The top 12 mafia valentines day greeting cards

UnrealQueen

1. my love for you it came and went, so your feet are now in wet cement.


2. cinderella got her fella with a slipper made of glass. so please be mine valentine, or i'll have to whack your ass.


3. when a goon makes you die coz you told him goodbye, thats amore.


4. lie down with me, it's my final offa, or you'll be lying wit jimmy hoffa.


5. hey.


6. i'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes, now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.


7. be my valentine, and we can do it execution-style.


8. hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, but that ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.


9. valentine dear, lend me a hand, so i won't be a self-made man.


10 violets are blue, roses are red, i blew up your car so why ain't you dead?


11 lust is fleeting, true love lingers, be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.


12 i picked up this card from a slim selection, but that's all they offer in witness protection.

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zAbbo

hahhaha and bam with the attachment

rymus

10 & 11 Velly good

BioHazRd

UnrealQueen banned for a month for posting a link to "mature content" - second offense

Bio

Capt'n Midnight

It's getting strict round here - people getting banned for peanuts

Unpossible

people getting banned for peanuts

really i thought it was because of a link to an adult site

quank

very gudintag though (Y)

de5p0i1er

Some good ones there.