You say 'skanger' ... I say ' chav '

shabbyroad

Friend in the UK just sent this to me.

Be afraid, be very afraid

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

passive

that is kinda scary.....so very similar...but i'm sure the chavs would hate our skangers..so we could just bring boatloads of them over and have them fight to the death?
then the survivors could have an accident :rolleyes:

rymus

a truly chilling vision of an under-explored sub-culture. I soiled myself...several times.

Yeah I don't think that knacks like "prodies" and chavs probably don't like "paddys"...maybe we could let them meet together on some island and kill each other?


just a thought...

spongebob

ayia napa next summer maybe ?

M

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by utility_
Yeah I don't think that knacks like "prodies" and chavs probably don't like "paddys"...maybe we could let them meet together on some island and kill each other?


just a thought...

In a large arena with that star trek fighting music and we past bets on the who wins?

Zaphod B

Chavs eh... new one to me, must remember to use it from now on
In my experience 'townies' and 'kevs' are the more common designations, with 'pikey' applied if subject is criminal as opposed to merely a twat.


"She keeps inflating her fake plastic tits, hoping that her male Chav fans will not realise she's actually a complete minger!"
ROFL too true... try explaining to anyone wearing Adidas that Jordan is ugly... it's like trying to hold a sensible political discussion with a KKK member

Edit: 2 minutes later I no longer have any respect for that website; it puts Jet Li in the same category as Vin Diesel... blasphemy says I.

Zaphod B

Originally posted by passive
that is kinda scary.....so very similar...but i'm sure the chavs would hate our skangers..so we could just bring boatloads of them over and have them fight to the death?
then the survivors could have an accident :rolleyes:

Love the idea but sadly twould never work... they'd insist on taking their cars, on the boat they'd try to outdo each other's sound systems and the combined effect of all their stupidly excessive bass would sink the boat... now that I think about it that's a pretty happy ending for me... you'd still be stuck with your skangers though :P

Exit

Lock them all in a big death bowl, and put crates of Dutch Gold in the middle. Let them fight to the death for it, and let the victors drink themselves to death.

Failing that, just put poison in every can of Dutch.

ferdi

Originally posted by Exit
just put poison in every can of Dutch.

"oooh, look at me - i drink heineken."

you tosser, just wait till you learn the art of the dutch.

- the king

Exit

I've often bought it in my cheap student days. It's piss.

Zaphod B

In the interests of furthering this fascinating inter-cultural war on ****, I'd say Stella is now the official drink of the townie/kev in the UK. I'd also add those sh!tty cheap black jackets with the blatantly fake fur on the hood to the list of male townie uniform - I was in Dagenham (a lovely place to live) yesterday and EVERY member of the male gender under 30 was wearing one.

I've still never heard of a chav though

Pepe LeFrits

I can see a problem with your plan Exit - in doing so you'd eliminate an entire generation of student wasters, leaving the country to eventually be taken over by bible-bashing tea totallers bent on a perfect state of boredom!

diarmy

only thing is kaids, these scumbags aren't students! They wouldn't know Freud if he kicked some muther f***in ass! They're scum, who should, by all rights, be executed.

All these laws about hazards in the environment, and trying to preserve Ireland's beauty,.... when will the government declare the thugs outlaws and we can eliminate the scourge of humanity, burn the caravans, bomb their hideouts and kill them all.... and if we've got time, the Dutch Gold factory... let's face it... it's horrible!

Pepe LeFrits

Eh, students live on Dutch.

simu

Funnily, the people in "chav" of the month looked positively elegant compared to the average Cork skanger.

That burberry thing dosen't seem to have caught on in Ireland either. Not yet anyway.

Stark

Yeah I was like "jasus, those people look normal", not at all inbred like the Cork/Dublin skangers.

Originally posted by k.oriordan
Yeah I was like "jasus, those people look normal", not at all inbred like the Cork/Dublin skangers.

yeah...normal to a CHAV

simu

yeah...normal to a CHAV

normal compared to an IRISH chav.

