"I'm a minor z list celebrity, get me out of here"

Fudger

"i'm a TV licence payer, get that crap of the air"

whats next? "I'm an unborn embryo, get me out of here"

reigninblood

Should be called "I used to be a celebrity, please leave me in here"

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Fudger
"i'm a TV licence payer, get that crap of the air"

[pedant] None of your licence fee pays for it as it's on ITV, a commercial channel[/pedant]

Fudger

hahahahahahahaha....... very good I'll admit......... me a dumass....... i was just over excited and wanted to lash out at the first thing i could think of

how about


"I'm a tax payer who has to pay for, my house, my TV (21%VAT on it), my car (VRT,TAX,Insurance,NTC and 89cent for a litre for go go juice), my clothes, my food, medical expenses, dental expenses, DIRT on my savings, my home phone bills, my mobile bills, ESB bills, Gas Bills, repayment on loans, €42 for the pleasure of having a credit card, €10 for having a ATM card, €5 for a blood sandwich (that was crap), €4.50 for a pint, €1.30 everytime i want to go across dublin, mad amounts of money for a mouthy TAXI driver to take me home after paying €20 into a nightclub and listen to him solving the worlds problems from the front of his puke smelling NCT failing mobile skip, €1.50 for an Irish Times and oh yea my TV licence and NTL bills, who just wants to go home after work and watch some decent TV without having to be subjected to mind numbing drivel of fruitless, pointless undereducated failing career PR limelight hunting z list stars, so please get my brain outta here" shows!

I have enough of my own "get me outta here" problems.

Switch over you might say?? Well my remote is broken and do you know the bloody price of batteries in this country....... I'll wait till ITV start to show something better.

maybe i'll get on to the Dept of Communications and see if we can get our coax cable pulled out of england completely. Where did that lovely TV test card ever go with the girl and the blackboard, that was nice and more entertaining.

Giblet

*claps*

uberwolf

that is one of the most remarkable posts I have read in my time here.

*goes one better than claps, applauds*

Lump

Originally posted by Fudger
hahahahahahahaha....... very good I'll admit......... me a dumass....... i was just over excited and wanted to lash out at the first thing i could think of

how about


"I'm a tax payer who has to pay for, my house, my TV (21%VAT on it), my car (VRT,TAX,Insurance,NTC and 89cent for a litre for go go juice), my clothes, my food, medical expenses, dental expenses, DIRT on my savings, my home phone bills, my mobile bills, ESB bills, Gas Bills, repayment on loans, €42 for the pleasure of having a credit card, €10 for having a ATM card, €5 for a blood sandwich (that was crap), €4.50 for a pint, €1.30 everytime i want to go across dublin, mad amounts of money for a mouthy TAXI driver to take me home after paying €20 into a nightclub and listen to him solving the worlds problems from the front of his puke smelling NCT failing mobile skip, €1.50 for an Irish Times and oh yea my TV licence and NTL bills, who just wants to go home after work and watch some decent TV without having to be subjected to mind numbing drivel of fruitless, pointless undereducated failing career PR limelight hunting z list stars, so please get my brain outta here" shows!

I have enough of my own "get me outta here" problems.

Switch over you might say?? Well my remote is broken and do you know the bloody price of batteries in this country....... I'll wait till ITV start to show something better.

maybe i'll get on to the Dept of Communications and see if we can get our coax cable pulled out of england completely. Where did that lovely TV test card ever go with the girl and the blackboard, that was nice and more entertaining.

No one is asking you to watch....


John

vibe666

true, but it's taking up a lot of time on 2 seperate channels, so it has reduced the options significantly if you don't have sky/cable.

Fudger

nobody asked me if i wanted a crap tv program to beamed into my sitting room.

Fudger

correction "to be beamed"............ over excited again

Dave

If tv upsets you that much, i suggest you throw yours out, there by saving on your licence and the minutes you wasted ranting on about some show which no one is forcing you to watch.

Hobart

Originally posted by vibe666
true, but it's taking up a lot of time on 2 seperate channels, so it has reduced the options significantly if you don't have sky/cable.

