breaking wind in study class

ur mentor

A teacher mate of mine was given an earful by parent for throwing her son out of evening study for letting blast. He reckoned the young man did it deliberately and the entire placed erupted with laughter- breaking the concentration of all. The mum thought it was too harsh- what about you?

aphex™

Maybe opening the window would be just fine...

oeNeo

Haha. My friend had to write "I must not pass gas in class" or something like it 100 times once.

Thorbar

Originally posted by oeNeo
Haha. My friend had to write "I must not pass gas in class" or something like it 100 times once.

Ah the joys of secondary school.

Farting in study should be considered a welcome distraction.

zAbbo

kick the dirty knacker out

Squall

ROFL

This reminds me of a maths class last year. One of the lads in the class left one go and i kid you not it smelt like something crawled up and died in him. The teacher came in smelt it and proceeded to rant at the two lads behind him about

"having a bit of self respect and not ****ting theirs pants"

He eventually found out who it was threw him out then gave out to him for near twenty minutes while your man held in laughter

carbonkid

Originally posted by ur mentor
He reckoned the young man did it deliberately

thats daft,no?.......is it possible to fart on request like a burp?
besides has to be done,cant be good keeping something as bad as that up inside you.

Mossy Monk

some teachers do go over board. i was without an English class to go to for 6 months because someone else farted and i got the blame

carbonkid

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
some teachers do go over board. i was without an English class to go to for 6 months because someone else farted and i got the blame

doesnt matter if your the one who did it or not thats just rediculous!
its wrong to kick someone out for farting but for 6 months,was this
teacher on luney pills or something?its a natural body thingy like blinking
or something.a lot of people have some weird ideas about whats excitable
and whats not in public....feck em all i say!

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by carbonkid
was this teacher on luney pills or something?

she was super bitch but thats all 6 or 7 years ago now

carbonkid

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
she was super bitch but thats all 6 or 7 years ago now

you should have stormed in 6 or 7 yrs ago and told her to go
feck herself! i just cant get my head over the fact that it was for
6months. no teacher can be allowed to kick a student out of her
class for 6months for farting,there must have been something
else to it.

Mossy Monk

who knows if there was something else involved. i don't but i was happy with it because it gave me a chance to concentrate on my weaker subjects because English was always going to be passable

Rabies

Originally posted by oeNeo
Haha. My friend had to write "I must not pass gas in class" or something like it 100 times once.

My science teacher would get you to write out "Empty vessels make the most noise". Always got a laugh in class.

the fnj

When people broke wind in my old english teachers class his response to the laughter was always, "yes, people fart" and then he would contnue with the class.

He was a good teacher.

Stark

There are plenty of disgusting little kids who do it deliberately. The trick is to look for the kid who's smirking and laughing, then unclog the little bastard ...

quank

if some one farted in my class and the teacher gave out, i would encourage others and try my darn hardest to fart with everyone else
just to píss the teacher off:)

Grom

well I read somewere correct me if im wrong that the average person farts about 20-25 times a day and its healthy to pass win and women are no exception.

I say ****ing knock out the teacher

AdMMM

I have the honour of sitting beside the smelliest person ever imaginable in my Geography and History. He smells of years of built up scrodom sweat, years of sweat everywhere are layers of dirt, topped off with a nice and strong smell of fags!

I remember last year, the teacher kicked him out of the class for his poor hygene!