Where to score?

LegacyUser

Hi Lads and Lassies,

As the thread title suggests I'm loooking for a place where a chap in his early'ish twenties would find it east to score.

This would normally be an After Hours kind of question - only I have never gotten laid.

I've had the odd snog here and there but nothing any more serious.

I'm presentable enough, not bad looking, and don't have any more of a issue talking to girls than guys.
I get out a fair bit (weekly) but either I'm doing something wrong or I'm the worlds most unluckly man. I'm tending towards the former.

I'm not looking for sympathy - frankly, just a shag I reckon would be enough to get my foot on the ladder, so to speak.

Beth you can lock/close/delete this if it's off charter/ lewd.

theScore

JohnnyBravo

try hookers if that fails get a football and go down to the local park

logic

Go to sachs, there auld but there good......

Stand somewhere in view and they will come to you

Lex_Diamonds

Read up on your Yates and all that irish literature then go on the Dublin Literary Pub Crawl. You can impress the ladies with the fly knowledge. Although the fact is they are probably all oldies. What im tryin to say is maybe join some non drinking activity or what not, spread the wealth so to speak.

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by logic
Go to sachs, there auld but there good......

Stand somewhere in view and they will come to you

Sachs??

Where's that??

Executive Steve

go to the big tree on dorset street of a wednesday night. get there early get a nice seat at the back. if you dont score there you should be playin a different sport!

Beëlzebooze

Originally posted by theScore


I'm not looking for sympathy - frankly, just a shag I reckon would be enough to get my foot on the ladder, so to speak.

funny, do you think that getting laid will trigger some kind of chemical process in your body, that will make you give off some wierd kind of pheremone like signal, that will make the ladies "know" you are of "doing it " age?

nah, you will be back at square one, knowing what it is like and still not getting any!

don't be so anxious.......

it's not all that special...

(say's me, who's getting loads !!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAA)

bugler

You'd be surprised what a bit of confidence brought about by some success will lead to.

Seeing as you say you don't really have a problem talking with girls then I say just be a bit more aggressive Talk to them, if things are going well then move in to close the deal.

BigDaddyKone

the village - loads of women there and its so loud they won't be able to hear your "conversation"

LegacyUser

Thanks for the replies guys.

You'd be surprised what a bit of confidence brought about by some success will lead to.

Yeah that's pretty much what I hope to happen.
Most people become more confident/competant with practice.

theScore

smiaras

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chernobyl

Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
funny, do you think that getting laid will trigger some kind of chemical process in your body, that will make you give off some wierd kind of pheremone like signal, that will make the ladies "know" you are of "doing it " age?

Thats exactly what happens.

Tray

Copper Face Jacks or Boomerangs- you wont be proud of yourself but those places are cattle markets!:D

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by Tray
Copper Face Jacks or Boomerangs- you wont be proud of yourself but those places are cattle markets!:D

Yes I can vouch for Copperface jacks, tis a complete meat market, but in saying that
there are a fair few heifers there too.. so beware..

Best nights are tuesdays and wednesdays... (as far as I can remember).. havent
been there in a while so I might be wrong, correct me lads if I am..

Tox

Beruthiel

indeed Toxic, someone, who shall remain nameless, told me with great confidence, that Tuesday night was indeed the best night to pull

Kell

Originally posted by theScore
I'm presentable enough, not bad looking, and don't have any more of a issue talking to girls than guys.
I get out a fair bit (weekly) but either I'm doing something wrong

Yes, yes you are. Location is neither here nor there, what you need man is insurmountable confidence. Learn from the ways of ****- whatever you say, and say anything you like, do so with absolute confidence and make sure you say it in a way that cant be turned down. Even I have surprised myseld in how far being direct and upfront gets you (i.e. into bed). Oh, poise helps. Poise and presence turns heads and makes women notice you.

K-

LegacyUser

Yet again, thanks for the replies.

So tuesday night in slapper faced jacks, briming with insurmountable confidence, it is.
I'll give it a shot.

I'd avoid going out tuesdays for the next few weeks if I were you, this quite possibly could go spectacularly wrong

theScore

Nevyn

lol
Kell you forgot to ad the disclaimer " may also get you slapped across the face"

Kell

Originally posted by Thaed
" may also get you slapped across the face"

Thought has crossed my mind several times but to date its never happened. Always be sure of targets reactions.

*wink*

Kell

Originally posted by thsScore
So tuesday night in slapper faced jacks, briming with insurmountable confidence, it is.

No no no me lad. Go to a nice place that serves nice wine, and get whatever wine it is you are drinking decanted. (could be any wine on the list, even the cheapest).

Believe me. It turns heads and you can hear little brains go "he must seriously know his stuff. Now there appears to be an interesting chappie". Even bring along an attractive friend. Nothing encourages attractive femme attention more than having an attractive femme friend with you. Trust me. When you see some average guy with gorgeous femme friends, you're thinkin "wonder what he's got. Lucky guy" and then turn it around.

K-

LebonIRL

Sachs is a hotel in Donnybrook as far as i know!!

What night should one go there logic??

a_ominous

Considering the ages of the wimmin in Sachs, I'd try going there on pension day. No really

logic

I go there on a Saturday night, sometimes. Its the only place where I don't
have to go chasin, unless its a dead night. Its like a deserted wives place but
its good when your stuck for shag.