Anybody here in one of Ireland's cities got a camera phone to prove this?:)

I'd like to advise everyone to keep their camera phones hidden while anywhere in the vicinity of a CHAV

simu

I'd like to advise everyone to keep their camera phones hidden while anywhere in the vicinity of a CHAV

Good call. You could take pictures discreetly in a crowded place like a shopping centre (with, importantly, security guards) or from the distance in a car or something.

Is it legal to post ppl's photos that have been taken secretly on the web though? They did it on that site but it seems a bit dodgy to me.

Stark

AFAIK it's illegal, although newspapers are always posting pictures of people without their permission and getting away with it. Not like the skangers would find out anyway.

SuperStudent

Originally posted by utility_
Yeah I don't think that knacks like "prodies" and chavs probably don't like "paddys"...maybe we could let them meet together on some island and kill each other?

Interesting thought. Where have I heard such amazing logic before!? Oh yes, teeniebopper republicans 'they should get all the Orange b*stards on a boat and send them back to england' - same train of thought!? Maybe.

Lump

Yea, living in Carlisle Charvers are common place around here!

Right scum bags tbh.

John

maxheadroom

Originally posted by k.oriordan
AFAIK it's illegal, although newspapers are always posting pictures of people without their permission and getting away with it. Not like the skangers would find out anyway.

I don't think it is, once you have no 'expectation of privacy' or similar legal term.

super_furry

Don't forget the Scottish tribe of this species the 'Neds' http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/glaNedGal.html

Stark

Originally posted by SuperStudent
Interesting thought. Where have I heard such amazing logic before!? Oh yes, teeniebopper republicans 'they should get all the Orange b*stards on a boat and send them back to england' - same train of thought!? Maybe.

If we send the teeniebopper republicans off on a boat with them will that keep you happy?

ixoy

Originally posted by k.oriordan
If we send the teeniebopper republicans off on a boat with them will that keep you happy?

It'd keep me happy! Cleanse the lad of the filth that encrusts it, sweep it of the decay. Goodbye skangers, farewell scum! So basically we'll need a lot of boats... Lots and lots. An armada. We can help pay for it by televising the onboard fighting! Pay-per-view to increase revenue. If it works in "Battle Royale" then it can be a phonema for us too

Also this is my 1000th post! WUHOO! I officially have no life now!!! :cool:

Sarky

Easier to just leave Ireland, I think.

That's my plan, anyway. Find a nice country to move to, then cheerfully watch this place slide into oblivion.

Exit

That's my plan.

EVERY country has their "CHAVS". Just because all chavs in the Brittish isles look alike, it doesn't mean that other countries don't have their trouble makers just because they don't look the same as OUR trouble makers...


I really like this chavs word, I must say.

SuperStudent

Sounds good. What about Canada? No, I don't like Canadians. Holland, no, Germany, no, France no, Afircan, South American, Arabic, Oriental, all no. Where are there countries where there are no roaming gangs of young lads? Nowhere. Solution, kill all young lads.

ixoy

Originally posted by SuperStudent
Solution, kill all young lads.

Alas it's not restricted to young lads. What about the young skanger ladies? With their large hoop earring, flimsy tracksuit, bulging bellies, and their prams in front of them? Since they're the onces who will birth new skanger souls, surely they need to be taken up as well?

Big Chief

that site dont work...

simu

EVERY country has their "CHAVS". Just because all chavs in the Brittish isles look alike, it doesn't mean that other countries don't have their trouble makers just because they don't look the same as OUR trouble makers...

True. They have them in France as well. They dress slightly differently but you can tell straight away from their behaviour.

Exit

What I was saying didn't make sense.

simu

Skangers are us!

oneweb

Originally posted by simu
Skangers are us!

Jaysus, I laffed me bleedin' sox off when I saw dat! Class, man, class. ("What happens when ye call Anto a knacker")

Executive Steve

http://www.scallycentral.com

that site is the bomb! check the galleries!

oh yeah its also broken new ground through forst identifying a new subspecies, the "choth" - a chav who dresses like a goth!

simu

Out of curiosity, is the word "stella" used for a skanger girl anywhere else besides Cork?