physco groupie cocaine nicknames!?!?!

gucci

rite lads u know the story,you and your mates go out together you see birds mingers or nice totty and various other faces+bodys who you have never spoke to but recurringly see and then you make a nickname for them so everyone knows who your talking about,this also applies for exs as well,i want your names people!!the funnier or crueler the better,and also a little explination as to how u created that name!

few to start you off a mates 1nite stand is known as sexual harrasment panda,as she trys 2hop on him anytime hes out

spinning top is another rather huge minger whos arse is ****ing massive and she basically looks like a spinning top-maybe its not that funny actaully......

Agent Smith

Originally posted by gucci
rite lads u know the story,you and your mates go out together you see birds mingers or nice totty and various other faces+bodys who you have never spoke to but recurringly see and then you make a nickname for them so everyone knows who your talking about,this also applies for exs as well,i want your names people!!the funnier or crueler the better,and also a little explination as to how u created that name!

few to start you off a mates 1nite stand is known as sexual harrasment panda,as she trys 2hop on him anytime hes out

spinning top is another rather huge minger whos arse is ****ing massive and she basically looks like a spinning top-maybe its not that funny actaully......

i dont get it

Raphael

This is the most....interesting waste of server space i've seen in a while

rymus

yeaaaaaaas... interesting. I'm sure thats the word for it

BlitzKrieg

well i can only think of one at the mo...

Girl i see in my SU bar every wednsday at the same time exactly (10:15) she is meant to be in my uni and rumour has it she is quite well known (due to sports and *cough* other affairs) but i only ever see her on wednsday in the bar at 10:15 so i call her "Wednsday Girl" nothing amazing quite sad actually but hey u asked for it.




A m8 of mine is a complete nutter and he calls everyone either Dave...or Steve. Regardless of their real name.


just curious to where the cocaine comes into this?

pigeonbutler

Is your mates name Trigger by any chance?

Catsmokinpot

Originally posted by BlitzKrieg
just curious to where the cocaine comes into this?

think he was doing a cheezy punn of a system of a down song

thinks i know what hes on about

hes talking about nicknames that you give different types of people you know

but i think he was asking us did we have a certain nickname for a certain type of person but he didnt actually ask so umm..... this is confusing..

this is my first and last post on this thread cause its pointless

Kold

Ummm, Girl with big chin - Chinny byor
Sexy, nerd with no friends - The beautiful dork
Fat chicks - Fat byors
Girls with facial hair - Tashy Byors
Most girls in Cork - Knacker Byors
3 Sarahs in our year who are beautiful and incredibly nice - The DreiSarahBund
Ooh, this 5th year in our school who has mahoosive tats but due to excessive fake tan looks orange - Salmon tits
5th year who's incredibly pretty but incredibly thick - Really just a pretty face

smiaras

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Ste.phen

I thought a LOT of UCD girls did this?
I've seen enough butterfaces around Kevin St with this problem too.... what, do they use a Simpsons' style makeup shotgun?

"you've got it set to whore!"

Blitzkrieger

Where I used to work they had a nickname for everyone. I dread to think what mine was cos none of them was complementary. I think the best one was for a minger who always sat with a stunner in the canteen : "sits with tits"

I named a girl I met last Saturday "Speedy". Withing two minutes of meeting me (read : coming up to me on the street) she was acting like she wanted to have my babies. I don't know what I said but suddenly she went off in a huff.

Dave

Cappy Capperson - Because she always wore a baseball cap in lectures
Heifer - Obvious reasons
The roughster - Again, obvious reasons

Oriel

Stuff which will mean nothing to anybody, but anway:

"Pip-pop-pip"
"John"
"Jasmine"


Happy now?!

projectmayhem

Originally posted by rymus
yeaaaaaaas... interesting. I'm sure thats the word for it

i can think of a few others

catho_monster

oh, so many
lived on campus last year, apt had a huge window so we could see everyone (its amazing what you'll do when there's nothing on tv)
apt opposite us - monkey man - you can imagine why
apt next to us - 'my planet needs me' - cant remember how she got that one, but it suited her
apt above us - three guys (bear in mind, i lived with three girls) - 'fine ass' who funnily enough did finance (messed one of the girls around and is now called 'fat ass', his mate 'fine fella', and his mate 'fine fellas friend'. its all about the onomatapaeia!!!
not very original but they did the job!!

