Adventures wanted to brave the Perils of Dragon Mountain

Nevyn · 20-12-2003 12:08am #1

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
Dragon Mountain by Colin Mc Comb and Paul Lioberg,
1993 TSR inc.

Oh and yes interpted by me

right please post here if you want a game slot and what class you would perfer to play , give me two options at least.

I did say 6 players but will run with a min of 4 and a max of 7 naybe 8 at a pinch.

people who go awol for 5 days with out notice I will move the game turn on with thier char actions being decided by me.

right with the festive period upon us char will be give out
before the 10/1//2004 and game play to start as soon as all quries are answered.

Havelock · 20-12-2003 2:07am

My hero shall answer this call

Nevyn · 20-12-2003 10:44am

yes but heros come in many shapes and guises

so lets get a lil more specific shall we

race and class preference.

Raphael · 20-12-2003 12:55pm

Hmmmm, dont suppose theres any chance of somekind of elven ranger/kensai kinda chap (both Baldurs gate classes, i have limited experience)

Squall · 20-12-2003 4:42pm

Damn you i always take ranger

Put me down for a dwarven fighter or hmmmmm Human Paladin

AL][EN · 20-12-2003 5:40pm

I'll go half elvin rouge then

crouching tiger....... hidden dragon.....boiling brocilli

i'll shall be the a rouge that suffers from terret (sp) syndrome

Specky · 20-12-2003 5:55pm

I choose male halfling cleric.

Or gay male elven fighter.

.........what?

Raphael · 20-12-2003 6:09pm

Friend of mine once tried to RP this in a MUD, and i thought it was a fcuking priceless idea

Schizophrenia

anyone wanna try it?

Squall · 20-12-2003 6:34pm

Shhhhh dont give Specky any ideas, one Zmek is enough we dont want several in one body

(though it would be very interesting

)

Specky · 20-12-2003 8:01pm

Yeah, I'm already playing a deeply psychotic character in SLA, time for something simple and down to earth.....like a gay elf.

Raphael · 20-12-2003 8:35pm

seeing as your going to be (fairly) normal, i may make my character deeply insane

like minsc! (BG refernce, sorry)

Squall · 21-12-2003 12:15am

I wouldnt say insane more berserk, i tihnk he was hit on the head a few too amny times

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!!! GO FOR THE EYES!!!

Nevyn · 21-12-2003 3:12pm

recap:

player race class Char Name

Jaffer elven ranger ?

Squall Human Paladin ?

Al][ien ½ elven rogue ?

Specky halfling cleric ?

Specky · 21-12-2003 3:19pm

i'll shall be the a rouge that suffers from terret (sp) syndrome

That's a cool role playing idea but in this format doesn't it mean that all your posts are going to look like:

Ok **** so I ******** over to the **** and get ****** my sword out **** ****** to the *******!!

Nevyn · 21-12-2003 3:24pm

cant get much more down to earth then a halfling cleric:)

as for the chronic swearing ti will have to be in char and hence not the profanities of this word,
so i will be expecting stuff like , by Elminsters beard, or
kelbeans staff or, stuff you and the seven sisters.

Specky · 21-12-2003 3:24pm

By the way, this is really funny if you've never looked at it before.

The different attitudes towards Tourettes Syndrome in the US

[URL=http://]www.tourettes.com[/URL]

...and the UK

[URL=http://]www.tourettes.co.uk[/URL]

Specky · 21-12-2003 3:34pm

gay halfling cleric.....

Nevyn · 21-12-2003 3:44pm

gay halfling cleric fair enough, Male or female ?

Specky · 21-12-2003 8:13pm

Jayzus!! Male of course! Don't want something too difficult to role play...

Raphael · 21-12-2003 8:57pm

Originally posted by Squall
I wouldnt say insane more berserk, i tihnk he was hit on the head a few too amny times

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!!! GO FOR THE EYES!!!

Possibly the best minsc moment (to go off-topic a bit) was in BGII when he met a trader from his native land.

Minsc: "me and boo have travelled a long way"

Trader: "Ah, boo is your witch?"

