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Spaceship to the Moon

  • 16-03-2004 7:22pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭


    The first Irish spaceship finally reaches the Moon. During their explorations they encounter some aliens an manage somehow to strike up a conversation. It went like this:

    Alien "Where are you guys from?"
    Paddynaut "Co. Kerry,Ireland"
    Alien "No Kidding. What part of Kerry?
    Paddynaut "Dingle"
    Alien "That's amazing. What part of Tralee?"
    Paddynaut "Actually we're sponsored by Macari's chipper"
    Alien "You're joking. Do you know Alfredo Macari?"
    Paddynaut "Yes"
    Alien "When you go back tell him the Mooneys were asking for him"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    *cough*

    funny how?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    :dunno:

    not even funny if ur drunk....

    :dunno:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    So an alien has a convo with some Irish astronauts about Kerry and that’s funny

    Right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    omfg, hahahaha, rofl, omg funniest thing Ive read in ages..... heh, moonies, what a joke......... heh.....heh... heh.......ehhhhh, I dont get it:confused:


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    you are all dense, do you not get it?
    Moonies... Kerry
    I thought it was obvious
    ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    This time round I was going for a clean, non-racist, non- offensive joke.
    Next time I'll try to make it funny too.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    :confused: :dunno:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    huh?

    kerry and moonies?
    whats the connection? :(


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    aah come on now, you are not that slow, are ya?
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    WAH!

    :(
    dont tease
    just tell me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    eh.....
    Im still waiting for a FUNNY punchline????!!!1:confused:


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    :confused:

    Does it mean the second name mooney?:confused:


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,230 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    the only funny thing on this page is the fact that you all think there is something funny here and are struggling to find out what!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    haha i thought it was good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    Originally posted by kbannon
    the only funny thing on this page is the fact that you all think there is something funny here and are struggling to find out what!!!

    Well it is the humour board:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    the funnyest thing about this thread so far is the word "Paddynaut" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    so wait.... is it an actual joke? :S

    WAH WAH

    wtf? silent death, plz explain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    I THINK I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D



    yes actually paddynaut is funny:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    Originally posted by rymus
    the funnyest thing about this thread so far is the word "Paddynaut" :D

    im inclined to agree. wtf is funny about that joke. i use the term 'joke' in its loosest possible way.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    Will i explain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    enlighten us


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    umm... moon-ies. as in: people on the moon. i figure "mooney" is a very kerryish second name?

    still not funny..but i think that was the joke...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Bungalow Bill


    Worst 'joke' ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    Originally posted by passive
    umm... moon-ies. as in: people on the moon. i figure "mooney" is a very kerryish second name?

    still not funny..but i think that was the joke...

    That's what I thought too:) but it's not funny:(


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