Things to do to make Lord of the Rings more fun

dod

(This poster has never seen The Lord of the Rings).

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell
loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while
screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and
shout:
"I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try
to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return
quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip
every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf
went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."

8. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to
Ethiopians

9. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the
end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

10. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of
you on the back of the neck.

11. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle
of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

12. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

13. Ask people around you who they think is the next
"Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the
future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

14. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march
to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

15. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's
what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes
before you get kicked out of the theatre.

16. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire,
"Where's Wally?"

17. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a
single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the
movie.

18. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it
better."

anthonymcg

Legend. Did you get that from somewhere else? How could you not have seen the film?

Jokah

Very funny , I love those kinda things.


My mate is notorious for doing stuff similar to that.

Say about 4-5 of us are having a meal in a packed restaurant, and its coming towards the end of the meal where everyone is relaxed and chatting.

He would be casually chatting to one of us (one of the male friends in the group), and then out of the blue, stand up and say very loudly

"No I will not sleep with you. You have been pestering me all evening and I don't know how many times I have told you, I am not Gay!" Then he storms leaving everyone embarrassed, especially the person he directed the comment to.

Of course he got his ideas from emails and websites, but it is very funny IMO, to see it happen in real life.

" Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip"

I'm definitely playing this game at the weekend.

sionnach

Originally posted by dod
(This poster has never seen The Lord of the Rings).
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."

13. Ask people around you who they think is the next
"Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the
future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's
what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes
before you get kicked out of the theatre.

classic

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7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.Anderson"

I have to admit that when I watched LOTR ROTK every time I saw him on the screen I had to stop myself from shouting this out as loud as I could. I think I need to stop listening to the voices.

anthonymcg

I don't find that Mr. Anderson one funny at all really. Guess it's cos it's a bit obvious.

mycroft

I don't find that Mr. Anderson one funny at all really. Guess it's cos it's a bit obvious.

You could always stand up and shout "Just what the world needs; a hobbit in a frock ona rock"

Imaginary tenner for the first person who gets the reference.

Giblet

I admit to actually doing 5 & 7.

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Originally posted by mycroft
You could always stand up and shout "Just what the world needs; a hobbit in a frock ona rock"

Imaginary tenner for the first person who gets the reference.

Adventures Of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

mycroft

here you go, try not to spend it in one place.....

Seriously I suspect theres some weird clause in the Australian and New Zealand film finance act which states "Any film, filming here must include Hugo Weaving in some capacity".

See here

The chick in whale rider, him in drag, honest injun.

angelofdeath

similar one here with some different ones

sceptre

19. At the end of the movie, call out loudly "Why didn't the Wookie get a medal?"

Only two people laughed at me:(

"No I will not sleep with you. You have been pestering me all evening and I don't know how many times I have told you, I am not Gay!" Then he storms leaving everyone embarrassed, especially the person he directed the comment to.

Here's a little variation but you don't get to see the result (and I'm only posting it because I'm bored of doing it). Next time you're on a bus, just before a stop, shout loudly at some girl standing next to you "I don't give a **** what you say, it's not my ****ing baby!". Then quickly get off. I'm 28, I can't be doing this any more.

BoobeR

why not post this under humour? its quite funny.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by dod
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip
every time someone says: "The Ring."

Only a sip???

****ing lightweights!


One I've done at a house party once, was in the Two Towers, when they arrive at helms deep, I shouted out "It's just a model!"

Kold

Went to see it after school, were doing macbeth last class. When Gollum went for the ring n fell off the cliff I said "His vaulting ambition was his downfall"... I'll get my coat...

sceptre

Originally posted by AngelWhore
One I've done at a house party once, was in the Two Towers, when they arrive at helms deep, I shouted out "It's just a model!"

"No, let's not go to Helm's Deep after all. It is a silly place"

Agent Smith

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson

sad to say i did that one

Johnny Versace

Or sit at the back of the theatre and jerk off while muttering "my precious"? For dramatic effect be crying at the same time!

Scary... BOO!