2 tough questions

sci0x

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists.
He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a
day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in
college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no
peeking,then scroll down for the answer.



Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you
said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.Professionals built the
Titanic
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses.
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep
the
rest of
us in line.

Johnny Versace

Yeah, saw this recently. Me like

Kold

Only been posted say... A GAZILLION BILLION JILLION SQUILLION QUADZILLION times.

Exit

As usual more can be read here... http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm

PrecariousNuts

Whats wrong with Adolf Hitler being world leader?

Kold

OR child pr0n come to think of it...

Seraphina

Hitler had a load of mistresses, and he murdered one of them too.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

she probably gave him some lip

quank

read it MANY atime but still interesting...

Karoma

Originally posted by Seraphina
Hitler had a load of mistresses, and he murdered one of them too.

so say the conquerors
you've met them so?

azezil

UnrealQueen

Kool and very interesting.:cool:

Winters

Originally posted by Seraphina
Hitler had a load of mistresses, and he murdered one of them too.

Yes but the differance being he was not married at the time. He married Eva and then like commited suicide. Although to make him seem bad I'll add the fact that he did sleep with his niece and stuff then killed her [or well had her killed, though suicide said the SS] ... So much more I could say.

gobby

seen this before. quite some time ago. i wonder if the facts about the US congress are still accurate...

ferdi

Originally posted by sci0x
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.Professionals built the
Titanic

this is my thought for today

Mossy Monk

in my metropolis Beethoven would live but Hitler could have killed him

kiffer

Originally posted by sci0x

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.Professionals built the
Titanic

um the ark also took a lot longer to build...
what was the recorded profession of Noah?
how many life boats did the ark have?

hedgetrimmer

Interesting stuff - particularly like the Congress stats

Frank Grimes

Originally posted by Exit
As usual more can be read here... http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm

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Kold

So let me get this right.....



Hitler was a bad man....


Because he cheated on his mistresses....

TheSonOfBattles

Originally posted by Kold
So let me get this right.....



Hitler was a bad man....


Because he cheated on his mistresses....

No, he sold poisoned milk to children.