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Gay Baby

UnrealQueen · 2004-01-11 02:04:00

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight,…

11-01-2004 2:04am

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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "He's happy now, ... but just wait until we take the soother out of his ass."

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#2 11-01-2004 2:12am

Exit

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I just pissed myself laughing. No, really.

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#3 11-01-2004 1:22pm

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Mwahahahahaha! Class

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#4 11-01-2004 2:29pm

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ROFL thats brill:D

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#5 11-01-2004 2:44pm

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Nope, don't like it. Not a dinner table joke anyway.

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#6 11-01-2004 3:09pm

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i have dinner with my tv

okay joke though

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#7 11-01-2004 3:19pm

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Got a laugh out of me

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