Request for facial.

joseph brand

I don't know if this is appropriate in this section but anyways,

I need to grow a beard. Something like the one Ronnie Drew wears to church????

I may require a top hat too, mmmmm, [does that go in the fashon section me thinks]

demanufactured

and what do u want us to do?

Karoma

such a misleading topic :-( wrong kind of facial..

Winters

Originally posted by Karoma
such a misleading topic :-( wrong kind of facial..

Yup, was hoping for the better option

Go get some Demoxenal [sp?]. Wroked for Homer.

vibe666

its easy, you just need to have two things.

1. testosterone (puberty usually takes care of that);)

2. a complete lack of any shaving tools.

the rest will take care of itself.

p.s. if you don't happen to have any testosterone you can get some off your nearest russian weightlifter.

Karoma

alternatively, draw it on? just don't use a permanent-it takes 3 days of scrubbing to get that **** off.

The_Goose

Past experiance Karoma???

hedgetrimmer

Maybe we could combine this thread with that which people desired and talk about a búkkáké beard?

Sorry


I'll get me coat:p

Beëlzebooze

Originally posted by Karoma
alternatively, draw it on? just don't use a permanent-it takes 3 days of scrubbing to get that **** off.

and don't use a green marker, it's a dead giveaway!

Faust

Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
and don't use a green marker, it's a dead giveaway!

What if you want to grow a green beard...?

Faust

Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
and don't use a green marker, it's a dead giveaway!

What if you want to grow a green beard...?

Funky

Originally posted by Beëlzebooze
and don't use a green marker, it's a dead giveaway!

What if you want to grow a green beard...?

OfflerCrocGod

Stop posting replies about green beards!!.

Faust

Originally posted by OfflerCrocGod
Stop posting replies about green beards!!.

What's wrong with you, do YOU want a green beard?

Exit

Maybe he's growing it/drawing it for Paddy's Day.

TheWolf

Maybe he already HAS a green beard, and doesn't want to share

Havelock

*Read title, bit lip, open thread, was horribly disappointed no one had made the joke, wonders if he is sick to think like this all the time, realises depravity is so much fun, walks away from the confusion*

Rabies

excellant title for the thread...

KlodaX

maybe Joseph Brand is a girl .. and thats the problem?
are you looking for a total sex change.. or just the beard?

BigO

man you got the right attitude you should stop shaving for ages and use essentialk oils ! these give you a better beard , if its a green one your after just use a little (very little hair dye) . good idea to start growing one now cause by paddy's day you'll probly have a great one, you'll be looking like the man himself, bin laden

Maximilian

Sorry - thought this was a porn thing too. I'll be off so.