Ireland 2 England 0

Kaner

> >Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train
> >to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each
> >buy a
> >ticket and watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket between them.
> >
> >"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?",
> >asks one of the English.
> >"Watch and learn," answers one of the Irish.
> >They all board the train.
> >
> >The English take their respective seats but all three Irish cram into
> >a
> >toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after
> >the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the
> >tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The
> >door
> >opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
> >conductor takes it and moves on. The English are mightily impressed by
> >this,
> >so after the game, they decide to copy the Irish on
> >the
> >return trip and save some money.
> >
> >When they get to the station, they buy a single
> >ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the
> >Irish don't buy a ticket at all !!
> >"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one
> >perplexed English.
> >"Watch and learn..." says one Paddy.
> >
> >When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet and soon
> >after the three English pile into another nearby. The train
> >departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and
> >sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding.
> >He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."
> >
> >
>

quank

posted around a month or two ago, afair

Len_007

Ahem..

Agent7249

lol, first time I've seen, good