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Caught in the act!

  • 18-02-2004 8:58pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok I'm a regular poster to boards.ie but going unreg due to the nature of this topic.

    Well, you see, I'm a third level student and sharing a house with another guy whom I've known since school.

    Anyway, the thing is I came home early from college one evening last week (I usually make a habit of staying until about 10pm cos I'm in my final year) and walked into the sitting room where my pal was busy masturbating while watching a porn movie.

    I naturally reacted in shock as did he. He jumped and couldn't get his pants up fast enough. I was speachless but managed to say "Sorry" before turning and running out the door.

    Since that day my pal is afraid to even look me in the face. I know its natural for a guy to masturbate. I admit i do it myself, yet I don't know how to deal with this situation. My friend is embarrassed, as am I. And we have hardly spoken since (which is very awkward when we both share the same house).

    How do I deal withthis situation? How do I bring up the topic without making my friend take off in embarrassment? I want him to know I don't mind him ****, but I don't want to see him do it.

    Perhap someone has experince a simular set up. How do you respond to catching someone in the act? I just want to clear the air. Please help.

    This is not a troll!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭rs


    Tell him that your mum once caught you in the act. Have a laugh about it. Then forget it.

    It'll be easier if he thinks you've been caught too.

    Perhaps always ring the the doorbell before you enter :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Sneak into his room one night and stick the end of your knob in his ear, then when he wakes up startled shout "Everyone does it!!"
    then find somewhere else to live


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    you'll just have to laugh about it and forget about it. Nothing else doing. Don't tell other people though, he wouldn't be a big fan of that I'd reckon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    isnt the original poster a chick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Scarlet.
    Men: take note! Communal areas of the house are not a good place to get your jollies!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Originally posted by eth0_
    Men: take note! Communal areas of the house are not a good place to get your jollies!
    yes but the hightened sence of danger makes it all worth while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    "About what happened the other day, do you mind doing that in your own room? Ta very much"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    circle jerk?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Originally posted by ferdi
    yes but the hightened sence of danger makes it all worth while.
    this is very true, don't we all remember "speed-****" where you'd be having a toss in your room and you'd call your mum and whoever came first was the winner?
    Everyone did this didn't they?:ninja:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Originally posted by lafortezza
    this is very true, don't we all remember "speed-****" where you'd be having a toss in your room and you'd call your mum and whoever came first was the winner?
    Everyone did this didn't they?:ninja:
    er, i think that might just be you mate!

    seriously though, you should be grateful, I unfortunately walked in on my mum and stepdad at it when i was 11. needless to say they weren't expecting me, but i arrived at such a time that neither of them were in a position to stop, so even though i was stood there in shock they just kept going. it's very hard to look your mother in the face when you've seen her with her feet behind her ears getting a good seeing to. scared for life i tell you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    scarred or scared? probably both!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Lex_Diamonds


    Lmao. EASILY thread of the decade.

    *wipes tears away*

    Ill offer some constructive advice though, uhhh, I was going to say talk to him and say that its grand like, you do the same yourself, but thats way to embarrasing. Just never speak of it again I guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,919 ✭✭✭MojoMaker


    Allow yourself to be caught to even the score. It's the only way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Jesus vibe, if I were you I'd start booking the counselling sessions now. There must be a support group for people that are mentally scarred as a result of seeing their parents 'at it' ?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Originally posted by vibe666
    er, i think that might just be you mate!

    seriously though, you should be grateful, I unfortunately walked in on my mum and stepdad at it when i was 11. needless to say they weren't expecting me, but i arrived at such a time that neither of them were in a position to stop, so even though i was stood there in shock they just kept going. it's very hard to look your mother in the face when you've seen her with her feet behind her ears getting a good seeing to. scared for life i tell you.


    Haoly.
    Jebus.
    Not in a position to stop?

    Somebody gouge my mind's-eye out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭rocco


    You should have sat down beside him and started masturbating as well he would have felt really uncomfortable and left never to leave his room again in fear of meeting you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    It only becomes an issue if let it... even just joke by saying "Can I borrow that film", but say something so it doesn't fester...I mean you'll be living with the guy!


    And Jebus vibe, rolfmao...I know I shouldn;t laugh, but such a description...:D :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭bug


    I gather you are two blokes? mates? then slag him over it... then forget about it and slag him over something else...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Agent Orange


    Ask him can you borrow the porn video he was watching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    It will probably sort itself out. the guy is just embarrassed at what you caught him doing.

    TBPH, the sitting room is not the place for him to be jerking off in but just tell him that ur sorry for walking in like that and then just have a laugh and a joke.

    if u wanna have fun before you do it though start acting gay around him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Get drunk and have a laugh about it, so neither of you are uptight speaking about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Borzoi


    Originally posted by Agent Orange
    Ask him can you borrow the porn video he was watching.

    Wait till he's chatting someone up before you do.

    Humiliation galore :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Emmo


    let him "catch" you doing it then you can both keep each others terrible secret.

