Lucky Frog

UnrealQueen

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit. 9 Iron"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be
a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?"the man asks.
"Ribbit. 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the
man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
"OK where to next?"
The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table,the man asks, "What do you think
I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you,
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

quank

heehee made me s******

Pugsley

lol

kmart6

rofl,thats class:D

Töpher

hehe!

Capt'n Midnight

Prefer the original version (abridged)
Once upon a time this man rescued a frog and took it home and cleaned it and took it in to his bed to keep it warm and was shocked to find it's turned into a 12 year old boy next morning. And thus rests the case for the defense.

The other story is too implausable ...