Just remember to use your rubbers!!!

LegacyUser

I go there on a Saturday night, sometimes. Its the only place where I don't
have to go chasin, unless its a dead night. Its like a deserted wives place but
its good when your stuck for shag.

Just remember to use your rubbers!!!

OMG! - I feel violated already!!

theScore

Caesar_Bojangle

I remember the first and last time I went to that place Nemo's in Dun Laoghaire, this girl gave three of my mates a blow job in succession in the gents.

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
I remember the first and last time I went to that place Nemo's in Dun Laoghaire, this girl gave three of my mates a blow job in succession in the gents.

haha fukin scumbags

Gummy Panda

She was probably bragging to the other slappers about it afterwards. They probably had a bet to see how many they could blow in a night.

Agent Smith

Originally posted by clownboy
Sachs??

Where's that??

ah the old grab a granny trick........




/me shudder's!

ballooba

Originally posted by clownboy
Sachs??

Where's that??

Didn't they change the name to 'Sex Hotel' since they started letting the rooms out on an hourly rate?

Seriously old dollies here, not advisable unless you like the sound of hips turning to dust.

dangerman

I remember the first and last time I went to that place Nemo's in Dun Laoghaire, this girl gave three of my mates a blow job in succession in the gents.

yeah but look at her now, flying round the world, winning beauty competitions.

Ah nemos, what a wonderful place.

Just head round the corner to Papparazi's (whatever it's called these days) and get knifed to complete the perfect night!

gsand

paparazzis is called party house now-scum city

Red Alert

You can never go wrong in Copperface Jacks

Third_Echelon

dont you have to be a garda, teacher or nurse or some form of government employee to go to slapper face jacks???? I think its a rule.....

LegacyUser

This would normally be an After Hours kind of question - only I have never gotten laid.
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Ah thescore, I have the same problem. Am female and in my (very) early twenties but still haven't been there. It's not that I haven't had offers, I'm just a really quiet person, and am usually too shy to talk to guys that I see and like in clubs or wherever. I haven't gone out with anyone in ages, it's terrible! Well I mean it's great being able to go into a club and score anyone that comes up to me, if I like them, but I rarely get to the telephone number stage with these guys, so haven't really gone any further.

Sleepy

Club 92 out at the race track is a good spot to get laid... Complete and utter cattle mart though...

deimos

Stand on a motorway with a large sign saying

"Will write Java for hot sex!!!"


If you are lucky you will get nice 50 year old fat nerd, joking........


I think you are just god damn unlucky.... it can't continue forever?, can it?

Red Alert

Even lads who are relatively shy don't usually get out of club 92 alone!

Crucifix

Problem solved; Thescore and Likewise meet up at club 92, and have an enchanting story to tell there future kids.

LegacyUser

-> likewise I don't know what our problem is...

Stand on a motorway with a large sign saying

"Will write Java for hot sex!!!"


If you are lucky you will get nice 50 year old fat nerd, joking........

Give me a break - I code beautiful Java, I deserve better than a 50 yo fat nerd

Problem solved; Thescore and Likewise meet up at club 92, and have an enchanting story to tell there future kids.

That is truly frightening - but not in a bad way


theScore

uberwolf

CopperfaceJacks. impossible to look for it in there and not get it.

moridin

This is very true, I even got approached in my uber gay flamboyant shirt there.

Red Alert

Well now i don't go there all that often but i like the "guarnteed" score factor there!

Saruman

Not sure if it was suggested as i did not read all replies. Anyway since you have no problem talking to them, get a mobile number then try and start a dirty txt thing... when you start describing what you will do to her in this fantasy she will probably want to have a go for reality!

The Corinthian

Reading this thread I get an impression that you’re discussing any port in a storm, I take it?

If so go to a cheap and nasty watering hole such as CFJ’s or Buskers. On a Tuesday. Early enough in the evening approach and chat to about three to five groups of women. Each group for about ten minutes, maybe fifteen, no more. Then leave and go onto another group (not immediately and not right next to them). Saying “hi” as an opening is all you need. Then just relax, be yourself and chat to them. You’re not trying to seduce them there and then - you’re just one individual talking others. Once you’ve done your groundwork, just relax, have a few drinks with your mates and bide your time.

Meanwhile there will be a number of women present who met a nice relaxed, confidant guy, who didn’t try to jump on them from the onset. They’ll also be drinking as the night goes on.

By the end of the night, most of them will be well oiled and will have had a good first impression of you. Take your pick.

Gummy Panda

This thread is getting better by the minute. Keep them coming!!

popinfresh

Go on a holiday to Ibiza. The English birds are always up for it

Winters

From what i hear the majority of English birds are "up for it". I do believe its easy for an irish lad to score in Scotland. I do plan to try this out soon enough once i can find money and time to fly over there...

Red Alert

If all else fails try going to Newcastle (england) - my mate says it's maximum success for nonexistant effort

Lex_Diamonds

Update please!

planck2

club 92 !, mate stay away from most of the women you meet there.

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by planck2
club 92 !, mate stay away from most of the women you meet there.

Why?