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Radio Competition

  • 19-12-2003 1:09am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭


    A radio station are running a competion whereby they ring the two partners of a long term relationship in turn and ask them embarressing questions. If both partners give the same answer then they win an all expenses paid trip around the world.

    On the last phone call of the day they phone Mr. Anderson and ask him a few suitably embarressing questions.

    "Mr. Anderson. How often do you and your wife have sex?"
    "Probably about three times a week"
    "Okay. When was the last time you had sex?"
    "That was this morning before I left for work."
    "And where is the last place you made love to your wife?"
    "Well thats a little embarressing..........."
    "Its ok we wont judge you!"
    "Ok............on the kitchen table"

    After a few minutes the Station get through to Mrs. Anderson and explain to her the rules of the competition. They proceed to ask her the same questions live on air.

    "Mrs. Anderson. How often do you and your husband have sex?"
    "I'de say three or four times a week."
    "Okay. When was the last time you had sex?"
    "That would be right before my husband went to work this morning."
    "Very good. And where is the last place he made love to you?"
    "I dont think I want to answer that it's a little embarressing!"
    "Its ok, your husband already told us the answer!"
    "Are you sure?"
    "Yes of course.....where is the last place he made love to you?"
    "Well ok.............In my ass"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Did they win?! :D


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