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Light humour

  • 16-02-2004 6:47pm
    #1
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭


    How many anti-climaxes does it take to screw in a light bulb?













































































































































































































































    One.


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  • #2
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    How many drummers does it ake to screw in a light bulb?

    11, 1 to do it, 10 to talk about how lars ulrich would do it


    how many canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

    21, 1 to do it 20 to go "DUDE! YOU ROCK! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!"


    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    1, but the light buld has to WANT to change


  • #3
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    what's all the empty space in the original post for? c'mon people are dying in the world and your wasting space!!!!!!


  • #4
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    hahaha
    liked the joke! :D


  • #5
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Talk about taking up space that could be used for important post's

    Liked the jokes though:)


  • #6
    BoB_BoT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭BoB_BoT


    Originally posted by UnrealQueen
    what's all the empty space in the original post for? c'mon people are dying in the world and your wasting space!!!!!!

    it's part of the joke, read it again :)


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  • #7
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Raphael
    How many drummers does it ake to screw in a light bulb?

    11, 1 to do it, 10 to talk about how lars ulrich would do it

    brilliant


  • #8
    AL][EN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Took me a couple of seconds to get the joke and why you had all the empty space before the punchline.

    good joke :D


  • #9
    bdiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭bdiddy


    How many
    does it take to change a light bulb?


    Trinity students?
    One, holds the bulb and waits for the world to relolve around him/her?

    UL students?
    Three, one to change it two to figure out how to get high off the old one!!

    AIT students?
    None, westmeath looks better in the dark!!


    FAS electricians?
    One, he's an electrician!!


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