Love Fern

LegacyUser

Hi!

Just a quick question for the people in the house....

I have been going out with a girl for the last month and she has just given me a "love fern".

is this some type of test? To see if i can take car of it? ANy ideas?


(PS Yes I have seen the movie "how to lose a guy in 10 days", no, not a troll)

Fern

Beruthiel

ya what now?

never heard of that, she made it up
is it for use in some strange sexual practice that I am unfamiliar with?

Gordon

A plant?

If so then yes - she is preening you for the next step - children.

Maybe.

Originally posted on the internet somewhere or other
Day 1 :-: Hunt for a Hunk! Found the prey - Go to his apartment – to see how much stuff you have to break in the forthcoming days.

Day 2 :-: Go to the LAKERS Basketball game and make him get you a drink in the last few seconds left in the game.

Day 3 :-: Call him in the middle of a very important meeting and just sweet talk him. Cry and say that “you think I m fat”

Day 4 :-: Go to his apartment again, and bring all your teddies…put pink bed sheets and a throw on the couch. Put your feminine stuff in his medicine cabinet. Change his Cds…to romantic oldies.

Day 5 :-: Name guy’s pecks. (if he has) {hehe} Buy Ugly shirt for him which is also the same as the ugly dog you buy him.

Day 6 :-: Leave seventeen messages on his answering machine every second. Buy a baby fern a.k.a “love fern” for him to take care of.

Day 7 :-: Contact his mother and create a family album before you even have one.

Day 8 :-: Get tickets to a Celine Dion concert at the same time and day as the Knicks Game.

Day 9 :-: Interrupt his Boy’s Nite out…by mothering him, crying every two seconds about something, whine like a baby.

Day 10 :-: Go to his parent’s house and sooner or later just realize that “if this guy can tolerate so much horror – he deserved to be loved by you”…..Bam! Both are in love.

koneko

Maybe she wants to break up with you. Apparantly plants (and ferns in particular) are great for lonely people

Give it back to her.

bug

maybe she likes plants..maybe she thought you'd like a plant?

simple.

I like plants,I'll take it.

D!ve^Bomb!

she wants u

Sangre

A month?

Shes either a weirdo, skint or is too stingy to spend money on you.

secret_squirrel

She thinks you're a plant and bought you some company?

Or even company for when she dumps you??

loismustdie

maybe she just wanted to give you a nice preasant and thought it would be sweet to give you a love fern as opposed to an expensive over-marketted piece of jewellry/designer label etc. not everything esp love is or should be about money and show's more thoughtfulness than an expensive gift

Bicky

nope. its about money

Victor

Do a quick check:

Fern

Cannabis

Kali

Originally posted by Ferntastic
Hi!

Just a quick question for the people in the house....

I have been going out with a girl for the last month and she has just given me a "love fern".

is this some type of test? To see if i can take car of it? ANy ideas?

Personally I'd put christmas tree decorations on it... if she asks why say it looked depressing and you wanted to cheer it up.

Agent Smith

Originally posted by Beruthiel
ya what now?

never heard of that, she made it up
is it for use in some strange sexual practice that I am unfamiliar with?

i'll show you if you like

Beruthiel

thanks Mr. Smith, but I believe I shall pass on that for now...

uberwolf

maybe its a new practice? kind of a skit on the film?

Agent Smith

Originally posted by Beruthiel
thanks Mr. Smith, but I believe I shall pass on that for now...

you sure?

secret_squirrel

didnt the B52's do a song about a Love Fern?? (baby love fern)

Trix

Originally posted by bug
maybe she likes plants..maybe she thought you'd like a plant?

simple.

I like plants,I'll take it.

i agree. its only a plant don't think too much about it.

Silent Grape

omg thats hilarious. she actually gave u a fern?
was she taking the piss?
did she actually call it a 'love' fern?
if anyone gave me a 'love fern' to nurture id actually laugh my pants off.




and then let it die.


so whats happened since??

po0k

Intoduce it in the bedroom and "water" it in a "loving manner".

Take a polaroid of her expression.
Post it up here.

Draupnir

Its deadly, if you wanna dump her use it, pretend you can talk to it and it doesnt like her, when she calls over put it in a corner and when she asks you why its in the corner tell her its cos its been bold. Tell her it said she was a bitch and it wants to kill her. Then while shes a sleep put it beside her in the bed, balance a knife in the branches and wait for her to wake up screaming. Then tell her she is dumped while she is too freaked to give you hassle.

loismustdie

Originally posted by Bicky
nope. its about money

practice what you preach

Bicky

But ours is true love jen so we dont need that materialistic stuff like the rest of them

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you've some cheek lmd

Bicky

Originally posted by Mordeth
you've some cheek lmd

yeah i didnt want to say it, wanted to be the bigger person and all
\me waits for slap

Gordon

Originally posted by Draupnir
Its deadly, if you wanna dump her use it, pretend you can talk to it and it doesnt like her, when she calls over put it in a corner and when she asks you why its in the corner tell her its cos its been bold. Tell her it said she was a bitch and it wants to kill her. Then while shes a sleep put it beside her in the bed, balance a knife in the branches and wait for her to wake up screaming. Then tell her she is dumped while she is too freaked to give you hassle.

hehe

(might keep that for future use. In fact I may have to buy a plant to do that...)