The Beer Baron

Our irc logs are pretty much filled with a strange and secret code, bits from movies, tv shows, old old jokes, private jokes and a language developed purely out of contempt and boredom. We apply it to various customers- as for the most part we don't know their names or wish to- we only know them by their looks, accents, and habits.

So, let's start with a bald asian guy with handlebar moustache = "Henchman#4"
See he looks like that henchman guy you see in every movie with a Chinese badguy or whatever- he's always standing there being an evil henchman.

Vlaahs: Anyone east of Germany- Poland, Russia, whatever- are known as Vlaah's.
It's that sort of fake Transylvanian Hollywood "Dracula just opens his mouth to show off his fangs and fans his cape theatrically- "vlaaa! I vahnt to sahk your blaahd! Vlaah!" - that's vlaah's. Certain customers are known for their specific vlaahness- the guy who uses some crazy vlaah icq client that crashes our machines all the time is known as VlaahCQ.

Hakkinas: Another term for all things Arabic- you listen to them talking for too long all you hear is this background drone of "hakkina hakkina hakkina hakkina!"

The "Fake" Prefix: The Fake Prefix is used in front of a nationality or other descriptive term, for example, "Fake German". All Dutch people are fake Germans. They might as well be German, so far as we're concerned they are. Also, anyone from any country who doesn't speak English and has either A, long blonde hair, B, looks grumpy 24/7 is also a Fake German. Meanwhile New Zealanders are Fake Aussies, Belgians are Fake Frogs- Finnish can be either Fake Germans or Fake Russians. Also- Fake-biker, wears bandanas and looks like a Hell's Angel minus the attitude or the bike. Actually he looks nothing like a Hells Angel but likes to think he is- lousey Fake Biker!

The "Top" Suffix: Black guy used to come in to us over and over with the same broken-ass laptop. Rather than go to all the trouble of saying, "the black guy with the laptop" or "the black guy's laptop" both he and his laptop were now universally refered to as the gemini-entity that was "Blacktop".
And so it started, Japanese girl that comes in- Japtop.
American guy- Fat-Top.
Guy who had a really **** laptop? Craptop.
Chinese guy- Choptop.
Gay guy with a laptop- Fagtop.
Mucktop- farmer.
Arab- Hakktop (there's the Hakkina again)
And so on and so forth.

The "Zilla" Suffix- not used much anymore- used to denote fat loud people.
Yankzilla- anamerican that excells at being fat and loud. Dykezilla, Krautzilla, etc, etc.

Gigglies: Girls who are young and giggle at me.

{Lesbians: girls who dont }

The "X/Y/Z" guy/girl: Some customers in voice, attitude, appearance or applications used warrant the description, for example, the Jimmy Saville Guy (some cockney oddball), The German CD Bastard, The Weird-head guy, Loud-Baby woman, That Annoying Albanian Headphones Guy, The Statoil One, That Pervey Packi, Nazi Punk, Fake Nazi and The Always Breaking his Computer Guy.

Other examples are:

Word: Black guy with minimal English who would approch the counter and simply say, "Word". Yeah man, Word!. Insists on using MS Word and, since we have a limited amount of word machines, often hangs around trying to get the people off them by swarming around them with loads of other big black guys.

El Dod: Spanish guy who plays Day of Defeat for hours on end.

Ryanairs: can't do a simple thing like book a flight on Ryanair, generally ask for help a thousand times a minute and end up printing 20 pages of "terms and conditions" when they only meant to print their confirmation number.

Eircoms: clueless computer users who come in to do boring things, look at fwd's of jokes and ancient photoshops such as, GW Bush- "The Turbanator" and "Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten". Ask questions about viruses they just heard about via RTE/The Sunday World.

Congos: "Can I make call?" asked the Congos, who call mobile phones in Zaire/Congo and get indignant over the price, "ah mahn iss tuu expensieve!"
Now any African customer that tries to stick us for money, complain about prices or haggle prices is a Congo.

Ice Congo: One of the Congos- looks like Ice Cube- well not really but anyways he does.

Leety McLeet: A veritable walking dictionary of technical acronyms and jargon- comes on all "I'm so l33t I know it all"- needs help to print from notepad.

The Beards/Beards: us.