Video killed the radio star!!

Kold

1st kill the idiots who watch idiotic TV, then when the idiots who make idiotic TV realise how idiotic their lives are maybe they'll do the right thing








die

Gordon

Life is so serene without a TV screen.

The Muppet

Bet yez will al watch if Jordans bazookas EXPLODE.

Thats my excuse for watching anyway but it hasn't happened yet.

Jim

Originally posted by Fudger
hahahahahahahaha....... very good I'll admit......... me a dumass....... i was just over excited and wanted to lash out at the first thing i could think of

how about


"I'm a tax payer who has to pay for, my house, my TV (21%VAT on it), my car (VRT,TAX,Insurance,NTC and 89cent for a litre for go go juice), my clothes, my food, medical expenses, dental expenses, DIRT on my savings, my home phone bills, my mobile bills, ESB bills, Gas Bills, repayment on loans, €42 for the pleasure of having a credit card, €10 for having a ATM card, €5 for a blood sandwich (that was crap), €4.50 for a pint, €1.30 everytime i want to go across dublin, mad amounts of money for a mouthy TAXI driver to take me home after paying €20 into a nightclub and listen to him solving the worlds problems from the front of his puke smelling NCT failing mobile skip, €1.50 for an Irish Times and oh yea my TV licence and NTL bills, who just wants to go home after work and watch some decent TV without having to be subjected to mind numbing drivel of fruitless, pointless undereducated failing career PR limelight hunting z list stars, so please get my brain outta here" shows!

hey, that sounds like me. we must be the only two people in the world who are in that situation.

Draupnir

I think its a great show

Victor

Originally posted by Fudger
whats next? "I'm an unborn embryo, get me out of here"

I think Jordan(?) did that one already by giving birth to her sprog live on the Internet.

Samson

Originally posted by Victor
I think Jordan(?) did that one already by giving birth to her sprog live on the Internet.

That was certainly the cunt's intention, it was billed as an internet only pay-per-view event.
Thankfully, it was cancelled. Don't know why though, anyone?
The money hungry sick fucking whore, prostituting her child's birth.

monument

Originally posted by Fudger
€1.50 for an Irish Times

O, my god! The Guardian – which is imported and normal bigger - is 80 cent on weekdays.

(Sometimes it’s strange what I find interesting )

sixpack's little hat

Originally posted by Fudger



"I'm a tax payer who has to pay for, my house, my TV (21%VAT on it), my car (VRT,TAX,Insurance,NTC and 89cent for a litre for go go juice), my clothes, my food, medical expenses, dental expenses, DIRT on my savings, my home phone bills, my mobile bills, ESB bills, Gas Bills, repayment on loans, €42 for the pleasure of having a credit card, €10 for having a ATM card, €5 for a blood sandwich (that was crap), €4.50 for a pint, €1.30 everytime i want to go across dublin, mad amounts of money for a mouthy TAXI driver to take me home after paying €20 into a nightclub and listen to him solving the worlds problems from the front of his puke smelling NCT failing mobile skip, €1.50 for an Irish Times and oh yea my TV licence and NTL bills, who just wants to go home after work and watch some decent TV without having to be subjected to mind numbing drivel of fruitless, pointless undereducated failing career PR limelight hunting z list stars, so please get my brain outta here" shows!

the times is only 70cent for students.

Lump

Fudger.... complain to ITV, I'm sure they'll be bothered that you don't like it.


They have millions of viewers...


John

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Fudger
maybe i'll get on to the Dept of Communications and see if we can get our coax cable pulled out of england completely. Where did that lovely TV test card ever go with the girl and the blackboard, that was nice and more entertaining.

Though not a programme maker, George Hersee created one of TV's most enduring images - Test Card F

The never-ending game. The poker-faced, Alice-banded girl locked in eternal combat with the gurning stuffed clown. -"Five quid on the clown"
It's reminiscent of the feudal knight taking on Death at chess in Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal ... only with noughts and crosses, in colour, after the pubs shut.

Test Card F - an eye-baffling arrangement of lines and coloured bars with the photo of Carole Hersee mid-game at its centre - has graced British TV screens since 1967.

