Cowboy Choke

malico

Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats.


They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about
cattle prices.


Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a
sandwich, begins to cough.


After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller? asks one of the cowboys.
"No" , signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.


"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.


The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt,
yanks down her pants, and slowly runs his tongue up and down the woman's bum.


This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out
of her mouth, and she begins to breath again.


The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a
drink of his beer.


His partner says in admiration.....
I've heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuver, but I ain't never seen
nobody do it."

quank

old, and not as good as it used to be.... :dunno:

kmart6

lol,never heard that one before