whats your worst injury ever??

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

whats the worst injury anyone has sutained? not sure if this should be in the health board but i reckon its an off topic after hours topic.

all fields allowed for.

work related.
personal injury. ( not that you perverts!!)
sex related!!
home accidents...

etc...

i was 16 years old. on a building site. walking across boards that were laid lenght ways across the rafters in the roof... the board slipped and fell. Guess where i landed...

4 pints of blood lost and 45 stitches....

cross your legs... NOW...

spent a few months in cast around my crotch... school wasnt funny anymore...

use to call me sparky and numb nuts for a while...

the_syco

Worst injury happened when I was crossing a road on my bicycle. 3 or 4 days later, I wake up from a coma. Amesia attacks for the next 2 or 3 weeks. Had a big patch of skin on my knee taken off. Had to get to get the bandage replaced every day for the next few weeks.
Luckily I was wearing a bicycle helmet. If not, the windscreen wiper would have marked my head, and not the helmet.

PrecariousNuts

I died once

Exit

How did you lose 4 pints of blood? What happened exactly?

Sleipnir

at 16, you'd have had only about two pints left which means you' be dead!
Unless of course you had transfusions.

I fell out of a tree and landed smack-bang on the top of my head.
Had a constant headache for about 4 days (I still think my mum should have taken me to a doctor)

SheroN

I've been hit with a few shells now i walk with a limp.

Karoma

papercut

..not to make light of your situation... hah.

bdiddy

someone stood on my toe once and it kinda hurt....



worst injury, prob seeing my brother accidently put a stanley knife in his eye when i was 4 and he was 5.

Lump

A trailer with four ton of bricks in it rolled over my foot once.... hurt for a few days. That's about it.


Oh I was in a coma for 5 hours after falling off my bike, lost a front tooth. Also lost 23.28 pints of blood.


John

mr_angry

Went through a car door window once, as I was cycling home from school. Blacked out for about 2 seconds, and then found myself on the ground covered in broken glass. Everything seemed to be fine, until I tried to stand up and found:

a) I couldn't stand up anyway, and
b) I only seemed to have half a nose.

Bit nasty really. Had no helmet either - let that be a lesson to you kids.

(Congratulations to Lumpeh for his 4000th post, btw)

Zulu

Road traffic accident.
Suspected shattered spine...
...ended up with a slipped disk, and a degenerative disk, and a back that is constintly in pain. - No broken bones though.

Mr.Applepie

I got hit with a football in my balls twice in about the space of 20mins

ferdi

was sitting in the back seat of a car (a 3 door hatch back in which the front seats go forward and back to let people in and out of the back seat)

had a school ruler it my mouth(dont know why, i was just messing i think)

seat in front of me is put back into original driving position

seat hits ruler in my mouth

ruler is thrust into the back of my throat

blood everywhere

went to hospital

couldnt eat solids for 2 weeks.

AL][EN

I remember way back we were on routine patrol deep in the sh*t i was stuck in a Rice field just outside guam, charlie hit us from all sides boomerang shapnel and mortars!! i didnt know what to you but When you put your hand in a pile of goo that a minute ago was your best friends face, you'll know what to do........

seriously tho

I have 1st degree burns on my arm and chest got them at age 1 (well 13 months) i decided to make myself i cuppa tea and play with a kettel of boiling water its a long story but its ends up with me being in hospital ......... nasty

also i split my knee wide open at age 12 fell over a concrete block and the it was a deep wound all the way to the bone (im one of the rare people that know's what bone of your knne cap looks like) still have the scars from that too.

Mossy Monk

when i tore the inside lining of my stomach. got near 4 weeks in the hospital with that one amongst other injuries but the stomach was the worst of it. i got hit by a van doing 60 odd mph. still hurts every now and again even though it happened nearly 14 years ago. broke no bones oddly enough and i thank cheese for that

logistic

Was in my kitchen in my bare feet. Droped and smashed a pint of water on the tiles. I stood back as i smashed the glass and stood on the base of the broken pint glass. Was extremely sore and can still feel myself standing on the glass. I now have a z scare on the sole of my right foot and i cant feel my middle 3 toes.

