Divers' Paradise

daosulli

This picturesque spot is apparently very popular for diving...

SpankyFart

Hehe i remember someone from another forum who used to have a signature "Official member of the Muff diving team"

Where exactly is Muff?

UnrealQueen

Funny:D

Jim

Seems to be just north of Derry City.

Töpher

Yea, drove thru it before, unfortunately dont remember a Welcome to Muff sign. Tho a Please Help Keep Muff Tidy sign would rock!

Oriel

Originally posted by SpankyFart
Where exactly is Muff?

Hahahahaha, sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest questions I've seen on boards. Somebody posts a map of Muff, and you ask where it is? Fair enough it's a small map, but I thought the "CITY OF DERRY AIRPORT" would have given it away...
Hahahaaa

malico

If you're looking to go on holidays, Deeneys Self Catering, Muff offers online booking! Hmm.. Muff, self catering.

Acc Dist Route Directions
0.00 0.00 R113 Tallaght,Dublin
Follow signs Clondalkin R113 In 0.4 mile at roundabout forward
1.20 1.20 R113 Junction for Ballymount Industrial Area
At traffic signals turn right (signposted Ballymount Industrial Area)
2.00 0.80 M50 Junction with M50
At roundabout take 1st exit to join Motorway M50 northbound
6.40 4.40 M50 West Link Bridge (Toll)(Car 1.30 Euros)

13.90 7.50 M1 Junction 3 (M1)
Take left lane to join M1 (signposted Belfast, Airport)
15.20 1.30 M1 Junction for Dublin Airport
Keep forward (signposted Belfast)
34.10 18.90 M1 Toll Plaza (car 1.50 euros)

50.20 16.10 N33 Junction with N33
Leave Motorway (signposted Ardee, Derry) At roundabout take 1st exit N33
55.00 4.80 N33 Junction with N52
At roundabout take 2nd exit (signposted Derry)
55.20 0.20 N2 Junction with N2
At roundabout take 2nd exit N2 (signposted Derry)
66.00 10.80 N2 Carrickmacross
Follow signs Monaghan, Derry N2
77.00 11.00 N2 Castleblayney
At traffic signals turn left (signposted Monaghan)
84.50 7.50 N2 Clontibret

91.70 7.20 N2 Monaghan
Follow signs Derry N2
98.70 7.00 N2 Emyvale

103.00 4.30 A5 Border with Northern Ireland
Forward A5
104.00 1.00 A5 Aughnacloy
Turn left (signposted Omagh) In 4.1 miles at T-junction turn right
108.20 4.20 A5 Ballygawley Roundabout (Junction with A4)
At roundabout take 1st exit
124.10 15.90 A5 Junction with A505 (edge of Omagh)
At traffic signals turn left (signposted Strabane)
124.80 0.70 A5 Junction for Omagh (Town Centre to right)
At traffic signals forward
126.00 1.20 A5 Derry Road Roundabout
At roundabout take 2nd exit
129.50 3.50 A5 (road to) Ulster American Folk Park (on right)

141.00 11.50 A5 Sion Mills

142.60 1.60 A5 Junction for Strabane (south)
At roundabout take 1st exit (signposted Londonderry)
143.80 1.20 A5 Junction with B85
At traffic signals forward In 0.3 mile at roundabout forward
144.40 0.60 A5 Junction with A38 (Strabane)
At roundabout take 2nd exit
147.10 2.70 A5 Ballymagorry

151.10 4.00 A5 Bready (post office)

153.50 2.40 A5 Magheramason

155.20 1.70 A5 New Buildings

158.10 2.90 A6 Junction for Craigavon Bridge
By Craigavon Bridge enter
158.70 0.60 A2 Londonderry
Travelodge (City of Derry) Follow signs Buncrana A2
159.90 1.20 A2 Junction for Moville
At roundabout take 2nd exit (signposted Moville)
161.00 1.10 A2 Junction with A515
At roundabout take 2nd exit
163.60 2.60 A2 Culmore

164.40 0.80 R238 Border with Republic of Ireland
Forward R238
164.60 0.20 R238 Arrive at Muff

- - - Section time 3:39, Total time 3:39
You have reached your destination.

TheSonOfBattles

Jebus I just thought it was a photoshopped joke, but no, there's really a town called Muff.

Tourist Info

Tyrrial

this realy is a great country to live in...

kmart6

Haha,the slaggin u'd get if you lived there:D

T.G Catter

and lets not forget 'bastardstown' in co. wexford.

SpankyFart

Originally posted by Sinecure
Hahahahaha, sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest questions I've seen on boards. Somebody posts a map of Muff, and you ask where it is? Fair enough it's a small map, but I thought the "CITY OF DERRY AIRPORT" would have given it away...
Hahahaaa

Well sorry insecure, but unfortunately i live in holland so i wouldn't have a ****ing clue where derry is, never mind muff.

Who's stupid now?

Jim

Good comeback.

Derry is up the north of Ireland, in that whole British part, on the east coast.

Capt'n Midnight

if you are not careful when driving you could up in Hospital

Mossy Monk

strange place names all over

the strangest i know of is Horse And Jockey in Tipperary

daosulli

I just heard that there is an a diving school in Muff, so if anyone asks im going Muff Diving .... Oh I thought id let ye know that in Pennsylvania, there is a town called Muff

Civilian_Target

I have a friend from Muff, and they actually did have a diving club for about 2 weeks, rented equipment and all, just you they could say they were members/president/secratary of the Muff Diving club.

