofnep

Backstage….Alternate Universe Monday Night Raw…3/22/04

Vince McMahon: Well Michael, I guess we're all set for tonight's lottery. I have to tell ya, I'm pretty excited. Considering that most people assume we've preplanned who's going where, it should be a surprise when they see that we're actually picking names at random. Now you wrote each performer's name on a piece of paper, right?

Michael Hayes: Actually, I just left a bucket outside of catering with a note for people to enter their names on paper ballots themselves.

Vince: What? Uh…I guess it's OK. It better be, we're on live. Wish me luck.

Hayes: Good luck, Chief. Hey, before you go out there, you wanna sing Badstreet with me?

Vince: No. OK…Showtime.

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen….introducing Vince McCann! Ooops, I'm sorry, Vince McMahon!

Vince's music hits as he walks to the ring with his trademark swagger. He takes the microphone and stand in front of the tumbler

Vince: Well, well, I said that tonight would be the night where everything would begin again. I guaran-damn-teed it! I'm a billionaire! In the interest of fairness, and most importantly, no chance in hell! With that said, let's get to the names. (Vince reaches in a picks out a sheet of paper) The first chosen name…the Bushwhackers! The Bushwhackers?

The Bushwhackers come from the curtain, licking fans on their way to the ring. When they enter the ring, they do the Bushwhacker dance and lick Vince McMahon

Butch: Whoaaaa!

Luke: Yeahhhh!!!

Butch: You taste like tanning oil and Old Spice, mate.

Vince: Uh…ha ha ha! Anything can happen in WWE! It's Unbelievable! Ha ha. OK, let's pick a name for Smackdown. Next up….Joe Mama! Joe Mama! Who's that? Who's Joe Mama? Oh, I get it. That's real funny. Let's pick another one…Nicole Bass! What?

Nicole Bass: (coming from backstage) I want your thhhhlide trom-bone in my brathhhh thhhhection!

Butch: Whoaaa!

Luke: Nooooo!

Vince: Get away from me. This is crazy. Are they all like this? (Looking through the names) Alex Wright, Kamala, Oliver Clothesoff, Miller Lite Catfight Girls, Ben Dover, Vince Sucks, the Beverly Brothers…are you kidding me? Oh wait, here's a real one. The next name, coming to Raw, is….the Rock!

Hayes: (running out) Mr. McMahon, the Rock isn't here. You misread that. That's not an "R," that's a "C." It not the Rock, it's the Co…

Vince: I should have fired you at the wedding. I'm beating you with a broom after the show.

From backstage another person emerges

Brice Beckham: Did you call my name yet?

Vince: I don't even know who you are.

Brice: I'm Brice Beckham, I played Wesley on TV's Mr. Belvedere. I signed up for your lottery thing.

Vince: Whatever, fine. You're on Raw from now on, OK? Let me just make a quick phone call, Wesley.

Vince picks up his cell phone and dials.

Vince: Hello, Stephanie? Hi, honey, it's Daddy. Yeah, listen…it's all yours. Yup - the whole thing. It's all yours. I'm out of ideas. OK, I'm going to go and savagely pummel Michael Hayes. Take care.

(pwtorch)

whosurpaddy

very good.

nitemonkey04

man this roster changing sucks i was so lookin forward
to seeing triple h and rvd in dublin but now i have to watch
rhyno and edge how exciting but at least i get to see y2j hbk and
are new world champ chris benoit

smiaras

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nitemonkey04

does anyone want to see steph back well i f****N don't yeah she is good to look at but her character sucks bigtime hopefully heyman will be back with ecw and start a invasion of some sort and it better be done right this time, spike is just thereon sd for the cruiserweight division cause there nothing left for him on raw, he was just a whipping boy there

NightStrike

Will be good if Heyman starts ECW. Anyone reckon it might be Shane to be the new Smackdown GM? After all he did feature in the promo of WMXX whereas if Steph returned its not that long ago that her and her dad fell out. But there would be the whole Steph/HHH thing! Will be interesting to see. I reckon Evolution will go on............without HHH.

