If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Midgets in Vegas

Kazu · 2004-01-07 01:39:39

Two midgets decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first midget is disappointed, however, as he's unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of,…

07-01-2004 1:39am

#1

Kazu

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2003

Posts: 1065

Two midgets decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first midget is disappointed, however, as he's unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!"

0

Comments

#2 07-01-2004 7:59pm

kmart6

Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2003

Posts: 13856

posted r3ecently but still made me laugh:)

0