Death Test

SHAMAN

Everyone should take this test. It's at www.thespark.com
You've probably heard of it before, if not, this site is filled with personality tests etc. A good laugh, if nothing else.

SHAMAN

Against all odds, I'm going to live to be eighty-four, apparently, with a 3% chance of being killed by an angry mob.

Paddy20

Well no surprises there for me. Apparently I will die on the 24th March 2012, from another Heart attack. 29% certainty.

Personally, I will be very surprised if I live that long ?.. No regrets or fear either.

P.:ninja:

SHAMAN

Same here (though it's a half inhalf of "not intending to" and "knowing that I won't"). Still, nice to have optimism.

Big Ears

i will die in at september 19th 2069 at the grand old age of 80. Most likely of cancer
22% heart attack 15% and alien abduction14 %. also third degree burns 11% alcohlism 9% suicide 6% drowning 6% and homicide 5%.

sounds good to me


i also got mastermind in the personality test.

SHAMAN

Yeah I got 23% Cancer I think, it was a while ago when I took it. Heart attack was next, and then they started getting more ridiculous. The Personality Test was surprisingly accurate for me.

conZ

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 22, 2061
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (6%)


Good to hear

Gillie

June 27, 2038
at the age of 59 years old.

Most likely cancer!

Can't wait to see if it comes true!:p

Mossy Monk

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 3, 2048
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Loneliness (6%)


it says 67 is average so

blondie83

Did this before, apparently I'm going at some stage in April 2049, can't remember the exact date. I'm also going to make my first million in 2012:D

Capt'n Midnight

November 27, 2040

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. :EEK:

Other Tests

The Death Test 	           13,765,252 taken
The Purity Test             11,844,408 taken
The Sex Test                10,905,979 taken
The Personality Test 	10,982,577 taken

The Gay Test 	              6,297,850 taken
The Bitch Test 	               8,443,760 taken
The Slut Test 	                6,969,976 taken

The Un-Telligence Test 	  5,334,035 taken
The Gender Test 	  5,209,427 taken

The Dateable Test  	1,414,203 taken
The Love Test 	            561,409 taken
The Best Friend Test 	335,668 taken
The Compatibility Test 	137,901 taken

Agent Smith

i should have died 4 months and 5 days's ago.......




gulp

Grom

85 nice one however id rather go at 75

Hope I can get it up at that age if not viagra ere I come wouldnt that be a nice way to go tbh+

BKtje

78 and 23% chance i die from cancer.

Of all the ways i wanted to go, cancer is one of my least favs

In the personality test i got an Accounatant, altho i dont really eveer see myself as an accountant the description was pretty accurate.

Grom

ah cancer **** it you die you die im getting aids tbh.

On a side note that 8% chance of an alien abduction looks alright

AL][EN

Ahhh thespark.com

i found this site a few years ago while googling by accident for something else its pretty funny the tests are realy good,



Im gonna Die on June 17, 2049 at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (5%)


The worrying fact is i have a more likely chance of being abducted by aliens (11%) than being murdered!! (8%)

ll=llannah

January 10, 2047.

i will be 60.

sniff.

And I will most likely die from Alcoholism or an Alien Abduction, it says.

Barry Aldwell

February 17, 2053, at the age of 65.

Most likely by cancer (35% chance)

Or:
Heart Attack (12%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)

I find the alcoholism one unusual, as I don't drink

Shamo

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 24, 2057
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


hm electrolysis?

Better give up social smoking though!

fizzy

March 2, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

eek! i dont like those cancer odds :dunno:
still, like barry i don't drink so i'll take them odds with as much salt as i put on my chips

JohnK

Looks like I'm going to die on April 20, 2050 at the age of 68 years old.

most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Auto-Fellatio (17%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

tman

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 9, 2042
at the age of 59 years old.

sweet, plenty of time left.

echomadman

November 20, 2025
at the age of 46 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


seems fair....

BoobeR

September 3, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Heh, and i consider myself fit :dunno: hahaha xD .. Wild Animal Mauling (8%) (o0h) lmao

phreak

August 26, 2047
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

coldenmean

March 16, 2038
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)

hmmm.. now im thinkin i may go for the alien abduction thing.. now that may be worth dyin young for...
:cool:
but yeah.. i drink an smoke like no tomorrow so i aint terribly surprised at the result....

entropi

Apparently, this is when and how i'm gonna die :P

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 15, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:


Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Confusion (5%)

72 years old.. not bad tbh, but i could drop dead tomorrow for all i know.