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Death Takes a Holiday

  • 15-12-2003 10:58am
    #1
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭


    I'm taking tomorrow off to do my Christmas shopping.
    So if you must must commit suicide etc. could you hold on till Wednesday?
    Thanks.


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  • #2
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    ok. :confused:
    please send you answers to wtf@wtf.com


  • #3
    Yavvy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    indeed everyone knows that death does christmas shopping on the 8th of december with the rest of the culchies... :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    I've just checked my list.

    Neither of you should get too interested in any new TV series...


  • #5
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    surely your apprentice Mort, can hold the fort


  • #6
    Yavvy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    humph....mort is a wussie...he couldnt kill my granny


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  • #7
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    Mort has been suspended for a week without pay after that Ozzy fiasco...


  • #8
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    any jobs going? im looking for work


  • #9
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    You could mind the shop tomorrow, I'll buy you something in Argos.

    I like Argos, cos if some dies unexpectedly within the 14 days you can always bring the stuff back.


  • #10
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    okay....


    What the HELLage are you guys talking abhoot?!??!?!?!

    jebus
    i thought i came in here to be entertained, but alas! i am just confuzzled


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    squeak...


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  • #12
    EdBanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭EdBanger


    SQUEEK!!


  • #13
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    death, the grim reaper you know, big guy bout yay high, wears black mostly, lovely bloke


  • #14
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    funniest tread to hit this board in aaaaaages :D:D

    five stars for you

    Bio


  • #15
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    DEATH SMILES,"IS IT BECAUSE OF KITTENS I FEEL THIS WAY ?"


  • #16
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :D Legend stuff.

    The the question is, can anyone get Death a date?

    :D


  • #17
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    He better not be trying to be the Hogfather again. The choas that caused. And Susan is away in Klatch at the moment.


  • #18
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    i always thought Jack Skellington was death.

    or is it a franchise now?


  • #19
    Jaden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭Jaden


    Death's not on holliers you muppets, he's just shooting those IPA beers ads.


  • #20
    Yavvy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    no no no ..he said hes gone shopping.. I for one am going off to kill myself, I wonder what happens if death is not there to whisk me off to nrivana ?

    maybe I will end up being reincarnated as death and he will get fired....gift


  • #21
    ur mentor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭ur mentor


    if death is on hols, does this mean all the sickies are on double time?


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  • #22
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    This is one of the weakest attempts at humour I have ever witnessed.


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I've used up my sick days, so now I've got to call in dead, can I get a cert offa you ?


  • #24
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    I'm sorry but .....

    This thread has been closed.


    It doesn't belong in the humour section.


  • #25
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    I've used up my sick days, so now I've got to call in dead, can I get a cert offa you ?
    that'll be 10euro


  • #26
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    I'll do it for 5!


  • #27
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    Town was mad yesterday.
    The queues were driving me mad so I went for a few scoops.
    Ended up p*ssed as a granny's matress.
    My head is killing me.
    Ah well back to work.

    Next please.


  • #28
    Yavvy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    Originally posted by L4
    I'm sorry but .....

    This thread has been closed.


    It doesn't belong in the humour section.

    I dont know if anyone has told you yet L4 but your not a mod, this thread cannot be closed by you and in fact its still open.

    This does belong in humour ...cause its funny


  • #29
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    I realise I'm not a Mod thank you.
    Can I be a MOD? Of a spam related board on Boards.ie?
    And no, this death takes a holiday thing is about as funny as
    colonic irigation.


  • #30
    angelofdeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    you irigate your colon l4?


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  • #31
    rabbitinlights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,008 ✭✭✭rabbitinlights


    you irigate your colon l4?

    Now thats funny..................


  • #32
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Why not? It's hygenic, but not funny.
    How childish of you.


  • #33
    Yavvy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    indeed and anyone who doesnt appricate childishness shouldnt be in humour..


  • #34
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Originally posted by Silent Death
    I'm taking tomorrow off to do my Christmas shopping.
    So if you must must commit suicide etc. could you hold on till Wednesday?
    Thanks.

    "Sorry I didn't quite hear that as I've got some custard in my ear, what did you say your name was ?"
    ...
    "Ahhh .. Ok then - WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS ?"


  • #35
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    HA HA HA ha ha humph cough cough splutter splutter sigh.


  • #36
    Walter Ego
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    Things are a bit slow just now.

    Thank God for re-incarnation.

    It's the only way I get any repeat business.


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  • #37
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Cringe.

    Do you tell these jokes to people in Pubs? While there taking a poo? Now that's just creepy.


  • #38
    Dont Ban Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Originally posted by L4
    Cringe.

    Do you tell these jokes to people in Pubs? While there taking a poo? Now that's just creepy.

    Does someone piss in your cornflakes every morning or something??? Take that rod outa ur butt and lighten up!!


  • #39
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Maybe he'd be happier with the rod in?


  • #40
    L4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Originally posted by Dont Ban Me
    Does someone piss in your cornflakes every morning or something??? Take that rod outa ur butt and lighten up!!


    I love you.;)


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