What are you currently reading on...

Emboss

The crap pot

the ingredients of wash n go bottles is becoming boring

so what do do you read when taken a crap?

Creature

I just have a crap and go. No reading involved. Sorry :dunno:

joePC

How to use Shampoo that was an informing one......:ninja:

neuro-praxis

I bring a sixpack of beers with me and just drink them as fast as I can while doing the deed.

Best to block these unpleasantries out.

Emboss

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
I bring a sixpack of beers with me and just drink them as fast as I can while doing the deed.

Best to block these unpleasantries out.

But but...you're a woman!!!

you don't poo!

do you?

:mad:

neuro-praxis

poo?

What's poo?

Ebonyks

Well i like to start off on "Genisis" but usual finish up after "The creation"....

WizZard

Man's best friends... FHM/Maxim/Loaded/Playboy(only if its a time consuming task)... the articles are very interesting

alleepally

I kid you not. These are actual published books called poo poo people.

http://www.kiddiesbooks.com/

UnrealQueen

PC Gamer.

embee

The Alchemist - Paolo Coehlo

_blank_

some book about Useless information....it's like havin Boards.ie in the jacks!!

Woden

Originally posted by seansouth
some book about Useless information....it's like havin Boards.ie in the jacks!!

viscious i like it. hmm i usually take what ever book i'm reading at the time, failing that i'll grab a paper or the rte guide or something

blondie83

We have all these "super strong" flash and Cif cleaner things in the bathroom. I read the "ingrediants"(for want of a better word) of them - just to try and figure out how they're so strong. Every time my mum uses them you can't breathe in the bathroom for 1/2 an hour after:dunno:

GuanYin

Originally posted by blondie83
. I read the "ingrediants"(for want of a better word) of them - just to try and figure out how they're so strong. :

Well you are blonde, ya have to start somewhere!

smoke.me.a.kipper

at the moment, michael moores Stupid White Men.

Big Chief

Originally posted by embee
The Alchemist - Paolo Coehlo

very good book i approve

bit of inspiration there aswell

Tusky

how long do you people spend on the potty ! I wouldnt get through half a page

smoke.me.a.kipper

depends on if im out the night before

uberwolf

Originally posted by blondie83
Every time my mum uses them you can't breathe in the bathroom for 1/2 an hour after:dunno:

for one sec I thought them refered to the toilet and not the cleaning products :eek:

quank

LOL


i read the back on toilet tissue packets.... address.... etc....

Woden

Originally posted by Tusky
how long do you people spend on the potty ! I wouldnt get through half a page

depends on the book i could be tempted to squeeze out a bit more, god such toilet humour this thread

DrunkLeprachaun

Don't read, play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It's what the gba is for.

Wolfie

2004 Guinness Book of Records.

It has to be something you can just pick up and have a quick read of something. Then leave it for another day.

simu

I don't read on the toilet but in the shower I always look at how shampoo ingredients and such are written in other languages.

Dave

Originally posted by Dataisgod
viscious i like it. hmm i usually take what ever book i'm reading at the time, failing that i'll grab a paper or the rte guide or something

ditto, these days I find I read more on the toilet then anywhere else

TheSonOfBattles

I just play the games on me mobile phone, about the most use I have for it these days for some reason.