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Good Txt's

  • 01-03-2004 12:47am
    #1
    dabhoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 800 ✭✭✭


    Hey just wondering if neone has ne good text msg's?? Post them up here.

    Peace

    Jay


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  • #2
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Got a great one the other day, dont read if your under 18
    Can You Call Me
    Please?

    +35386*******
    To call me now,
    press the Send/Call
    button. Thank You!

    Laffed my 455 off!


  • #3
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    What's so funny about that?


  • #4
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    i don't get it:confused:


  • #5
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    ahh trollage, alive and well


  • #6
    Nolimits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Nolimits


    best one ever imo

    Quick turn on Sky News, the queen is dead


    Carlsberg dont do text messages, but if we did they would probably be the best text messages in the world.


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  • #7
    Bungalow Bill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Bungalow Bill


    Can You Call Me
    Please?

    +35386*******
    To call me now,
    press the Send/Call
    button. Thank You!



    I don't get it either


  • #8
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Well removing the spoilers just killed it, lol :p

    I laughed at it tbh, but its sheer sarcasm has to appeal to me! :)


  • #9
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol
    beer (larger) ads are the best :)


  • #10
    lukeUCD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭lukeUCD


    woman raped by 2 council workers, wen asked how she recognised them as council workers she replied "i had to do all the ****in work!"

    The sponsers of Leicester City, Walkers crisps are to bring out a new flavour, its to be called, ASSAULT N FINGER HER...

    Richard Branson has just offered 2 sponsor Leeds Utd. Leeds chairman refused saying we cant have VIRGIN on our shirts when we r gettin ****ed every week!


  • #11
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    There all good. :D:D


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  • #12
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Good ones there!


  • #13
    coolio_64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭coolio_64


    any more good ones??


  • #14
    coolio_64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭coolio_64


    any more good ones


  • #15
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Did you hear that Elton John is giving all the profit from his next album to Frank Bruno. He knows what it's like to be beaten around the ring for 20 years.


  • #16
    coolio_64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭coolio_64


    keep them coming guys


  • #17
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,618 ✭✭✭milltown


    I liked this one:

    A thrilling finish to the African Nations cup! After extra time Gardiner St. beat Parnell St. 4-3.


  • #18
    lukeUCD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭lukeUCD


    chris dorans girlfriend has just broke up with him.
    last nite she said she could no longer go out with a celebrity.
    she hoped they would remain counsins.


  • #19
    coolio_64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭coolio_64


    they are gas!!!!!

    so so funny

    any more is there?


  • #20
    loz_the_boz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 145 ✭✭loz_the_boz


    Bungalow Bill wrote:
    Can You Call Me
    Please?

    +35386*******
    To call me now,
    press the Send/Call
    button. Thank You!



    I don't get it either

    someone please explain this joke !


  • #21
    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    cant you see the innuenedo, you must be blind or else 8 years old


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  • #22
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    loz_the_boz wrote:
    someone please explain this joke !
    No


  • #23
    coolio_64
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭coolio_64


    any more good ones :D


  • #24
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    when told he was facing the death penalty sadaam hussein made one last request. he wants beckham to take it!

    did you hear victoria beckham is in the guinness book of world records? in 120mins her bald cúnt fúcked an entire nation.

    old at this stage but still funny


  • #25
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    ill think up a few classics, to be continued ;)


  • #26
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Keep em clean - you don't want me to wield the stick, now, do you ??

    Bio


  • #27
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    BioHazRd wrote:
    Keep em clean - you don't want me to wield the stick, now, do you ??

    Bio


    *looks sheepishly at the ground*

    sorry sir! won't do it again. ;)


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