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Bar Joke

Walter Ego · 2003-12-23 13:34:01

The scene - a bar. Woman: I'd like an entendre please Barman: Will that be a single or a double? Woman: Make it a double. Barman: So you'd like a big one eh?

23-12-2003 1:34pm

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Walter Ego

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The scene - a bar.

Woman: I'd like an entendre please
Barman: Will that be a single or a double?
Woman: Make it a double.
Barman: So you'd like a big one eh?

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#2 23-12-2003 2:13pm

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That is so poor it is hilarious :dunno:

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#3 23-12-2003 2:23pm

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#4 23-12-2003 4:16pm

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What the hell is going on with the totally crap jokes lately?

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#5 23-12-2003 4:17pm

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#6 23-12-2003 4:20pm

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#7 23-12-2003 4:25pm

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#8 23-12-2003 5:07pm

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Brilliant!

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#9 23-12-2003 5:56pm

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Bad jokes are the best jokes. Long may they reign on this board!

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#10 23-12-2003 7:06pm

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#11 23-12-2003 7:43pm

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lol

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#12 23-12-2003 9:10pm

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This woman walks in to a bar, asks the barman for a double entrende - so he gave her one..

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#13 24-12-2003 12:26am

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So sad its funny

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#14 24-12-2003 1:50am

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#15 24-12-2003 8:18pm

Walter Ego

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Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
This woman walks in to a bar, asks the barman for a double entrende - so he gave her one..

Full marks Captain.
That's far better than my version.
Pick any prize off the top shelf.

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