Cyber Sex Sluts in Chat Rooms

UnrealQueen

Cyber Sex Sluts in Chat Rooms
posted by That Dastardly Man on 02-25-04


Most Internet users have visited chat rooms. Probably all have received unwanted messages from other chat room users asking if they want 'cyber'. For the innocent, cyber is code for virtual sex i.e. two sexless losers jerking-off in front of their computers.

Below is a whisper I recently received while minding my own business in a chat room. Read it, and you will be as appalled as I am by these depraved cyber perverts!

NaughtyNurse : Hi, are you a real Fireman?

FiremanSam : I'm as real as Pamela Andersons boobs. Are you a real nurse?

NaughtyNurse : sure I am

FiremanSam : lol

NaughtyNurse : fancy typing with your left hand for a few minutes?

FiremanSam : Pardon?

NaughtyNurse : want to caress the salami you ****wit?

FiremanSam : Go away, you wretched woman. I don't cyber; that's for sad losers with large boils on their bums.

NaughtyNurse : I'm sweating, let me just loosen my blouse a little...that's better

FiremanSam : I'll tell the room.

NaughtyNurse : squeal like Ned Beatty in Deliverance if you want, no one will believe you

FiremanSam : They believed me when I squealed on CyberGirl4U.

NaughtyNurse : cybergirl hates your fag ass, no one believed that ****

FiremanSam : They did. I'm very well respected.

NaughtyNurse : it's really hot, let me just pop these melons out for some cool air

FiremanSam : I bet they're smelly...sort of like toasted cheese?

NaughtyNurse : do you like woman smells?

FiremanSam : No. They scare me... remind me of when I was 9 and kissed my grandma... and she slipped me the tongue...I cried.

NaughtyNurse : *grabs FiremanSam's head and clasps it to her bosom*

FiremanSam : NO!

NaughtyNurse : did you not like that?

FiremanSam : Stop that!

NaughtyNurse : whoops, my panties just slipped around my ankles

FiremanSam : Did they?

NaughtyNurse : yes, ah that breeze is cool

FiremanSam : Are your panties dirty?

NaughtyNurse : do you want them to be?

FiremanSam : Yes.

NaughtyNurse : they're filthy, my husband makes me wear them for weeks at a time

FiremanSam : *groans*

NaughtyNurse : *removes her panties from around her ankles and drapes them across FiremanSam's monitor*

FiremanSam : *groans*

FiremanSam : I can't see what you are typing now.

NaughtyNurse : well, take them off the monitor

FiremanSam : Okay, that's better.

NaughtyNurse : where did you put my panties?

FiremanSam : I put them over on the sofa on top of some plastic. They reek of dried pig **** crusts steeped in industrial ammonia and then sprayed with elephant repellent. But I can still see them from here, and smell them.

NaughtyNurse : emm, ok

NaughtyNurse : you aren't too good at this cybering thing, are you!

FiremanSam : How dare you! I'm brilliant at everything I do. You wretched female!

NaughtyNurse : women disgust you, don't they?

FiremanSam : No. I love women, except my ex-wife... the heartless bitch... and Jill that slut who stomped on my heart...and Alison who cheated on me...and Mary who gave me a particularly nasty STD...and grandma...and...

NaughtyNurse : yeah, yeah...you're just a repressed fag

FiremanSam : ...and Julia who ate my... pardon? What did you just call me?

NaughtyNurse : oh **** off you loser, go rent a Tom Selleck movie and compare moustaches

FiremanSam : Bitch! Slut! Vile Temptress! Harlot! Jezebel! Whore of Babylon!

NaughtyNurse has left the conversation.

WizZard

Hehe, class!

Michelangelo

FiremanSam : Go away, you wretched woman. I don't cyber; that's for sad losers with large boils on their bums.

You initiated that entire thing. I dont know what your seriously overreacting about. You carried the conversation on. The person saying it to you is obviously joking. Theres jokes being passed each way. If you genuinely thought by communicating with them telling them to stop would make them desist, your an absolute idiot. :rolleyes:

UnrealQueen

Erm, i didn't initiate anything, i just got this in my hotmail.

Michelangelo

Well whoever Fireman Sam is - it/he/she is an idiot.

bugler

I think that headbutt did you some serious damage...

Töpher

Lol, I was thinking that UnrealQueen and FiremanSam being that same person would be a little bit Something About Miriam...

MrPinK

Originally posted by Michaelangelo
You initiated that entire thing. I dont know what your seriously overreacting about. You carried the conversation on. The person saying it to you is obviously joking. Theres jokes being passed each way. If you genuinely thought by communicating with them telling them to stop would make them desist, your an absolute idiot.

If you really want to tell the guy off you can go to www.insultmonger.com. Or you could just lighten up a little.

bus77

NaughtyNurse and FiremanSam are two people traped in the same sap.

Michelangelo

Its a very serious problem. I didn't realise it was a joke. Go to any chat room and you will see idiots asking other people for cyber sex. Its crazy. Thats why when i saw this, i thought it was genuinely some idiot not realising they were initiating and encouraging conversation.

Samson

Originally posted by Michaelangelo
Its a very serious problem. I didn't realise it was a joke. Go to any chat room and you will see idiots asking other people for cyber sex. Its crazy. Thats why when i saw this, i thought it was genuinely some idiot not realising they were initiating and encouraging conversation.

Oh sweet Jesus.
:rolleyes:

Deadwing

I liked that tom selleck moustache insult..*L*

Civilian_Target

That's quite good. This one's genius though, it's been around for a few years, but for those who haven't read it it's great.

Not for the children though...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber.php

**edit**

This one's hilarious too, although it's not cybersex

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/weirdlog.php

And that's 300 post in the bag

tman

Originally posted by Deadwing
I liked that tom selleck moustache insult..*L*

same here:D

Michelangelo

Originally posted by Samson
Oh sweet Jesus.
:rolleyes:

Yup, some people do like to call me that.

Guy:Incognito

dys4iK: I've gotta go **** my sister now.
dys4iK: back in a bit.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8




Ahh the things that trouble(or dont) rednecks. I love the fact that her only concern about him sleeping with his sister is the fact that the sister is a kid, it sounds like if the sister was 18 r 19 then she wudnt have a problem with it (other than the fact he wud b cheating)

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
NaughtyNurse : oh **** off you loser

oh the irony of it all

the Tom Selleck insult was class though

Kold

albinoblacksheep

Moriarty

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Spunog UIE

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Civilian_Target: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber.php

that one is funny

projectmayhem

you should have gone on with the cyberness and then as they were getting.. excitable, say you're taking out some instruments of torture

Sarky

I felt I had too much dignity, so I posted this.

Kold

heh...

<Rav3n> my gf is only 2 years old and my parents are fuming.
<Rav3n> older

sceptre

The entire Internet is really packed with such sexy people.

Every day I get messages from sexy babes and hot lesbians who want to have sex with me. With me! And lots of useful messages about reliable sources for Viagra and herbal medicines from Korea, people to clean out my septic tank, people genuinely concerned about my penis size (and even my pEn1S size) - I assume these are caring friends of the hot lesbians who want to have sex with me, cheaper places to buy ink cartridges for my printer, useful and obviously popular dating services and a host of other wonderful items. They all so obviously want to have sex with me - even the bikini-clad babe who wants to clean out my septic tank and that person who wants to sell me 12 million email addresses (all presumaby used by hot babes).

It really is the most exciting time. Sybor sex so rokks!