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UCC Arts Entrance Exam

  • 11-02-2004 10:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭


    I just got this in an email so if it old don't hurt me :)


    Note:
    Due to the lack of actual students interested in an Arts Degree and not just the usual bunch of slackers / pidgeon toed redneck Cletus types who dance on tables in "The Thirsty Scholar" the University College of Cork is now handing out their Entrance Exam for the 2004/2005 term in advance so that possible candidates can have as much of an advantage as possible:


    UCC Arts entrance exam
    (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY

    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) (a) Je wish (b) Catholic (c) Hi ndu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic

    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

    9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

    15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

    17. Which part of A merica produces the most oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

    18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

    *You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Originally posted by Skud


    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?



    LOL:) LOVE THESE!

    Your sig is kool too:ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭lukeUCD


    the moses 1 is really funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    thats very good


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