The BBC card has clocked up a serious chunk of airtime. Transmitted when TV stations closed down for the night and during the working day when no programmes were broadcast, Test Card F has been shown for an estimated 70,000 hours.

Agent Smith

Originally posted by Fudger
correction "to be beamed"............ over excited again

you relise that you can edit your posts?

spooiirt!!

fudger you rule! bang on! you and me should get together and shoot up a mcdonalds!

mike65

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight

Though not a programme maker, George Hersee created one of TV's most enduring images - Test Card F

The never-ending game. The poker-faced, Alice-banded girl locked in eternal combat with the gurning stuffed clown. -"Five quid on the clown"
It's reminiscent of the feudal knight taking on Death at chess in Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal ... only with noughts and crosses, in colour, after the pubs shut.

Brilliant, now stop eating strong cheese before bedtime!

Test Card F - an eye-baffling arrangement of lines and coloured bars with the photo of Carole Hersee mid-game at its centre - has graced British TV screens since 1967.

Nothing baffling, the lines are to measure defintion and the colours to measure er colour...proberly.

The BBC card has clocked up a serious chunk of airtime. Transmitted when TV stations closed down for the night and during the working day when no programmes were broadcast, Test Card F has been shown for an estimated 70,000 hours.

I have'nt seen the test card in years - the time is ripe for a BBC channel on digital!

Mike.

Victor

Originally posted by mike65
I have'nt seen the test card in years - the time is ripe for a BBC channel on digital!

Isn't it called BBC3?

Lump

Ah now Victor, that's not very nice. BBC 3 has good stuff on it at times.


John

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by mike65
I have'nt seen the test card in years

you obviously missed all the excitement of a month or so ago

Fudger

If tv upsets you that much, i suggest you throw yours out, there by saving on your licence and the minutes you wasted ranting on about some show which no one is forcing you to watch.

hmmmmmmmmmm..... i never said ALL tv was crap, just that program. Now throwing a perfectly good tv out wouldn't really be a solution (hello to the bin charges) also the whole brain dead factor would have to included in that idea. It has to be pointed out that its not only the physical element of the 'crap' program beaming into my sitting room its everything that comes with it, ie: papers covered with it, every person who finds it hard to make conversation talks about it (note i'm a newbie). The whole most annoying factor of people saying "nobody is forcing you to watch it" yes correct nobody is forcing me to watch it (thanks for clarifying that point) but i would prefer not to be a sheep following the flock to the field of idiocy and instead question not only the intelligence of the makers and broadcasters of this program but the intelligence of the obvious major percentage of the population who seem to be almost defending the whole idea of being subjected to such rubbish and accepting it. Some people might say i wasting my time ranting on, i thought this is what this place is about (ie: rant but not change the world) and to the hecklers of "your wasting your time and you don't have to watch it i say "blaaaaaaaaa blaaaaaaa black sheep have you any intelligence no sir no sir three bags full"

hey, that sounds like me. we must be the only two people in the world who are in that situation.

hahahahahaha individualism noted. I thought i was the only one, o joy to the world we are not alone.

the times is only 70cent for students.

hahahaha if i was a student i wouldn't be wasting my 70cent on a paper but i would be in a position of not needing 70cent towards a pint.

Fudger.... complain to ITV, I'm sure they'll be bothered that you don't like it.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the humanity............

you relise that you can edit your posts?

no i'm a newbie trying to break the ice but i'm very slow.......... maybe a tutorial could be arranged before my illiteracy starts to clog up the whole of boards.ie. ( i mean that)

fudger you rule! bang on! you and me should get together and shoot up a mcdonalds!

hmmmmmmm should i be flattered??????? but I don't like corporate americas fast food outlet, but i'd be starting to stray of the point if i give you my views on that...... but thanks for the vote of confidence (i think)


thanks for the test card, it brought a tear to my eye............ i remember as a kid telling my parents...... "some day i'm gonna be on tv" as it stands i never made it to the test card scene but i live in hope...... "i'm a tv test card celebrity and i love it"