Minsc: "No, boo is my hamster"

Trader: "Oooook"

AL][EN · 22-12-2003 10:11am

GBII??????

Yep thead sounds grand, half elvin rouge it is!! (does that mean when we get to dragon mountain (if we get there) and were faced with horrible uber traps of death with the horrible pointy spikes and the scary choppy bits ooooooiiiii your going to send me the rouge in to disarm them??? )

Nevyn · 22-12-2003 10:26am

I'm sure that is ment to be BG2 as in Bladurs gate two.

And then there is the first converstaion with Minsc who had been captured in BG2 and he gets asked how/where he had managed to hide Boo from his capturers !!!!!!!!!!

ahhh you sure you dont want to be a female halfing there Specky ?

(does that mean when we get to dragon mountain (if we get there) and were faced with horrible uber traps of death with the horrible pointy spikes and the scary choppy bits ooooooiiiii your going to send me the rouge in to disarm them??? )

what makes you think it will not happen before then, you will have to activley state at the start of each turn that you are clookng for traps

and if not the rogue then who else , you could i guess grab the halfing and hurl it in first lol

hmmm the return of Death the GM

AL][EN · 22-12-2003 10:35am

ooo look over there

> a distraction!!

/me runs for the hills

Damn straight (again no pun intended - god im on a roll today) i'll be throwing the halfling in first

Havelock · 22-12-2003 10:42am

I shall be a narcoclepic half Ork warrior, mighty ...snore.... ugh, ..um.. strong...and ...yawn...strong, yup. That'll be .....zZzZz........*gentle sways from side to side*......*eyes flicker open*...quick bring me ale, lots of ale.

Specky · 22-12-2003 10:53am

Ooooo I've never been tossed by a half elf before....saucy minx

Specky · 22-12-2003 10:57am

ahhh you sure you dont want to be a female halfing there Specky ?

Hmmm....butch halfling cleric dyke.....you know that sounds really quite attractive from a role playing point of view...

...but I've already got my heart set on a camp little guy with sparkly robes and hiking sling backs. He just loves camping out on an adventure...

Nevyn · 22-12-2003 10:57am

Originally posted by Thaed
recap:

player race class Char Name

Jaffer elven ranger ?

Squall Human Paladin ?

Al][ien ½ elven rogue ?

Specky halfling cleric ?

Havelock 1/2 Orc warrior/barbarian

Nevyn · 22-12-2003 11:02am

right just so you know i'll not put up with jokes references to the hieght of certain chars crotches to the
height of the halfling in his sling backs,
( oh and no smartalex comments about halflings and pedophilia neither) there is always a good giggle and nudge nudge wink wink but some things will not be tolerated.

Havelock · 22-12-2003 11:32am

Ah rats. Come on....he's a gay sex midget, what else are they good for?

Specky · 22-12-2003 11:37am

Hey Orcy, I'm not just a gay sex midget, I'm a HOT gay sex midget, and don't you forget it.

Havelock · 22-12-2003 12:04pm

Listen here shorty, don't make me bugger.......ZZZ......what was I saying?

AL][EN · 22-12-2003 12:37pm

now now gentleme....erm gentlemen and orks!! lets not get into a row before the adventure begins COS IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS OUT IN THE REAL WORLD ID HAVE YOU ALL THROWN IN JAIL WHERE YOU CAN ROT TO YOUR DYING DAYS YOU HEAR ME I'LL HAVE YOU ALL KEEL HAULED!

I've decided that instead of terret's syndrome my characher is going to have an anger managment problem, terrets you cant do on boards as i'd have to bleep out all the swear words. so he definatly has anger issues now i just have to find something that triggers of the anger in him and i'll be sorted

Specky · 22-12-2003 12:37pm

You wanna piece of this?? Bring it on luvva boy!

I don't normally date orcs but times have been hard since I joined the church...

Specky · 22-12-2003 12:39pm

Ooooo.....discipline....I like it!

I can see this adventure's going to be a ball!

