Thems is jokes

L4

Why did the student cross the road?
Because his Mommy was there with E400 pocket money.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Student!
Student Who?
Student layabout sponger

Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man & Paddy Student layout Man
were standing at a bus stop. P Irish Man was waiting for a bus to
the pub where he would spend all day drinking and then come home
and beat his dog, P English Man was waiting for a bus to bring him
to a Football match where he would throw darts at Children, and
paddy Student layabout was waiting for a handout....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Commissar

Originally posted by L4
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Student!
Student Who?
Student layabout sponger


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Either I'm missing something or that is completely lame

L4

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a student?

Squall

Looks to me like he made these "jokes" up himself in an attempt to get a rise out of any students

I could comment but ide only be sinking to your level and you'd beat me with experience

Havelock

L4 has a problem (deep rooted psychological be my guess) with students. Don't mind him.

Atreides

L4 your the only joke here, and Quiet a funny one at that, o how I laugh.

gobby

Originally posted by Commissar

Either I'm missing something or that is completely lame

Lame

L4

Oh come on guys!! Where's your sense of humour?

ferdi

Originally posted by L4
Oh come on guys!! Where's your sense of humour?

i think mine is broken, as i'm a student i can get daddy to buy me a new one:rolleyes:

L4

Hardy har. There's the sense of humour I was looking for.
Well done.

What do you call an unemployed adult who reads book?
A Student.....

Atreides

Fred?

Dont Ban Me

I'd guess that "someone" got rejected from college and is bitter at the world over it!! How pathetic! :rolleyes:

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by L4

Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man & Paddy Student layout Man
were standing at a bus stop. P Irish Man was waiting for a bus to
the pub where he would spend all day drinking and then come home
and beat his dog, P English Man was waiting for a bus to bring him
to a Football match where he would throw darts at Children, and
paddy Student layabout was waiting for a handout....

That one made me laugh... class. Not the actual punch line but the Paddy Irish man beating his dog bit. Sorry.

kmart6

How sad,how very very sad:(

bla

Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
I'd guess that "someone" got rejected from college and is bitter at the world over it!! How pathetic! :rolleyes:

prolly never made it into college

Capt'n Midnight

Na he's probably just a recent graduate with an arts degree and realises he's got to work now and is jealous of his previous existance...

the raven

seeing as its an arts degree we'll probably find him in macdonalds...
the made up jokes sucked by the way.

wiped

It's because I have a sense of humour that I didn't find those jokes funny .... they are just piss poor.

L4

You guys have no taste.

Whats the difference between a secondary school student & a college student?

More hair - less spots....:p

Winters

What's the differance between L4 and a plank?
nothing :rolleyes:

L4 seems to have a deep resentment towards anyone who goes to collage. You must just hate me then...

L4

Nonsense. I love you, I love you all, Happy Christmas everybody.


What do you get if you cross a student with a rash?

An Itchy bum.

Walter Ego

Underneath it all I think the guy has a sense of humour however warped.

Nevertherless I am looking for forward to an upgrade to L5 or at least L4 Ver 2.0.

L4

Interesting now that you say that SD.
But I am the finished article. There shall never be an upgrade, too dangerous.

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by kmart6
How sad,how very very sad:(

Ye know what I think is sad kmart6? People who spend all their time replying to posts on the humour board with "ROFL" and "LOL" in an attempt to increase their post count.

Like this...

L4

And here was me expecting a link to some thread where Kmart6 would be posting LOLs etc. Your link doesn't work Doctor.
However I like the cut of your jib. You don't follow the crowd like d'uthers.

Capt'n Midnight

** warning **

There have been unconfirmed reports of a level 4 troll operating on this thread.

Remember, lets be careful out there.

Havelock

We best stock up on better joke then.

*Opens big book of jokes, deep in his mind*

What did the arts student say to the computer science student?
"Would you like fries with that? Sir"

Oh, arts students, you are so easy to take the piss out of.

Whats an arts degree useful for after graduation?
A beer mat

There is millions of them (Used to date an Arts student)

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by L4
And here was me expecting a link to some thread where Kmart6 would be posting LOLs etc. Your link doesn't work Doctor.
However I like the cut of your jib. You don't follow the crowd like d'uthers.

The link does work, that's exactly what it shows... the numerous posts where kmart6 is replying with "rofl, very good" and the like.

People that do this should be banned from boards IMO.

** warning **

There have been unconfirmed reports of a level 4 troll operating on this thread.

Remember, lets be careful out there

I hope you're not referring to me? I'm serious. Like a fox.

L4

Why the fudge do you think I'm an Arts student!! Your having a larf matie!!

What's the difference between Arts Students and Jazz fans.

Nothing, they're both imbeciles who believe they have good taste.

Havelock

Don't think your an Art student, they can't tell jokes...:rolleyes:
No point on just picking on students, Arts students tell jokes about Computer Application Students, Who tell jokes about English Lit Students, who tell jokes about Arts Students. Its how the world works.

L4

Yeah, but I tell jokes about ALL Students..
Yezzer all de same.

Walter Ego

I went into the pet shop the other day.