Realise, as well, that all these words can be used as an adjetive, noun, verb, or whatever. i.e.- if someone's bitching about the price you can say you're being Congoed. If it's someone saying, "But I didn't mean to print all those pages", you can say, "I'm being congoed by these Ryanairs." To explain to someone on irc what it is you are actually doing you could simply type, "fúcking albanian headphones vlaah bastard and fake germans who can't print!"

Echo- feel free to add more.

Doc

There was a girl we used to call "Catflap" because she said she was straight but really swung both ways,

A guy called "Teapot" I think because he had to do the I’m a little teapot dance with his pants around his ankles,

A girl called "Rat" because she looked like one and a large and ever increasing group of guys called "The Rat pack" who had slept with her,

A guy called "No Job" because he looked like odd job from the James Bond movies but was always asking people to lend him money,

A guy called "Stella" because he gets pissed on two pints of Stella.

I’ve got loads more...

Squall

3 Sarahs in our year who are beautiful and incredibly nice - The DreiSarahBund

Hehe, I like it

Kone

Bitchface! that's my favourite!

The Beer Baron

A guy called "No Job" because he looked like odd job from the James Bond movies but was always asking people to lend him money,

bwaahaha- dunno why that just made me burst out laughing.
I love that absolutly crap dry humour. It's the best.

xx

Jenna - a bird in college that I've named Jenna because she looks like a pornstar.

Stan - burd I used to get jiggy with occasionally, total stalker though so I named her Stan after the Eminem song.

Mamasan - the manager of a bar in my home town. Called Mamasan because all the barmaids she hires are really hot and look like hookers. Explanation: Mamasan is a thai term (I think) for the female manager of a brothel.

Wah / arg / bah - general universal terms that you say when one of my mates asks you how you are doing and you can't be bothered answering.

Cute Nose - a bird who gets the same bus as me every day. Has a cute nose (and ass).

'I'm better than you' - nickname of one of my mates who will always try to prove that he's better than you at anything.....and he usually is too......b@stard!

Greased thunder - term for farting.

Scooter and Skeeter - two sisters in a place where I used to work, both hot.

Incredible Sulk - a guy who gets the same bus as us and is always whinging about something like "its too hot/cold/dark/wet/ etc etc etc"

One-balled bandit - local video store owner. Rumours are that he has one nut.


feckin' loads more than that though

bug

There was a really pretty girl in our year in college, she was really classical looking with dark red hair and ample cleavage and the lads were trying to figure out what it was she reminded them of..a wild west whore was the general consensus.
this eventually got shortened to "the whore" and as nobody could ever remember her real name, this went on for three years, and got so frequent and normal it didnt even raised a smirk after a while in conversation

Then there was "misery" -looked like cathy whatserface and "the little boy" an annoying girl who looked like a boy , and "nervous breakdown candidate"- self explanatory. "Plastic face" was another one. There were lots

Raphael

Originally posted by xx
Explanation: Mamasan is a thai term (I think) for the female manager of a brothel

Japanese term. unlesss james clavell made a big mistake in shogun

uberwolf

bus girl, girl we had seen around frequently appreciated, and when one of the lads moved was on his bus. bus girl. Hot little lass.

pigeonbutler

"The Best Looking Girl in the world":
It may sound a bit over-superlative but myself and my mate were whiling away the Summer last August in Golden Island Shopping Centre, Athlone when we saw the most beautiful girl either us had ever seen. She was about 17/18, long legs, slim but with ample curves in all the right places, long straight copper/red hair and was perfect. We'd never seen her before (Very strange for a town this size) and have never seen here since

Ever since she's been described as "The Best Looking Girl in the world"

[Preacher]

I know a guy who was in a car accident which killed his entire family and left him very very badly scarred all over his body and face. (Due to a petrol leak and not being able to get out of the car) We dubbed him Melt Man.








I'll get my coat.

JackKelly

"Big Baps" and "banana hands" are the only one's that spring to mind

by the way , is "physco groupie cocaine " taken from he S.O.A.D. song?

xx

Originally posted by Raphael
Japanese term. unlesss james clavell made a big mistake in shogun

Jap term eh? I guess so, when you consider the use of the word 'san' in japanese language.

angelofdeath

Originally posted by TimAy
"Big Baps" and "banana hands" are the only one's that spring to mind

by the way , is "physco groupie cocaine " taken from he S.O.A.D. song?

yus, its called pyscho and its on the toxicity album

Giblet

Burst Teabag : She's got loads of freckles.
"The Rack" : Pair of tits with woman attached.