Girls, do your own washing!!

GuanYin

Was surfing the web and came across this

Holy shit! Imagine yours or your girlfriends parents actually used one of those things.... freaky.....

Amz ordered one though.....

Amz

Thanks for letting me use your credit card babe

bug

thats both funny and scary. what is it UV? I can imagine some wasp families in the states signing up right now on the advice of their local pastor...teenscreen- because your children are evil

Raphael

Holy ****! Imagine yours or your girlfriends parents actually used one of those things.... freaky.....

well if my parents used that it wouldn't tell them much...

Johnny Versace

...would work quite well if you thought your girlfriend (or boyfriend!!!) was cheating...

Wouldn't be good for your karma though...

GuanYin

Originally posted by bug
thats both funny and scary. what is it UV?

I imagine its a simple ELISA test. they're common enough now, everything from ovulation and pregnancy to protein tests use them

ll=llannah

ah, the things people come up with.

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.infidelitytoday.com/testawoman.html
The condensed version:

CheckMate is a fast, easy to perform test that reacts to enzymes secreted by the male prostate gland. These enzymes are found in uniquely high concentrations in a mans semen and can be instantly detected as dried semen stains in her undergarments.
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Enzyme activity is 50 - 1000 times greater in human semen than in any other bodily fluid.
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Semen stains can be detected on unwashed articles for many years. However, most users will be testing items thought to have recently been stained. So absolutely any garment, of any color, that you suspect has been stained with semen as the result of recent sexual activity can quickly, and easily be tested with ChecMate.
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The CheckMate instructions recommend men abstain from having sex with the woman being tested for a period of 7 days.

You'd still need a different DNA test to ID the person.

sceptre

Semen stains can be detected on unwashed articles for many years.

I think I've thought of a way of fooling this or even getting around it. It's really secret though so I'm not telling any of you.

bizmark

sceptre ya mastermind lol

Hobbes

Its just a blacklight.

hedgetrimmer

I could think of better things to spend 50 quid on...like first step therapy for spying parents who don't have an open enough relationship to talke about sex with their kids...

Dave

Go commando?

elexes

Originally posted by Dave
Go commando?

you coudl leave traces on other parts of cloths .

Agent Smith

thats just sick