AL][EN · 22-12-2003 12:43pm

no no of course not DAG NAM IT WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?? some sort of slave driver im not the leader anyway we'll have a good ole fashion debate AND FAILING THAT WE CAN HAVE A FIST FIGHT

Nevyn · 22-12-2003 1:00pm

there will be no keel hauling as I do not plan on having you lot on a boat.

well that 1/2 orch had better be carefull or he'll wake up sore and wonder why the halfling has such a grin on his face

Havelock · 22-12-2003 1:24pm

Just because I'm.....*blink*...an orc, doesn't mean I won't take it like a man....ZZZ....of give it, make us all......*shake head*....camp.....SNORE.....group

Sarky · 22-12-2003 4:40pm

I'd rather like to be an elven fighter, or possibly ranger, whichever would be better for the party. I just have a thing for dual wielding swords...

Nobody seems to want to be a mage of any sort. If nobody else wants, I'll happily be be a sorcerer. Swords are nice and all, but there's something about following a fireball with a cone of cold that's highly appealing...;)

Raphael · 22-12-2003 5:37pm

Sorr sarky but i beat you to the ranger....Dual wielding r0><!

MarVeL · 22-12-2003 6:40pm

I'd like to have a bash at either an elven Rogue or a human fighter. (Something with a bow emphasis anyhow). Though we do seem a little light on magical firepower so possibly an elven wizard?
1. Elven Rogue
2. Human Fighter
3. Elven Wizard

Raphael · 22-12-2003 6:54pm

Originally posted by Thaed
player race class Char Name

Erm, thaed from this i get the impression you want us to name our characters

Am i right?

Specky · 22-12-2003 8:35pm

Oo, name, yes...

Tarquin Spanglepants

Nevyn · 22-12-2003 8:47pm

Originally posted by Jaffer
Erm, thaed from this i get the impression you want us to name our characters

Am i right?

yes

Specky he can be Tarwuin all rigjt lil tarry but not Spangle pants

will mak decisions on the two remaing soon

AL][EN · 23-12-2003 9:33am

I shall be elron bigglesworth the half elf rouge

Nevyn · 23-12-2003 9:47am

gah the game has not yet kicked of and the decent tinto silliness and depravity begins.

Player Race Class Char Name

Jaffer Elven Ranger
Raphael and fungo

Squall Human Paladin Anmoen Everheart

Al][ien ½ Elven Rogue Elron Bigglesworth

Specky Halfling Cleric Tariquin

Havelock ½ Orc Warrior ?

Sarky Elven Warrior ?

Marvel Elven Wizard Veralius Rootdweller

Raphael · 23-12-2003 1:08pm

Raphael the Insane

And Fungo the mighty!

*points to a small stuffed rabbit armed with a letter opener

AL][EN · 23-12-2003 3:19pm

Just a Question if memory serves last time i played dragon mountain (and yes i died horribly at the hands of a big underwater sea fish) we were all around level 10 (as the game is quite hard) as we all gonna be high level chars or whimpy lvl 1's ??

AL][EN · 23-12-2003 3:21pm

Originally posted by AL][EN

and yes i died horribly at the hands of a big underwater sea fish

Well techinally Fins of the big underwater sea fish........... well no thats not techinally true either it was the massive trident that it was holding that kebabbed me that pretty much did me in

MarVeL · 23-12-2003 5:03pm

Oooh a name.

Would Veralius Rootdweller be acceptable?

Squall · 23-12-2003 5:45pm

Anmoen Everheart

Nevyn · 24-12-2003 12:25pm

pms recieved from Al][ien , Specky and Jaffer.

Yes you will be lvl 10 or above which is why the char sheets will take a while and I will have to explain feats and spells and prayers to people.

magic users will get a list of magical conpoents and if you run out of bat guano sorry no fire ball for you to day.

Clerics will have to pray for thier Gods blessings and you
have to ask for thier aid when doing pray spells and their may be times when your gods is ahem busy.

yes there will be fails, fumbles and critcal fails and MR 1/2 orc will have some sevre issues staying awake
which will be worked off a dice table. ( not so funny now it is Havelock

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