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Good answer!

  • 08-03-2004 2:14pm
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    Good Answer.....
    Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

    Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

    His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!'"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    haha yea read that before :)

    ACE joke :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    Brilliant:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    Heard it before but its definatly one of the best :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    hehe

    Phew........dodged that bullet :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Good one:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    Very funny :D ... memo to self, must learn that phrase to be recalled [if necessary] when in a drunken stupor :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    haha, heard a while ago, still good though :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Lady


    Brilliant :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Haha! Very good! :)


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