HHH v Undertaker maybe?

smiaras

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whosurpaddy

on the evolution thing. either they will all be picked on SD or they will maybe show up there and kick the crap outta HHH turning him face i reckon.

the only thing against shane as GM is that he has literally just become a dad for the first time. harly an ideal time to go back on the road.
althought id much prefer shane than steff.

maybe theyll move either easy e or stone cold across.

smiaras

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nitemonkey04

if teddy long is made gm on smackdown im not watchin smackdown ever again he a f***n tool, its gonna be steph enough said i don't want her back but its better teddy long, just bring back heyman he was really good. it wont be shane cause he has just become a dad so he wont be going on the anytime soon on t.v
Randy ortan will be the BIGGEST STAR IN THE WWE BY THE END OF THE YEAR

whosurpaddy

i dunno, i havent really seen too much of teddy long but from what i have seen i wouldnt mind having him as a GM for a while. i really would prefer anything to steff.

why do they have to tinker with something thats working fine, i think the vast majority were enjoying heyman as GM, if anything the stonecold/bischoff thing was getting stale, why not change that.

smiaras

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whosurpaddy

possibly a heel booker t fueding with rvd over the us title anyone?

theres always other ethnic minorities they could have teddy take under his wing, like the fbi or tajiri's stable

smiaras

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NeroTheExtreme

Oh god, just as well i don't watch a lot of Smackdown, although Teddy Long's character can be funny, i sure as hell don't wanna see him on SD! as a GM!

Cripple H to SD! YEAHHH! Maybe taker will bury his crippled ass once and for all, I'm telling ya, put two no selling sacks of sh|t into the ring and it'll draw the ratings!!

Cripple H was obviously gonna head to SD! Steph's gonna be back on television soon which'll mean the newlyweds will want to be together for this journey.

Heyman is meant to be starting up writing for SD! soon and if he does, watch the ratings go up, but then, a trained monkey could do better than Brian Gewirtz and Michael Hayes!

Throwing Spike Dudley into SD! made sense as he's too light to be on RAW, he made Matt Hardy look like Brock Lesnar.

And nitemonkey04, missing The Shame isn't a great loss, Cripple H being traded off for Benoit is a more than fair swap in my opinion. Besides, Smackdown is gonna be in the UK around the same time anyway so i wouldn't count anything out yet.

Nero

oneofakind32

HHH screwed up raw now he gets to screw up smackdown. Wasnt the reason RVD wanted to move from raw was because of politics. Its just gonna be the same as it was on RAW. Whats the bets RVD wont see the main event on SD for at least 6 months. While HHH holds on the belt. On the bright side Kurt and Eddie should be able to get good matchs out of HHH
No RVD at the point! that sucks

The Phenom

Well i happy enough with some of the draft being on Smackdown because i don't have Digital and am not able to watch raw most of the time.

I cant believe they got rid of Heyman thats stupid and Teddy Long possible being made GM i would hate that.

O and Nero we all know its part of Takers gimmick not to sell moves.

funky penguin

PICKED TO GO FROM RAW TO SMACKDOWN!:
Rene Dupree
Mark Jindrak
Triple H
Rob Van Dam
Theodore Long
Spike Dudley

PICKED TO GO FROM SMACKDOWN! TO RAW:
Shelton Benjamin
Nidia
Rhyno
Edge
Tajiri
Paul Heyman

Just thought i'd post it up for convenience's sake.
Plus im tryin to raise my post count, Muzz.

Bungalow Bill

I thought the draft would be a bigger deal than five or six moves.
Suprised Kane didn't move but there is still time I suppose.
Did a search on Muzz. The guys posts are in general really angry!
Seems to just go around attacking people.

funky penguin

Id say there might be another three or four, but all I hope is that kurt doesnt leave smackers! I dont have Sky sports so all I get is that god awful Bottom Line show.

