Would you sign this petition?

Raphael

It's a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." They want it banned because

1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Would you support this petition?

Johnny Versace

What is it used for etc.?

Lucifer

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Pink Bunny

No. (very clever)

dictatorcat

I hear it's a very serious problem here, especially now in winter when it is present in increased amounts.

tba

Originally posted by Lucifer
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Originally posted by link
in cult rituals,

sionnach

roflmao very clever

Johnny Versace

From dhmo.org...

What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

...

by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),

Ummm... what?

tba

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
From dhmo.org...

What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

...

by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),

Ummm... what?

Dont forget the seintologists

Pink Bunny

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
What is it used for etc.?

It's good for the hair. I wash mine in it everyday. I don't care about the danger-I drink it as well because it gives my skin a healthy glow (or maybe that's all the chemicals).
I like liven life on the Edge.

angelofdeath

some interesting related sites:

the dhmo song link

the other side link

sceptre

Hmmm, sometimes I worry for the future of humanity, I really do.

This was originally part of a science project (or more of a psychology project I suppose) wasn't it?

I hear those caflicks use it in some kind of cult ritual after babbies are born.

Catsmokinpot

rofl

can it improve my sexlife?

tba

Originally posted by Catsmokinpot
rofl

can it improve my sexlife?

A wonder drug?

Capt'n Midnight

It is truly scary
During the wars in China there was a dilebrate release of DHMO that killed one million people.

Lyophilization would be a partial solution.

And the coverup continues - doctors have played down reports of it's presence in all tumours.

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This is almost as bad as Deuterium Hydroxide which is now present in most water supplies in the united states. Sources in the Nuclear industy have denied it came from them - but they are the main users..

Kold

No, I wouldn't sign your silly petition, I'd hit you until you moved out of my way. Hippy peasant.

The Beer Baron

Is this more anti smoking nonsense?

Havelock

To the non-chemically aware H20, or water.

Duffman

bah, you've ruined it now

Caliden

ban it to hell!!!!

pffft H2O, who needs it.??? i got my powerade!!!!

rymus

theres nerd humour.. theres extreme nerd humour and then theres this.

zAbbo

It widdens/relaxes the anal muscles, similar to Poppers

Guy:Incognito

bloody nerds, to spite them lets get this made into a real petition and get water banned, thatll learn em.:D

JackKelly

haha:D

i was there thinking,
"perfect time to practice my chemistry,hmmmm 2 h's and one O, that makes....... 0_o "

reigninblood

Ummmm ok so this stuff basically is at the root of all evil that goes on in the world? Anyone else think that this stuff being blamed for:
1). School Violence
2). The El Nino Weather effect
4). Cancer

is a bit weird. They aren't really related. My flight was delayed last week... do you think that was DHMO as well?

Raphael

well if your flight was delayed due to stormy weather, then most definatly

Capt'n Midnight

Random blood testing of air traffic controllers has detected high levels of it .

DHMO has also been associated with GMO foods !
The meat industry has long been suspected of deliberatley adding it to their products though it has been denied as "part of normal processing"

woosaysdan

Originally posted by reigninblood
Ummmm ok so this stuff basically is at the root of all evil that goes on in the world? Anyone else think that this stuff being blamed for:
1). School Violence
2). The El Nino Weather effect
4). Cancer

is a bit weird. They aren't really related. My flight was delayed last week... do you think that was DHMO as well?

whats 3). memory loss?:)

vibe666

i was swimming in the sea once and there had been a huge spillage of DHMO and i accidentally swallowed a load of it that had been mixed with the deadly compound NaCl and i nearly choked!:rolleyes:

/cues the 'how low can you go' tune.

rymus

*beats vibe about the head with a large amount of Fe*

vibe666

I forgot the wise words of my dear old dad, who said to me one day out on the farm 'son, you'll have to remember that when you're trying to be funny, it's always wise to include some sort of an element of humour'.

wild_eyed

does it come in a minty sweet form, and if so, i got be a reseller at hippy parades?

Ryaner

A recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver and Arkansas, Dihydrogen Monoxide was involved

Thats make me say yes ban it. Doubt I'd stop to sign it tho.

moderate intake of DHMO prior to engaging in sexual activity may enhance performance

Makes me thinks, hmmm where do I buy this

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by vibe666
deadly compound NaCl and i nearly choked!:rolleyes:

Natrium Chloride - nasty evil stuff

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by wild_eyed
does it come in a minty sweet form, and if so, i got be a reseller at hippy parades?

No one of the problems with it is that is more or less taste and odour free - which makes it particularly incidious expecially for the children.
Some tribal groups claim to be able to smell it after they have gone cold turkey for a few days - but very few have been able to give it up fully due to the cravings. (Strange as it sounds it is used in certain ceremonies by those tribes)

reigninblood

Im sorry but I can't get my head around this. So this stuff is present in every cancer and is responsible for every violent act commited by man and responsible for every weather disturbance? Why the hell haven't I heard of it before! So people campaigning against leaded ful and guns etc are wating their time? Its all down to this stuff?
Sounds like you are looking for miracle cure to the worlds problems. what are you gonna do when it is banned and bad things keep happening?..........."Uuuuuummm it wasn't the DHMO it was...........CHEESE! Yes do you know that in the autopsies of all serial killers high levels of cheese were found? Hitler was addicted to cheese! Extremely high deposits of cheese have been found in the ruins of the Iran earthquake. It was a piece of chees that damaged the wing of the chalenger shutlle causing it to explode. Sign my petition STOP THE US GOVERNMENT USING CHEESE TO COOL NUCLEAR REACTORS! THEY ARE PLAYING WITH OUR LIVES!!"

Raphael

i think someone didnt get it...

vibe666

Originally posted by Raphael
i think someone didnt get it...

I think he did, and is just being very subtle about it. see his last statement:

Originally posted by reigninblood
STOP THE US GOVERNMENT USING CHEESE TO COOL NUCLEAR REACTORS! THEY ARE PLAYING WITH OUR LIVES!!"

substitute 'cheese' for 'DHMO' and it becomes a true statement.

unless he was just being thick and stumbled onto it.:D

BlitzKrieg

it took me awhile to click


me no nerd


roflmao when i did cop on.

koneko

Originally posted by sceptre
This was originally part of a science project (or more of a psychology project I suppose) wasn't it?

Those crazy kids
http://www.snopes.com/toxins/dhmo.htm

reigninblood

No I didnt actually get it! Ha. Didnt read any of the earlier posts saying it was water. Actually quite proud I didnt get it. The day I can recognise the kind of joke some bloke who needs his mother to put his ear medecine in for him would make up as what it is would be a sad day.
This is the geek equivalent of the old "spell it"..." ....I...T..." joke when you were like 7!

DMT

dihydrogen monoxide == water

gheyest thread ever tbh