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by logistic
I now have a z scare on the sole of my right foot

u could always tell people u crossed swords with zorro :ninja:

LoneGunM@n

Was in a car crash a couple of years ago ... smashed into from behind ... even though I had my seat belt on I was thrown around the inside of the car!!

I've had over 30 sessions of Physio for back & shoulder injuries ... still hurts like hell now & again :mad:

Kalina

I've had no major injuries. The worst was having my bare foot walked on by someone wearing ice-skates, that was so paifula nd my foot wasin bits for a couple of months. I've had a few falls from horses, usually just bruises and a few sprains.

bizmark

I stuck a pitchfork though my foot once........1" over and i would of lost a toe

I once fell on a triangle shaped wall (basturds would designed that wall) and hurt my love spud's couldnt walk for a few hour's :dunno:

Broke my wrist when i fell off a Trailer

And had a small bit of red hot coal land on my bear back.....which hurt like be jebus

Plus loads of other things

Victor

Car accident three years ago, superficial cuts and bruises, but mental problems that turned me into an internet junkie.

Originally posted by mr_angry
Had no helmet either - let that be a lesson to you kids.

Actually the jury is still out on cycling helmets as they can aause some injuries that would not otherwise occur. That said, I wear a helmet.

Forcing motorists and their passengers to wear helmets when driving would be a more cost effective measure.

Ronan|Raven

Fell onto a bale of curved galvanised roofsheets. split my knee open all the way across and saw it hanging on byut a few tendons/muscles whateevr the hell is in yer knee! Spent 4 months hobbling...

Also whilst having a "frank and heated" discussion with some local rapscallion I managed to "trip" and put my head through a plate glass window, only tore my tshirt however and had a bit of a headache/torn ear.

mang87

I have never had a serious accident. Well, some accidents that SHOULD have been serious, but im like indestructable or something. I have fallen out of trees from high, fallen out in front of cars, gone of the handle bars of bikes while not wearing a helmet... The lot, you name something stupid, I have probably done it, gotten injured but never seriously. I always just get off with a scrape or a bruise. By bones just dont break :cool:

Caliden

stood on a rusted nail, shreeked in pain when i saw a red-tipped-rusty nail pointing through my recently bought nike cross trainers :mad:

damm i liked those trainers

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

sorry didnt give much details about my accident. i lost 4 pints of blood but most of it was in hospital. i was rushed there in an ambulance. and over the next few houres i bled a lot. so yea there was a lot of transfusion at the time and they were pumping it in to me.

michaelanthony

Split my knee open when I fell off some bales of hay onto the spike of a bookrake when I was 8 and impaled my hand on glass when I was 16 - had to go under general anaesthetic for plastic surery to fix it up.

Red Alert

I smashed my kneecap into 8 bits when i went ice skating before christmas!

Lump

HA HA


John

Walter Ego

I had a broken heart once. Awwwww......

Gillie

Put my hand through a Glasshouse when I was 7.
2 inch hole in my arm just below my wrist. The muscle/tendons (whatever it was was hanging out of the hole. Freaky. Looked like brains or something!

Hand still hurts in cold weather coz I damaged tendons nerves etc.

Busted my head open when playing footy.
That is all

sutty

Last September I was involved in a crash, where the guy in frunt seams to have fallen asleep. He swirved and hit an other car and bounced back infront of me. I ended up slaming into the Fuel tank and then getting fliped over the front of the bike. My left arm was cought in the handel bars and ended up ankering me to the bike. So rather than go over the car I was "flung" like a catterpult arm onto the back of the car. The bike fell over to the left with my arm still cought in it.


I had torn the ligaments (spell) in my left arm, damaged my lower spine, fecked up both my knees and have lasting damage in them. Oh and then there was the groin damage as well... see linked picture from above for what caused it....

The Bike didn't come out the best as well

Dr Pepper

Lost 5 pints of blood once.. It was when I was workin in the Blood Transfusion Service... Got in major sh|t over it..

(Attempted humour.. never mind!)

Lump

LOL


I like

John

Johnny Versace

I sat on one of my balls by accident a few minutes ago.

I don't think it is a serious injury, but it was sore.