Imaginary girlfriend?

Johnny Versace · 25-01-2004 7:18pm #1

Word up.

Search on ebay for "imaginary girlfriend".

Sweet mother of holy Jebus.

hedgetrimmer · 25-01-2004 7:21pm

And who said money can't buy the trappings of love... lol

Kinda tragic, though...

Lump · 25-01-2004 7:51pm

DO they take visa.... /me orders one

John

Winters · 25-01-2004 7:56pm

There's a Hooters one going for like $130 and non-hooters for $1. You pay top dollar's for names, even with imaginary girlfriends.

Placebo · 25-01-2004 9:40pm

Oh My god !
LOL what a great idea.

Get a girls pic and post it up saying whatever, send the sucker a letter each month,
weird doing it but think about the money

lol, nah, hell with that, although thats just crazy, imagenary girlfriend, LOL.

its as bad as, My soul for 20 $

Deadwing · 26-01-2004 1:41am

Sometimes i think all my girlfriends have been imaginary.

passive · 26-01-2004 1:54am

they generally have...

or inflatable

(or underage)

Tellox · 26-01-2004 4:56am

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3171767348&category=317

She's a bit of a minger, but she's got quite a few bids..

robbie1876 · 26-01-2004 4:59am

After our 30 day relationship ends, you can dump me however you please. If you want, I can even write you , one last letter begging you to take me back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This in no way makes me your actual girlfriend.

Cabaal · 26-01-2004 9:25am

its amazing what some people will do for money, but then again if there's a market (and there obviously must be) why not try and cash in?

/me imagines a 40 year old man IM'ing and e-mailing romantic letters to people who win the auctions

woosaysdan · 26-01-2004 9:30am

i have a great Imaginary girlfriend!!! her name was pam and she had 5 sexy sisters. she's always there for me whenever i want her and never complains!!!

Töpher · 26-01-2004 10:28am

Getting quite scared looking at how many people have actually bid on these things! :dunno:

Deadwing · 26-01-2004 10:50am

Originally posted by passive
they generally have...

or inflatable

(or underage)

VIRGIN!! *L*

Tyrrial · 26-01-2004 11:00am

now thats comedy

DRakE · 26-01-2004 11:23am

worse than that MINGER selling her virginity for £10,000

elexes · 26-01-2004 1:07pm

think its time for me to ask various female friends can i take there picture to send it around the globe as a way to make cash ....

Squall · 26-01-2004 5:01pm

Hmmm must get a paypal account

.................or not

SheroN · 26-01-2004 5:12pm

Funniest **** i've seen in quiet a while.

dod · 26-01-2004 5:19pm

Imaginary girlfriends require so much less maintenance than the real life ones. But they're obviously equally deranged and demanding.

Trojan · 26-01-2004 5:35pm

I offer to be your imaginary boyfriend for one week for free! This is a one-time offer, as seen on ebay!

For the week I will:

- read and answer your emails as much as you like
- listen to you b!tch about your friends on the phone
- have lots of monkey sex with you
- let you cook or buy me dinner and beer

At the end of the week the relationship will end - remember, it's only an imaginary relationship!

This is a one-time offer. PM for more details.

Al.

Agent Smith · 26-01-2004 5:40pm

lol sad isnt it

Trojan · 26-01-2004 5:48pm

Originally posted by agent smith
lol sad isnt it

Hell no, I think it's a great idea!

Keep those PMs rolling in ladies!

(admins: you need to increase the max PMs to over 50 please).

Al.

Agent Smith · 26-01-2004 6:21pm

now now lets not boast,

Imaginary girlfriend?

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