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suicide

  • 09-02-2004 2:14pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭


    a man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide...

    the librarian replys "fu*k off, you wont bring it back."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    When I saw that punch line i pictured it in a kildare accent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    not really funny with the amount of suicide... in ireland :(:confused::confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,956 ✭✭✭✭Villain


    Don't appreciate that joke at all mate.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    mehmeh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Maybe not the most tasteful of subjects, but I found it funny.
    No-one who willingly clicks on a thread titled 'suicide' on a Humour board has a right to complain about it IMO. What did you expect, a joke about baby ducks and hugs?


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Originally posted by Sico
    What did you expect, a joke about baby ducks and hugs?


    i did.....





    (funniest post in this thread so far imo)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    I laughed my ass off! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Not funny:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    a classic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Imho, there is nothing funny about suicide.

    P. :ninja:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    great joke

    and lighten up you prudes the joke isnt "HAHA LETS LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO KILL THEMSELVES"

    .... idiots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Just because its posted in the humour section doesnt make it funny, not being prudish at all, just not a funny joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Originally posted by Paddy20
    Imho, there is nothing funny about suicide.

    Exactly. And Funky, who do you think you are calling people idiots? This forum doesn't tolerate flaming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    ah come on lads. i know its a rubbish joke but i said it stick it up anyways...

    didnt mean to offend anyone but after all its only a joke.

    so much for the irish supposidly having a good sense of humour.

    i know plenty of offensive jokes (none of which will be posted) and this joke is lame compared to them.

    suicide is, of course, not such a funny thing but you have to see that there was no harm ment by the joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    Originally posted by Agent7249

    When I saw that punch line i pictured it in a kildare accent
    wow, thats strange! i live in kildare. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    Its black homour,not even that good tho
    a joke is a joke,an intangable which promotes smiling
    hardly something that would cause a suicide
    and as Sico said
    Maybe not the most tasteful of subjects, but I found it funny.
    No-one who willingly clicks on a thread titled 'suicide' on a Humour board has a right to complain about it IMO.
    See,it promoted smiles!
    :D
    happy happy day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Saviour_Angel


    black humor....
    Thats Pathetic ! ! !
    :dunno: :confused::( :dunno: :(:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,592 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Why do people with no sense of humour read the humour board?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,956 ✭✭✭✭Villain


    Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan
    Why do people with no sense of humour read the humour board?

    I have a very good sense of humour, but I also have good reasons for disliking that joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭honeymonster


    Originally posted by Kazu
    not really funny with the amount of suicide... in ireland :(:confused::confused:


    <homer> Shut the hell up</homer>

    bleedin muppeh

    funny stuff :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭c0rk3r


    As said to my guidance councillor in 6th year

    "id rather die than commit suicide".... i laughed

    she wasnt impressed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    "id rather die than commit suicide"

    Now thats a quality one-liner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    hey cableguy's sig makes fun at a handicapped kid's expense... its witchhunt time*












    *idiots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    I thought it was funny


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