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schoolday stories

  • 27-02-2004 6:05am
    #1
    Quatre Mains
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    - in work earlier a few of us were reminiscing about our old schooldays and we ended up swapping stories about different nicknames people had and the general cruel yet often funny(unless you were at the end of it) slagging that went on. Anyone got any decent tales to tell? Here's a couple I still laugh about-

    When we were doing our leaving cert a 'major porn ring' was broken by the teachers. ONe student was caught with a couple of skin mags - needless to say he squealed on a couple of others and then they were pulled in and so on. All in all 50 (out of a total of 750) students were hauled in, and 3 were pinpointed as the main distributors. As it turned out, 2 brothers were copying videos for the main man, who in turn flogged them and the mags to gen-pop. When I think back, he was a funny bastard, but back then the rest of us didn't get the joke - He used to joke around about the whole thing with the women teachers FFS. Anyways, All concerned were suspended. Anyways, a while ago I found my old yearbook - every student had someone else write a couple of lines about them. His reads "Ran an family entertainment business for a short period":D

    The other story that sticks out was when we were starting our Inter cert. A new batch of 1st years had joined - one of them was a big monster and budding scumbag, and had immediately started pushing his weight around. This didn't go unnoticed with the older students. Every day at break we played muderball, which basically consisted of someone being chased with a tennis ball by a horde of lads, the idea being that you throw it away at the last second before you get caught and receive a beating(a few good boots, no headshots tho). If you threw it in the adjacent river you'd get a bigger beating but nothing that would really damage you.
    Anyways, the big lug decided to join in and was handing out serious kickings to anyone who got brought down, basically going too far. One of the older students grabbed the ball and proceeded to run behind yer man and stuff the ball down his jumper(an unprecented move:p ) - Cue one of the scariest beatings I have witnessed to this day, they were 2 and 3 thick trying to get at him to dance on his head. He was left unconscious with a broken leg or arm(this was 1989 so can't remember exactly which). It might sound OTT but he was a complete bastard who was already becoming an expert at handing out pain, and IMO completely deserved what he got(he went on to become a pure scumbag). The worst part was that when the dust cleared, it transpired that the other fella still ahd the ball, and had only pretended to put it down his jumper. Call me a bastard but that was genius :p
    A lad I knew got hauled in by the teachers - they didn;t know who did it but tried bluffing a few lads saying they saw them there and they were in deep **** unless they said who else was there - poor bastard wrote out 35 names of people who joined in the fun and became v unpopular; in hindsight he should have been put on the Student Protection Program:D .

    Any more takers?


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  • #2
    Senor_Fudge
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    haha good ones

    there was this teacher i had in my school in headford, a biology teacher.
    He was also an actor as well in local plays and that.
    Well in biology he loved coming out with these obscene statements from time to time to shock people and put his sexual orientation to even more debate.

    So there it was his beloved subject of reproduction and he was going out about how sperms reach the vagina , how they do it and that and what helps them along

    So he says " The spperrms have fructose mixed with them in the semen to help them to swim, and thats why it tastes so sweet" ^_^

    another one was

    "you got to have the eggs and sperms seperate for the time being, its not a good thing when sperm mixing with sperm ..... welll...... sometimes it is! "


    ^_^

    the thats why it tastes so sweet story lives on


    There was another funny instance in national school in 6th class.
    Myself and a few friends were sitting around our kings of the school high table and the teacher was on about the famine and the poor house.
    Well when we heard poor house we thought she said whore house
    and then she started going on about
    People went there when they were desperate and they needed it reallly badly
    etc etc inuendo heaven


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