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Strangest thing you ever bought

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  • 31-12-2003 2:15am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭


    What is the strangest thing you ever bought. I was just looking at iwantoneofthose.com . It should be called whowouldwantoneofthose.com. I mean look at the crap they are selling...
    a gyroscopic arm strengthener and a
    an airzooka, a thing that blows air at you for no apparant reason. Weird or what!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭silja


    Was bought for me:
    Penguin swizzle stick (for making foamed milk for cappuchinos). When in use it looks rather obscene...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    The airzooka would be fun if it worked well but it probably doesn't.

    I dunno what the strangest thing I've bought is. Maybe this stupid plastic fish that curled up in your hand depending on how hot it was. I never have had enough money to waste much on useless crap.


  • Registered Users Posts: 190 ✭✭preytec


    a gyroscopic arm strengthener
    i've used one and i have to say it was good for a laugh, maybe you should spend some time trying out new things before you bagger them online


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    87 bananas.

    i asked for a bag.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    we have an airzooka here tis fun:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    The strangest thing I ever bought was a little witches hat for my smooth collie at a dog show . It was Halloween , she looked ..... kinda cute ....and if "that" Greyhound could wear a bowtie then Beth could wear a hat . ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Originally posted by skittishkitten
    The strangest thing I ever bought was a little witches hat for my smooth collie at a dog show . It was Halloween , she looked ..... kinda cute ....and if "that" Greyhound could wear a bowtie then Beth could wear a hat . ;)

    Oh the poor dogs... Im reporting you to the ISPCA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    Theres more weird and wacky stuff here. But this is just for the guys :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭ando


    weirdest thing I've bought is a jumping pair of tits


    you'd wind them up, and they would jump forwards, quite like a frog :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    i bought i a masturbation kit once :D
    in it was a condom, some lube, and this stupid practice bulls eye thing

    only cost €5 or so :rolleyes:

    anyway, i threw it away the same day.... at somelittle kids of course
    :ninja:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭ur mentor


    an acre of the moon
    It was for a farming friend who was always complaining that land was too dear, there was never any for sale near him. (I told him he could at least see this acre)
    Had quite a laugh about it at the tim


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    Originally posted by quank
    practice bulls eye thing

    oh lord, that's the funniest thing i've heard today! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    I once bought 27 oranges...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Originally posted by quank
    i bought i a masturbation kit once :D
    in it was a condom, some lube, and this stupid practice bulls eye thing

    only cost €5 or so :rolleyes:

    anyway, i threw it away the same day.... at somelittle kids of course
    :ninja:

    Ewwwwwwwww! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    a small windup jumping cock with two little red plastic feet.

    It backflipped.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭ando


    Originally posted by SyxPak
    a small windup jumping cock with two little red plastic feet.

    It backflipped.

    Yeah Yeah I think I've seen them. They were beside the jumping tits in the shop :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Crimson


    i knew this topic was gona get dirty:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    A friend of mine bought femidoms instead of condoms once. That was funny...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    Originally posted by Crimson
    i knew this topic was gona get dirty:p

    Yep! It was just a matter of time til the sickos found the thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    I got the Powerball for Christmas and its muchos fun! We are always having competitions in my house to see who can get the highest RPM. Its great so don't bash it till you try it :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    Originally posted by D-Generate
    I got the Powerball for Christmas and its muchos fun! We are always having competitions in my house to see who can get the highest RPM. Its great so don't bash it till you try it :)

    Is that the sports training thingy? for strengthening your wrist and grip?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Originally posted by sci0x
    Theres more weird and wacky stuff here. But this is just for the guys :D

    were not aloud air guns in this country but were aloud mini tanks that fire pellets/BB's. Tanks that fire pellets : excellant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Crimson


    Originally posted by Big Ears
    were not aloud air guns in this country but were aloud mini tanks that fire pellets/BB's. Tanks that fire pellets : excellant



    ha ha !!! just thinkin of some kids driveing around in there little tanks:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 615 ✭✭✭Hydromonkey


    Once bought 60 pokemon movie soundtrack CDs. All in the name of a bit of profit, had to go to 4 cd shops to get them all. Strange enough though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    Somebody bought me a novelty snowman condon, complete with nose and twiggy arms...very odd (and, I'd imagine, unusable).

    Oddest thing I bought recently is probably an action figure of Albert Einstein, complete with chalk-arm action.:D


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,099 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    One of those inflateable aliens you see at concerts sometimes. For the life of me i can't remember why...:dunno:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭sci0x


    I havnt bought this but it just another strange thing a person could buy. Its a Lightning Reaction.

    "Simply confirm the number of players, depress the circular panel in the centre and listen as it glows red and the air fills with the wail of a banshee. A green light signifies the All Clear and then the reaction race begins. The victim isn't chosen randomly – the last person to press the button on their receiver suffers the sizzling - but when you're laughing at someone else's misfortune, just remember, the next electric shock might have your name on it!"


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,099 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I was playing that new years eve, brialliant! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I was given Lightning Reacton for christmas. I have yet to find someone drunk enough to try it on, though.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall




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