Me: I'd like to buy a wasp please.
Him: We don't sell wasps.
Me: But you have one in the window...

God bless Tommy Cooper. He was funny funny funny.

Havelock

*Uses big comical trout to beat sence into L4*

L4

*Uses a big stick with a fiver selotaped to the end to lure Havelock over the edge of a cliff*

MarkR

He's just looking for attention. Maybe his mother didn't pay him enough attention as a child or something?

Havelock

L4, I am not a student either.
Plus most students I know, have and will have more money than I ever will. Thasts the point of college, most students, don't get hand outs, they work and study a termedious amounts to be able to get a better job when they leave college. This nonsence of yours is actually getting on my nerves now, so I'm not reading this thread any futher, nor anything else you post. Grow up.

L4

I like your avatar yoke Mark, Did you make it yourself?
I do want attention, so do you, we all do, it's human nature my friend.
But it's the level of attention to which your whinging about. I want attention
as much as you do and other here. The difference is, I don't agree with someone
just so I won't be seen as different.....

What did the Student get for Christmas?

More handouts.

Commissar

L4...you...are...boring.
Dont expect any more replys.

uberwolf

Originally posted by L4
.

What do you call an unemployed adult who reads book?
A Student.....

what do you call the unemployed adult 4 years after he started reading books?
Boss......

ColinM

I think all L4's jokes on this thread are fricking hilarious.

There are two possible reasons I can think of right now why loads of you don't. Obviously one is that you are probably all students (although some of you are trying to deny that) and the other is that you don't have properly developed senses of humours like mine.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I know what's funny, and I know what isn't, and that's a particular skill that everyone thinks they have, but don't.

When did you ever read a personal ad where someone describes themselves as having a crap sense of humour? Never! Cos everyone thinks they have a good one. Well it just stands to reason that everyone can't have one.

I remember when I was a student I spent everyone else's money and did no work. I might have struggled into the bar for early evening every second day maybe. I can't remember if I turned up to any lectures or even did any exams, but I knew it wouldn't matter as my dad gave the dean loads of money and funded part of a new building for the college, so they had to pass me no matter what I did. I was a total asshole.

It's only years later, now that I have a highly developed sense of humour and am totally sound, that I can truly appreciate these jokes and laugh. As with many jokes, they're funny cos they're true.

sharon solaro

ha! ha! L4, the joke will be on u! I'm a student now. When I graduate with my 1st class honours degree, I will start on the bottom of the corporate ladder and work my way up. Im sure I or some other highly qualified student, will meet you on the middle rung. Ooo, a promotion has come knocking! hmm, what a toughie,who will they pick someone with no qualifications and no basic experience (well at 21 to be at the top raking it in and with "all expenses paid cruises" sounds very suspicious to me) or someone who has an honours qualification and has good experience.
no wonder he hates students, hes scared s***less of them

simu

L4, you make me laugh!

5 stars for this thread!

From a student, who (shock, horror) is getting paid to do a research degree!

Sangre

Har Har Har

Faust

What do you call a stupid thread that should be closed.

This one.....

ps: You going to make black jokes next ya generalising pr**k!?

Sangre

Black people have bigger willies.

ColinM

Originally posted by sharon solaro
ha! ha! L4, the joke will be on u! I'm a student now. When I graduate with my 1st class honours degree, I will start on the bottom of the corporate ladder and work my way up. Im sure I or some other highly qualified student, will meet you on the middle rung. Ooo, a promotion has come knocking! hmm, what a toughie,who will they pick someone with no qualifications and no basic experience (well at 21 to be at the top raking it in and with "all expenses paid cruises" sounds very suspicious to me) or someone who has an honours qualification and has good experience.
no wonder he hates students, hes scared s***less of them

You go girl! With that amount of dedication you are bound to make CEO of something before you're 22 anyway.

Is that where you see yourself in five years' time? If not, where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?

What are your biggest strengths and weaknesses btw?

L4

Thanks for your contributions guys.
Happy Christmas Students.
However, I don't appreciate Fausts comments.
To tease (which is all it is) a few students is hardly in the same bracket as
posting racist jokes. I can't think of a word for people like you at the moment,
and if I could I won't say b'cause I've been warned about me trollin'.
This is a humour thread isn't it? I posted a few jokes about people here, if they
weren't students and say they were members of the Gardai or Nurses I would
make jokes about Gardai & Nurses. It's only a bit of a laugh jeesus. Some of you
shouldn't be on the humour thread as you have no sense of humour.
Look at comedians, some of them give the crowd stick, it's only a bit of fun you
robots.

Happy Christmas Robots.

P.S Sharon Solaro - dream on, experience over college any day

Raphael

/me punces L4 in the face

go away

the raven

/me punces L4 in the face

i like it jaff, i like it... is it some sorta sick sexual act or just a typo?? don't dissapoint us!!

Dar

*Uses a big stick with a fiver selotaped to the end to lure Havelock over the edge of a cliff*


What do you get if you cross a student with a rash?

An Itchy bum.


LOL


Honestly thought - i dont know which is funnier l4's posts or that its the same people replying indignantly every time

Sangre

I think its the people replying that is funnier, especially sharon.

L4>*