    Emmo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭Skud


    or else just whip it out and go at it in front of him and if he looks shocked say fair is fair


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    ask to see it again
    then laugh nervously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    Originally posted by koneko
    "About what happened the other day, do you mind doing that in your own room? Ta very much"

    maybe he doesn't have a tv and vcr in his room so he had to go look at it in the living room

    as for the problem.. I don't really see it as much of a problem. Once he wasn't spurting over pictures of you, or shooting all over your food I wouldn't be worried.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭AngelofFire


    just have a chat with him and say

    "listen mate about the other day its no big deal, ya neednt be embarrassed over it. everybody does it. im not gonna think any less of ya for it. and i wont tell anybody"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Lex_Diamonds


    Originally posted by AngelofFire
    just have a chat with him and say

    "and i wont tell anybody"


    Ah c'mon now :p


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Originally posted by SheroN
    circle jerk?...


    and this from the mod.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 188 ✭✭jerenaugrim


    Just tell him you don't want it to happen again. Must've been a good porno if he didn't hear you coming in:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Ebonyks


    hmmm, reminds me of similar situation but involving a young wan. Came home to find her furiously working her box and groaning in the living room :D :cool: Did not know her long and after that did not get to know her at all, she wasn't around much after and she soon left. But thats her own problem....i was fine with it :D

    But in this situation, well everyones different but all us men **** like fiends...don't we? :)

    Just laugh about it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    That so much time has passed, there's no reason for you to bring it up, and he'll think you've been obsessing over it.

    The two of you go out and get locked, and that'll be the end of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Originally posted by lafortezza
    Sneak into his room one night and stick the end of your knob in his ear, then when he wakes up startled shout "Everyone does it!!"
    then find somewhere else to live

    LOL:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭Tommy Vercetti


    just call him a ****er and have a good laugh about the whole thing, no harm done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    tbh my whole family is pretty open about the whole sex thing, so it didn't really do me any damage i don't think.

    it gets worse too. we were at my grannies birthday party and she was talking about the war and that everyone was at it like bunnies cos nobody knew if they were going to get bombed the next day or not. anyway she turns to my mum and informs her that the night she was concieved she wasn't really in the mood and had turned her back on my grandfather as an indication of her unwillingness to proceed, but that he was being very persistant and slipped it in from behind and that my mum was a 'backdoor baby'.

    and you think i have problems!

    like i said, a very open minded family.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    Oh, Vibe, you've really, REALLY scarred me!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭Ronaldo7


    Originally posted by vibe666
    tbh my whole family is pretty open about the whole sex thing, so it didn't really do me any damage i don't think.

    it gets worse too. we were at my grannies birthday party and she was talking about the war and that everyone was at it like bunnies cos nobody knew if they were going to get bombed the next day or not. anyway she turns to my mum and informs her that the night she was concieved she wasn't really in the mood and had turned her back on my grandfather as an indication of her unwillingness to proceed, but that he was being very persistant and slipped it in from behind and that my mum was a 'backdoor baby'.

    and you think i have problems!

    like i said, a very open minded family.

    oh my good god.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Originally posted by vibe666
    tbh my whole family is pretty open about the whole sex thing, so it didn't really do me any damage i don't think.

    it gets worse too. we were at my grannies birthday party and she was talking about the war and that everyone was at it like bunnies cos nobody knew if they were going to get bombed the next day or not. anyway she turns to my mum and informs her that the night she was concieved she wasn't really in the mood and had turned her back on my grandfather as an indication of her unwillingness to proceed, but that he was being very persistant and slipped it in from behind and that my mum was a 'backdoor baby'.

    and you think i have problems!

    like i said, a very open minded family.

    OMG, funniest post ever! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭Ronaldo7


    BTW: Vibe is your mom hot? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by vibe666
    tbh my whole family is pretty open about the whole sex thing, so it didn't really do me any damage i don't think.

    it gets worse too. we were at my grannies birthday party and she was talking about the war and that everyone was at it like bunnies cos nobody knew if they were going to get bombed the next day or not. anyway she turns to my mum and informs her that the night she was concieved she wasn't really in the mood and had turned her back on my grandfather as an indication of her unwillingness to proceed, but that he was being very persistant and slipped it in from behind and that my mum was a 'backdoor baby'.

    and you think i have problems!

    like i said, a very open minded family.

    sweet jesus! lol?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by koneko
    "About what happened the other day, do you mind doing that in your own room? Ta very much"

    If someone said that to me I swear to God I'd jizz on their toothbrush.

    Then when I watched you brush your teeth I'd get a sexual kick out of it.

    Are you a guy or girl?
    If you are a guy:
    One night, look him in the eyes, call him a wanker......then break into a big grin and forget all about it and change the subject. It will show you don't care and see the funny side to it.

    If you're a girl:
    Like what you saw? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Original poster here. (yes, I'm male).

    Thanks to all for the replies. I think the air has been cleared. Like I said we were both slighly embarrassed about it and didn't speak to each other bout it for a few days.

    Then I took ye guys advice and jokingly asked could I see the porno (yes, we sat down together and watched it... I can see why he was turned on). It was a laugh. Finally it was just a slagging, we went to pub and got hammered, and that seems to be the end of it.

    Of course he now knows I do it too, after all don't all guys, and we have agreed to confine it to our rooms (behind closed doors).

    Thanks again.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭Suaimhneach


    Deadly thread.

    You're gonna have to do something about it. Ignoring it forever won't work.

    Either or, lettuce know what happens, PLEASE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    I know its not the same, but I accidentally walked in on my friend taking a dump in the toilet. I pointed at him, called him a sh%thead, laughed then walked out. Laughter is the best medicine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    Reminds me of the joke;

    Q: What part of your body do you use most while masturbating ?

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    A: Your ears, so you can hear if anyone is coming ! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Originally posted by CaughtPal
    (yes, we sat down together and watched it... I can see why he was turned on)
    You SURE you a guy;).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 660 ✭✭✭anthonymcg


    This is probably the weirdest thread I've seen on boards.......this week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,186 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by CaughtPal

    Of course he now knows I do it too, after all don't all guys

    Yeah, you almost had him fooled until now because until you catch someone **** or watch a porno together you cant never be quite sure....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    I vote Vibe the funniest person alive ... I nearly pished myself reading your replies!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,363 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    best

    thread

    ever.


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