But I cant really think of many other moves they might make.

Perhaps the commentators? Man id love it if King came to smackdown. Then again nething is better than Tazz.

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by The Phenom
O and Nero we all know its part of Takers gimmick not to sell moves.

It wasn't for the last four years when he was a "badass" but it still didn't stop him.
Wonder if he'll sell for Cripple H? I can see it now, backstage conversation

Taker: I'm not selling the pedigree!
HHH: You'll sell what i tell you to sell!
Taker: I demand respect!
HHH: I don't give a rats ass, i'm married to Steph and banging Vince on the side!
Taker: I have it in my contract that I don't sell moves!

Vince *crying his eyes out*: Stop this, i love you both equally!! I'll get Kane to run in for a screwjob ending, is everyone happy with that?

HHH: I am the game, and I make the rules!
Taker: The devil is down with that!

Watch Smackdowns credibility plummet!
Nero

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by oneofakind32
HHH screwed up raw now he gets to screw up smackdown. Wasnt the reason RVD wanted to move from raw was because of politics. Its just gonna be the same as it was on RAW. Whats the bets RVD wont see the main event on SD for at least 6 months. While HHH holds on the belt. On the bright side Kurt and Eddie should be able to get good matchs out of HHH
No RVD at the point! that sucks

Wanna know what sucks more? Guess who's immediately stuck in an angle with Cripple H? Eddie Guerrero. So long Guerrero the champ, it was nice knowing ya! I guess Cripple H missed the old style belt!

Nero

JippoKelly

Cripple H on Smackdown with the Undertaker is bad news. I can envisage so many bad matches between the two and some backstage heat. And I can't imagine Nero being wrong about Guerrero's title. His title reign is as good as over.

With Shelton Benjamin going to Raw, I'd like to see him get a push. He's a promising talent that's good on the mic to boot.

The Raw main event should be interesting now. Jericho will have to be moved up from mid-card purgatory, and deservedly so. And so too, will Christian hopefully (well I can hope ). I can also see Randy Orton being right up there very soon now as well.

Interesting how Raw has very few big lugs left now except for Kane, Batista and...ahem...Rosie(although I may be overlooking some talentless schmos that have slipped my mind). Smackdown looks like the show Vince will have his "hmmmmm.......I love BIG guys, they turn me on" wet dreams to from now on.

I can't wait to see how Cripple H will arrive on Smackdown. Wonder who'll be squashed in his first match. Probably Guerrero

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by JippoKelly
And I can't imagine Nero being wrong about Guerrero's title. His title reign is as good as over.

And before all the Cripple H marks jump on my ass about that, I was more than willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but the second i saw the first match with the new brands being Criple H Vs. Eddie, thats the first thing that came into my mind.

It's nice to know i'm not the only one.
Nero

JippoKelly

So Guerrero will be Cripple H's first victim?! In the words of 'good old' J.R. - "Gawd damn you to hell Triple H!"

Some things never change, and some people never learn.

Muzz

Bill my posts are not angry. They are full of the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. But i am glad you took time out of your very busy schedule of watching wrestling and living the dream to do a search on me. Thank You. Wow another post. Things are on the up for me.

NeroTheExtreme

Originally posted by Muzz
I dont see your point hanza...EVERYONE that ever posts spoilers mentions it in their title. Are you that inbred not to understand ***SPOILERS***. Id say your going for your post count. Good Lad!!!

There isn't a word of truth there, there have been so many people who have posted spoilers, maybe not on purpose, but posted them all the same on a thread, that might have been started before the edition of RAW or SmackDown! was on. So next thing ya know, ya click on the link and unwillingly read a spoiler because the idiot who posted it there wasn't considerate enough to think that others MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT YET.

And if you don't believe me Muzz, trove back through the last two months of archives. Go on!

Nero