Strangest thing you ever bought

sci0x · 31-12-2003 2:15am #1

What is the strangest thing you ever bought. I was just looking at iwantoneofthose.com . It should be called whowouldwantoneofthose.com. I mean look at the crap they are selling...
a gyroscopic arm strengthener and a
an airzooka, a thing that blows air at you for no apparant reason. Weird or what!

silja · 31-12-2003 1:38pm

Was bought for me:
Penguin swizzle stick (for making foamed milk for cappuchinos). When in use it looks rather obscene...

MrNuked · 31-12-2003 1:47pm

The airzooka would be fun if it worked well but it probably doesn't.

I dunno what the strangest thing I've bought is. Maybe this stupid plastic fish that curled up in your hand depending on how hot it was. I never have had enough money to waste much on useless crap.

preytec · 31-12-2003 1:47pm

a gyroscopic arm strengthener

i've used one and i have to say it was good for a laugh, maybe you should spend some time trying out new things before you bagger them online

Jim · 31-12-2003 1:54pm

87 bananas.

i asked for a bag.

Moonbeam · 31-12-2003 3:40pm

we have an airzooka here tis fun:P

skittishkitten · 31-12-2003 4:12pm

The strangest thing I ever bought was a little witches hat for my smooth collie at a dog show . It was Halloween , she looked ..... kinda cute ....and if "that" Greyhound could wear a bowtie then Beth could wear a hat .

AdMMM · 31-12-2003 5:06pm

Originally posted by skittishkitten
The strangest thing I ever bought was a little witches hat for my smooth collie at a dog show . It was Halloween , she looked ..... kinda cute ....and if "that" Greyhound could wear a bowtie then Beth could wear a hat .

Oh the poor dogs... Im reporting you to the ISPCA

sci0x · 31-12-2003 7:00pm

Theres more weird and wacky stuff here. But this is just for the guys

ando · 31-12-2003 7:05pm

weirdest thing I've bought is a jumping pair of tits

you'd wind them up, and they would jump forwards, quite like a frog

quank · 31-12-2003 8:28pm

i bought i a masturbation kit once

in it was a condom, some lube, and this stupid practice bulls eye thing

only cost €5 or so :rolleyes:

anyway, i threw it away the same day.... at somelittle kids of course
:ninja:

ur mentor · 01-01-2004 1:14pm

an acre of the moon
It was for a farming friend who was always complaining that land was too dear, there was never any for sale near him. (I told him he could at least see this acre)
Had quite a laugh about it at the tim

tinkerbell · 01-01-2004 2:19pm

Originally posted by quank
practice bulls eye thing

oh lord, that's the funniest thing i've heard today!

DMT · 01-01-2004 4:21pm

I once bought 27 oranges...

Töpher · 01-01-2004 4:48pm

Originally posted by quank
i bought i a masturbation kit once
in it was a condom, some lube, and this stupid practice bulls eye thing

only cost €5 or so :rolleyes:

anyway, i threw it away the same day.... at somelittle kids of course
:ninja:

Ewwwwwwwww!

po0k · 01-01-2004 4:51pm

a small windup jumping cock with two little red plastic feet.

It backflipped.

ando · 01-01-2004 5:48pm

Originally posted by SyxPak
a small windup jumping cock with two little red plastic feet.

It backflipped.

Yeah Yeah I think I've seen them. They were beside the jumping tits in the shop

Crimson · 01-01-2004 6:01pm

i knew this topic was gona get dirty:p

DMT · 01-01-2004 6:32pm

A friend of mine bought femidoms instead of condoms once. That was funny...

sci0x · 01-01-2004 6:39pm

Originally posted by Crimson
i knew this topic was gona get dirty:p

Yep! It was just a matter of time til the sickos found the thread.

D-Generate · 01-01-2004 7:51pm

I got the Powerball for Christmas and its muchos fun! We are always having competitions in my house to see who can get the highest RPM. Its great so don't bash it till you try it

sci0x · 02-01-2004 1:11am

Originally posted by D-Generate
I got the Powerball for Christmas and its muchos fun! We are always having competitions in my house to see who can get the highest RPM. Its great so don't bash it till you try it

Is that the sports training thingy? for strengthening your wrist and grip?

Big Ears · 02-01-2004 1:31am

Originally posted by sci0x
Theres more weird and wacky stuff here. But this is just for the guys

were not aloud air guns in this country but were aloud mini tanks that fire pellets/BB's. Tanks that fire pellets : excellant

Crimson · 02-01-2004 1:58pm

Originally posted by Big Ears
were not aloud air guns in this country but were aloud mini tanks that fire pellets/BB's. Tanks that fire pellets : excellant

ha ha !!! just thinkin of some kids driveing around in there little tanks:p

Hydromonkey · 02-01-2004 2:22pm

Once bought 60 pokemon movie soundtrack CDs. All in the name of a bit of profit, had to go to 4 cd shops to get them all. Strange enough though

hedgetrimmer · 02-01-2004 2:51pm

Somebody bought me a novelty snowman condon, complete with nose and twiggy arms...very odd (and, I'd imagine, unusable).

Oddest thing I bought recently is probably an action figure of Albert Einstein, complete with chalk-arm action.:D

MarkR · 02-01-2004 3:27pm

One of those inflateable aliens you see at concerts sometimes. For the life of me i can't remember why...:dunno:

sci0x · 02-01-2004 4:29pm

I havnt bought this but it just another strange thing a person could buy. Its a Lightning Reaction.

"Simply confirm the number of players, depress the circular panel in the centre and listen as it glows red and the air fills with the wail of a banshee. A green light signifies the All Clear and then the reaction race begins. The victim isn't chosen randomly – the last person to press the button on their receiver suffers the sizzling - but when you're laughing at someone else's misfortune, just remember, the next electric shock might have your name on it!"

MarkR · 02-01-2004 4:52pm

I was playing that new years eve, brialliant!

Barry Aldwell · 03-01-2004 3:12am

I was given Lightning Reacton for christmas. I have yet to find someone drunk enough to try it on, though.

Squall · 03-01-2004 3:34am

Cool

sci0x · 03-01-2004 3:44am

Everything weird i mention it seems someone has it, but come on nobody has a turbo bubble gun? Right?

Big Ears · 03-01-2004 1:11pm

im sure people do but not the kind of people on boards.ie

Agent Smith · 04-01-2004 1:52am

Originally posted by Squall
Cool

but they wont sell to people in the irish republic.

Capt'n Midnight · 04-01-2004 2:22am

A pump action ping pong ball gun.

sci0x · 04-01-2004 2:36am

I think the Shocking Roulette is the best though.

"Up to four people can play at a time and all they have to do is slot their finger into a receptor, press the button and… wait! Tick, tick, tick, the noise of a ball bouncing between the grooves on a roulette wheel begins to slow down; the red flashing lights take on a menacing rhythm and suddenly… BAM a jolt of electricity surges through someone's finger."

Strangest thing you ever bought

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