Surgery

Mr Grumpy

After her fifth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them". "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane." "And the third?".
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse..............he just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

Töpher

Hahaha!

UnrealQueen

Kool:cool:

Agent7249

lol, uhm couldnt see it happening though :dunno:

bus77

heheh very good:D

lol, uhm couldnt see it happening though

surgens sticking womans flaps on the side of a blokes head does seem a bit remote allright:rolleyes:

tba

Originally posted by bus77
heheh very good:D


surgens sticking womans flaps on the side of a blokes head does seem a bit remote allright:rolleyes:

Thats why its funny

bus77

Originally posted by tba
Thats why its funny

I know , I was tryin to say that to our freind here in a round about way:D

tba

Man, were like totally, on the same like, vibe man... cool

vibe666

if you doubt there would be enough there for a pair of ears, i could introduce you to a couple of grls who would easily convince you otherwise.

tba

Originally posted by vibe666
if you doubt there would be enough there for a pair of ears, i could introduce you to a couple of grls who would easily convince you otherwise.

vibe666 -super pimp extraordinare-

The_Goose

Thats savage, good work!!

quank

ewwwwww...

Mossy Monk