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How much do you like mayonnaise?

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I love her excuse "I was putting ketchup on my fries!". Then WTF was your car going turned on and in gear???


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i hope they have mayo in prision! jesus christ!



    mayo's good and all but come on!





    when she get's out she should go to holland, all they do is smother the stuff on there chip's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Looney


    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭echomadman


    I hate mayonaisse more than anything else in the world.

    That story made me feel happy, i hope all you mayonaisses eating bastards end up in prison too, then i can finally order a sandwich without the fear that some dumbass will blithely ignore my ardent "no-mayonaisse" stipulations,or leave out the mayonaisse but put in the coleslaw, no more revolting pink crap on my burger in supermacs, or my ultimate grievance with mayonaisse, "no mayonaissse, just mustard" and the cunt puts Dijonaisse on it.

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    You found this thread then huh?
    Can you remember that link off fark? About the japs and their mayo fetish?
    crazy, those bastards put it in everything!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    Can't say i like it enough to run some poor mackers head down in the car park and then get locked up for it....

    [Mackers Employee] I'm sory sir we have no mayonaise
    [ME] Pulls out machine gun and wrecks the place Die Hard style.
    [Mackers Employee] Thank you come again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 X4


    mayo's fabulous....better than butter!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    Originally posted by Peace
    [Mackers Employee] I'm sory sir we have no mayonaise
    [ME] Pulls out machine gun and wrecks the place Die Hard style.
    [Mackers Employee] Thank you come again.
    LMAO!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    "helmans best MAYONNAISE... yeah, whoooo loves helmans, so bring out the helmans and bring out the best!"


    mmmmm, mayo is delich:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    became so angry when a McDonald’s employee told her that she could not get mayonnaise that she threw her cheeseburger into the drive-through window, witnesses said
    Nolan testified that she was putting ketchup on her cheeseburger when she accidentally struck Jenkins

    The same cheeseburger she threw in teh window?

    She smells like crazy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    i like mayonnaise in some things but cheeseburgers!? That just aint natural!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    mayonnaise is satans salty jizz surely??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Faust


    no thats soy milk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    Mayo = the win.
    Has to be on my sandwitches tbh. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    only in america would this happen!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    Originally posted by woosaysdan
    only in america would this happen!!!
    Well in Ireland recently, two teenagers kicked a man to death on the pretext that he wouldn't give them a cigarette. They got no jail time for it. Only in Ireland, eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Originally posted by secret_squirrel
    mayonnaise is satans salty jizz surely??


    Mayo is sweet not salty, foo'


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