And on the subject of funny town names

quank

lol
nobber was being talked about on adrian kennedy phone show around a week ago
twas hilarious...

Borzoi

To the tune of The Irish Rover:

"Well I've been a Muff diver for many a year,
and I've spent all my money on Muff diving gear"

BlitzKrieg

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
strange place names all over

the strangest i know of is Horse And Jockey in Tipperary

whats strange about that?


personnally the fact there's a town in USA called ireland causes confusion when i tell some of them i'm from ireland.

pyure

man, ive driven through that place more times than i can remember and only now do i realise the "funny" double meaning.

some people'll laugh at anything...

Civilian_Target

Indeed. I remember walking out of an airport in Italy once only to be faced with a 4 metre high, red illuminated sign bearing the word

SMEG

I laughed for about a minute.

See, you didn't even find that funny

abaddon1666

I live in Buncranna only a few miles from muff. It's a ****ing hole.

kam3qnwvebf4jh

I drove through a place outside Kilmore Quay recently in Wexford called "bastardstown".

Was on the map, but didnt see any road signs funnily enough...

hedgetrimmer

Originally posted by abaddon1666
I live in Buncranna only a few miles from muff. It's a ****ing hole.

Comforting to know....

Chief

It's funny, but there must be something about Inishowen, i'm from a little area called Cockhill just outside Buncrana, and you can also travel down through a place called Grainne's Gap into Muff and when you open the Inish Times to read what the Muff Beaver Scouts have been up to in the Muff notes section of the paper all becomes clear. What a wonderful place we live in

oo-er

bdiddy

Kilcock anyone?!?!?!?

how about the coolest place in Ireland(not Birr) Coole,Co. Clare

AL][EN

Originally posted by Borzoi
To the tune of The Irish Rover:

"Well I've been a Muff diver for many a year,
and I've spent all my money on Muff diving gear"

the goggles the snorkel the muff diving tank and when im not diving im havin a wa..[COUGH] [COUGH]



Yes i know the lyrics and the verses to the whole song a bunch of us sang it at gaelcon last year.

i wanted to dive the great barrier reef its been my dream since i took up diving (yes i really can scuba dive) but now i know where i want to go instead!!

phreak

i used to go horse riding in Muff... yes its true.

ActingThe Magot

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
strange place names all over

the strangest i know of is Horse And Jockey in Tipperary

And I regret to this day the David and Victoria Beckham didn't spend a night of passion in Horse and Jockey, and name their resulting offspring accordingly!

Agent7249

Class name .

Very ammusing civilian

Fracture

i used to go horse riding in Muff... yes its true.

Haha gwan Phreak you dirty munger :P

Cockhill

Tiz true, I went to school there and i have a few friends who live in muff and grainne's gap.

ballooba

Originally posted by Sinecure
Hahahahaha, sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest questions I've seen on boards. Somebody posts a map of Muff, and you ask where it is? Fair enough it's a small map, but I thought the "CITY OF DERRY AIRPORT" would have given it away...
Hahahaaa

Actually its in Donegal dumbass.

chips

well apparently the best place for a ride in Ireland is just north of athy. (thigh)

Fracture

Originally posted by abaddon1666
I live in Buncranna

Who are you? Might know you since im from Buncrana too.

The_B_Man

Originally posted by abaddon1666
.... muff. It's a ****ing hole.

hehe, i cant believe nobody commented about this already.

abaddon1666

Originally posted by fracture
Who are you? Might know you since im from Buncrana too.

My name is E.McGonagle

mang87

Originally posted by Sinecure
Hahahahaha, sorry but that has to be one of the stupidest questions I've seen on boards. Somebody posts a map of Muff, and you ask where it is? Fair enough it's a small map, but I thought the "CITY OF DERRY AIRPORT" would have given it away...
Hahahaaa

Funniest thing in the thread

Fracture

Originally posted by abaddon1666
My name is E.McGonagle

Erm not McGonagle's buses?
Me = G.Grant

Alot of McGonagle's in Buncrana, doubt i know u......

abaddon1666

Originally posted by fracture
Erm not McGonagle's buses?
Me = G.Grant

Alot of McGonagle's in Buncrana, doubt i know u......

Naw not them. U do kno me. Im a mate of Og.

Fracture

Originally posted by abaddon1666
Naw not them. U do kno me. Im a mate of Og.

Who?
Erm.....you a boy/girl?
Age?
Feck it, just tell me who u r

Cable

quote:

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Originally posted by abaddon1666
.... muff. It's a ****ing hole.

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hehe, i cant believe nobody commented about this already.

I saw it and saw the exact same thing... only you got there before me... wonder if it was intentional?

Xander

I live just a short way from there. I never miss the "Muff Festival" every summer.

Just kidding. Though I do live near there - I go to college in Derry. I've often seen tourists standing outside the large sign to the town, getting their pictures taken, and of course laughing like hell....

The poor Muffians

unkel

Originally posted by AL][EN
the goggles the snorkel the muff diving tank and when im not diving im havin a wa..

ROFLMAO spitting out my coffee

Penfolds

I work with a guy from Muff and he has a t-shrt for the famous "Muff diving school" that some german bloke opened a few years ago.
Sadly it's not going anymore, so can't get the t-shirt anymore.

They do have a diving weekend every year around the end of may...Pure Class !

Co-incidentally my girlfriend is from Nobber !

Dun

The "Muff Car Wash" was on Graham Norton's show a couple of years ago. It was the Muff in Donegal too, cause I've seen it plenty of times myself, though having grown up near it, I never thought it anyway funny til I saw it on tv!