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Women against marriage!

  • 08-02-2004 10:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

    Why? Because women realise its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get
    a
    little sausage.

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    Originally posted by UnrealQueen
    Nowadays 80% of men are against marriage.

    Why? Because men realise its not worth buying an entire cow, just to get a little tail.

    :D

    Fixed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    1 minor problem with that joke, its not the womens money which is used up most of the time :P


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I thought it was for health reasons - severe risk of marital thrombosis.

    You could end up married to a clot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    ye would think women would be smarter to choose a pig with a big salami


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭commuterised


    at least these days you get to see the goods before you buy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    well you i'm not going to argue with that*


    *(women pull hair)


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