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Deathbed confession

  • 02-12-2003 9:39pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

    Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Becky," he whispered.

    "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."

    He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice "I have something I must confess to you."

    There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

    "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your Sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your Mother!"

    "I know" Becky whispered softly. "That's why I poisoned you.”


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    uh yeah... okay:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    I thought that was funny :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    nice one, made me laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    :D meeps!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    Originally posted by hedgetrimmer
    I thought that was funny :)

    thought being in past tense.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    unpossible smacks his head repeatedly against a wall

    when will the pain end?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    That has been posted only 15 times before!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    still funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    Haha, serves him right :P. First time I seen this. *gets ideas*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    Originally posted by Einstürzende
    :D meeps!

    lol:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    i liked it :)


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