Marriage

UnrealQueen

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he
finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed
on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused
and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days???"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said,
"That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went
down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
:cool:

Oriel

See now, if the husband had hit the wife, the post probably would have been delete and you'd have got a ban of some description...


<rant>
"Wha! Wha!, I wanna be like a man, I wanna be like a man"
{SMACK}
"Whhaaaa mummy he just hit me!..."
</rant>




...sorry got a bit off topic, but I'm in a bad mood, sue me.

Sleipnir

Originally posted by Sinecure
See now, if the husband had hit the wife, the post probably would have been delete and you'd have got a ban of some description...


<rant>
"Wha! Wha!, I wanna be like a man, I wanna be like a man"
{SMACK}
"Whhaaaa mummy he just hit me!..."
</rant>




...sorry got a bit off topic, but I'm in a bad mood, sue me.

Yeah but that's how the joke actually did go originally. Some feminists must have got their hand on it

quank

i thought it was goodin

Agent7249

Musta given him a hell of a beaten , tis nice

Diddy Kong

happened to me last week when she asked if her arse looked big in a skirt!!!!

Agent7249

Shoulda just said it looked perfect in anything

Kazu

ok

Raptor666

The last one was my fault.
She asked what was on the TV
I daid Dust:rolleyes:

Tyrrial

thats good stuff:D

gobby

She asked what was on the TV
I daid Dust

brilliant!