Nuclear Physics

Kazu

Nuclear Physics
>A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the
>stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
>will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
>passenger."Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
>and
>said to the >stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
>"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
>"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But
>let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
>grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
>turns
>out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
>you suppose that is?""Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
>"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel
>qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

quank

heard it in many a versions
but still good